Times you turend heal IRL

no doubt. this was just for spare change in high school. but pretty miserable dealing with old womyn picky about their bagged groceries

Based
She got what for

You sound based. Would drink a beer and watch and shit on Ram with.

Your an idiat

Based anons doing what's right

Do Americans really only make $5 an hour?

I don't know what basements are in your 3rd world country but a lot of them are based as fuck even in medium priced family homes.

Especially if you're working or in school, why would you want to move out on your own, spend all your dimes you make just to live, when you could live in a tiny house underneath your parents if they have no issue with it?

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I'm doing the basement thing while I pay off 16k in medical bills. Interest is a sonnuvabitch.

>Cut a promo to a co-worker call him an asshole
>Had to get split up by the backstage midcarders
>Vince calls me in and tells me i can't call people assholes.
>The following night they try to lowball me by putting in the wrong type of work so i would make a mistake.
>i notice the evident montreal screwjob scenario playing out
>i write out WCW in the air and walk out mid shift, i then went on to be a big draw at my next company

This. I had to move because of my job, but one lives in the same town as their parents they'd have to be a huge money mark to get worked by the housing industry into needlessly burning your cash.

"Moving out" is a fucking meme. There's no reason to leave your parent's house until you get married and plan on starting your own family. People are literally being tricked into pissing away money for rent/mortgage because it gives them a false sense of financial independence. They are literally pissing away money for no reason other than to be able to say that they're financially independent adults.

>be highschool sophomore me
>at friends house party for his birthday
>his parents were cool and let us smoke in their basement and spend the night
>smoke approx 30-35 blunts throughout the day
>2am
>everybody is asleep or gone
>snag every single roach
>hide roaches in empty pill container that I had used for my weed
>sneak roaches out to car and make it back inside without waking anyone up
>go to sleep
>11am
>everybody’s up
>my buddy’s freaking out about the roaches
>blame fat lesbian bitch that was there who nobody likes
>everybody believes me
>mfw

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>come home from uni
>only 3 friends left in hometown, all introverted aspies
>one in particular is a self-loathing asian
>hang out with friends but they haven't grown or matured at all since high school, haven't acquired any new interests or hobbies or friends
>self-loathing asian friends sister has been mirin me hard for about a year
>ask him if i can ask her out
>he spergs out worse than i'd ever seen before
>i figure she's 23 and can make her own decisions
>ask her out anyways
>same night (new years eve) he passes out drunk in a chair in other friends apartment
>fuck her doggie style while she's leaning over the chair, my balls slapping her ass inches from his face
>this was her idea
part 2 if anyone cares how that """"""relationship""""""" ended up

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based and redpilled. it really helps if you have cool parents tho, I wouldn't want to stay with them past 18 if they were dicks or something.

???? Medical bills don't accrue interest by law in the USA, where are you at?

Califag here I have never lived in a house that actually has a basement. Although I do love with my grandparents since it's so expensive here.

sorry, brother. I'm a career face
>skype with gf
>agrees to strip on cam
>on one condition, I'm not allowed to screenshot anything
>I totally could, she'd never know
>Jack off while she strips
>nut
>don't take any screenshots
>she also sent me booty pics once
>never shared them with anyone
>deleted them after we broke up
>hold no ill will toward her and hope she's living a happy life

Yeah ok, go on

People in the USA (and probably Canada too) move out on average much earlier than other countries in the Americas. Our society pressures us to move out before the age of twenty, but in Latin America it is viewed as normal for one to live with his parents well into his twenties. I think that is partly due to family being viewed as more important and also the higher cost of housing.

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>be me
>2002
>13
>Kansas City autoshow in town
>Stone cold is going to make an appearance
>Mom says I can't go because of the negative news about him at the time
>Find a better hero, user
>What would Stone cold do?
>I hit my mom in the head with a few swift smacks
>Run out door
>Get to autoshow
>Austin cancelled
>mfw mom never trusted me again and shipped me to grandma's where I got assaulted on a daily basis

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My girlfriend has family in America. We stayed in there basement for a few days.

