Not keeping a d20 on your desk and rolling it for pushups every 15 minutes

>not keeping a d20 on your desk and rolling it for pushups every 15 minutes
Not gonna make it desu

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thats not how you get big, train like a retard, look like a retard

>not progressively overloading your rolls

pleb

used to do this but with a game called the realm of the mad god, every time I got a god potion. shit was cash.

tried this method and I still ended up looking like this.

how am I ever going to get cute twinks to love me looking like this?

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Swole idea

>wanting to be "big" instead of focusing on strength and health
Not gonna make it
I start with +5 or +10 once I get my pump going.
user you can't just do pushups.
Works great with an egg timer.

>focusing on strength and health
but you're not doing that either

Not just with pushups, no.

well you're implying the pushups are part of it and you're still wrong

Pushups contribute to strength.

how strong do you really expect to get from doing a maximum of 20 push ups every 15 minutes?

Pretty strong.
Just ask the soldiers who would train like that every day.

point me to the soldiers who sit at their computers rolling dice every 15 minutes

>owning a d20

How strong do you really expect to get from spending 30 mins doing bench press once or twice a week?

>not owning a d20

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Where my warhammer bros at

Is that your fucking thumb? Why are you so scronny and why do you have an 90 degree angle orangutan thumb!? WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

skaven here

What do you do if you roll a Nat 1? What about a Nat 20?

>90 degree angle orangutan thumb!?
you can't make your thumb do that? I dunno my thumb is very flexible and can rotate a lot.

>doing pushups
looks like someone didn't go to the gym today.

Well if you add 2.5 kg each session then that's 2.5 - 5 kg a week or 15 kg a month with noob gains which I'm guessing you're at that stage

nat 1s are critical fails, so you have to do 50 pushups because fuck you. nat 20s are critical hits so you roll twice and add them up and that's how many pushups you do.

Sieze them in a raid

w-well it's leg day you see and I REALLY don't f-feel good...

>counting the reps on body weight exercises
ngmi

Confirmed to be Kevin M. who has 3 brothers. I know it is you you fucker

please dont tell mom

>Unicomp board
based

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nigga you couldn't possibly be further from the mark. I'm an only child and my name is John

BTFO

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>stop counting reps and make the reps count
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You got me bro shit pls don't tell anyone

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none of them look strong

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