It was bigger than our flat, had a fucking bar, a bathroom, separate bedroom...I would have lived in that no shame.

this, my parents are based as fuck and moving out was one of the biggest mistakes I've ever made.

Absolutely based

based as fuck

Canada too, yeah. If you "live at home" you're considered a fucking loser. Even if you are paying rent. You're expected to get your own place or live with other people, but not with family.

I'm disabled and living in shitty conditions because my family thinks that is better for me than living in one of the many empty rooms they have in much better conditions. If I lived with them I'd be a "loser", instead I am "making it on my own".

>be greasey ihop.. well just a waiter at an Applebee’s freshman year of college
>fat 45 year old lifer tells one of my tables I shouldn’t have done something (like put a glass on the table without a coaster or some shit) as he’s passing by becuse he’s like in charge that day or something
>follow him around the bend and cuss him out in front of all the tables
>he apologizes to me in the back like a bitch
>table gives me a $25 tip on $57 dollars
>few months later I work a lunch shift and he bitches to me that I can’t leave because the person relieving me isn’t coming in
>tell him to lick my balls this isn’t the military or a hospital
>quit
>fuck them good according to people in my stable who stayed working there

That fat fuck probably necked himself or went to the indies by this point. I’m making $110k and am a top face in my new job

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Forgot to add that someone in my stable would do Togo orders on an open menu item, cancel the order with manager numbers and keep the cash, he would give me $150 a week not to tell anyone.

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>bro likes girl
>girl turns him down multiple times
>he's super bummed and still likes her
>go out with girl
>things happen
>confess sins
>bro fucking mad
>been with her for 11 years now
>back to being bro's with bro

holy man children virgin dependants

GO on

This is mostly accurate.
Big difference between moving out and getting thrown out for being a leach.

t.rat wants his rent shekels

This but If you have a big house. My girlfriend literally moved in with me because of the extra space and we’ve been saving for two years now. I’m knocking her up in 2020 and we’re moving out.

>Move in with NEET friend
>He's a fucking slob and doesn't clean up anything
>My half of the apartment is always clean
>His bathroom clogs and I let him use mine
>He clogs mine too
>He tells me he only takes a shit every 4 days because his horrible diet
>Ask him if he called a plumber to unclog his bathroom to tell him the other one is clogged too
>He tells me he hasn't called anyone
>So frustrated at this point after all the shit his horrible lifestyle has impacted our stable
>Go to fridge, snag the two Coke bottles he always has and empty them in my toilet while he screeches helplessly
>"I heard it helps break down the shit. Now clean it up."
>Make him YouTube how to unclog a toilet and do it while I watch, making him clean the bowl after.
>Don't thank him, tell him to get the fuck out of the bathroom I need to take a shit 2 hours ago.
>Don't talk to him for 2 weeks
>Move out on my own
>Ask him to lend me some luggage since I had more stuff to move out than when I moved in
>He agrees meekly
>Feel kinda bad
>Gifted him my Jordan Peterson book
>Stole his luggage

He's still a slob but now he's an incel too.

based and grownassmanpilled

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> Work for UPS
> One day realize the Iphones and Ipads come in the same box.
> Uh-Oh this box looks damaged.
> Take ipad out of box and put it behind my back brace.
> Walk out of work and set off alarms.
> They don't check me because I wear steel toed boots
> Rinse n repeat at least 30 times
> make about $700 and ipad because they just came out

15 years ago yeah. now they make $7.50 but everything costs 1.5x more

> Be Chris Kanyon gay
> Have a summer fling with a lad about two years younger than me.
> I start to feel bored and hate clubbing and gay shit that he likes to do
> Break up with him on New Years Day
> Drive away feeling like a weight has lifted off my chest
> ONE MONTH LATER he fucks some faggot that turned out to have the HIV
> He turns from a face to a dirty HIV heel.
> I say thatsucks and never talk to him again