How do I get a woman to be attracted to me and sleep with me? It seems like no matter how hard I try I can't get laid, I'm a good guy with a decent job, a computer science degree and I'm fairly in shape just a bit on the chubby side. I don't see how the other guys do it, they effortlessly get girls all they do is sell drugs and go to the gym.
I'm so tired of being lonely if I don't get laid by the time I turn 22 in 5 months I'm going to kill myself its THAT bad.
Lose weight obviously, Looksmax is required to get Chad's leftovers.
Imo would just get hookers/escorts if I were you man
If you are a robot you need to go after twinks and sissies on Grindr, women will reject you or at least get a gay friend on their and take his fashion advice
Practice talking to girls, every girl you have any slight attraction towards. And not with the intent to sleep with them. Just talk to them to learn how to be funny and socialize with them. Eventually ull get used to talking to them regularly and it'll be much easier to talk to a girl you like and get a date. Girls like to feel comfy in conversation, so if ur nervous they'll most likely be nervous too. Only way around that is to be so used to talking to them. You'll seem more outgoing and they'll like that.
Are you more of a BOTTOM then a TOP?
>Muh game XD
A guy that she's attracted to can be a total awkward spreg and still get laid.
stop trying to get women, just do other stuff like making money, looksmaxing, working out. tryharding can only fuck you over. if they come they come and you will succeed, if not its lost anyway and mgtow the fuck outta there.
There aint much you can do chieftain.
Yes, women are whores. Yes, they've been fucking since they were 15. Yes, they'd be more attracted towards you if you were abusive or a drug dealer.
What can you do about it? Not much.
Maybe you are gay and need to attract men or just come out??
I sat in the same bar for 7 years, from 5 a.m.
(the day bartender let me in 2 hours early)
to 2 a.m.
sometimes I didn't even remember going back
to my room
it were as if I were sitting on the barstool
forever
I had no money but the drinks kept
arriving
to them I wasn't the bar clown
but the bar fool
but at times a fool will find a greater
fool to
admire him,
and,
it was a crowded
place
actually, I had a viewpoint: I was waiting for
something extraordinary to
happen
but as the years wasted on
nothing ever did unless I
caused it:
broken bar mirrors, a fight with a 7 foot
giant, a dalliance with a lesbian, many things
like the ability to call a spade a spade and to
settle arguments that I did not
begin and etc. and etc. and etc.
one day I just upped and left the
place
like that
and I began to drink alone and I found the company
quite all right
then, as if the gods were bored with my peace at
heart, knocks began upon my door: ladies
the gods had sent the ladies to the
fool
and the ladies arrived one at a time and when it ended with
one
the gods immediately--without allowing me any respite--sent
another
and each began as a flash of miracle--even the bed--and the
good ended up
bad
my fault, of course, yes, that's what they told
me
but I remembered the 7 years in the bar, I hardly ever bedded
down with anybody
the gods just won't let a man drink alone, they are jealous of
his simple strength and salvation, they will send the lady
knocking upon that door
I remember all those cheap hotels, it were as if the women
were one: the delicate little rap on the wood and then:
"oh, I heard you playing that music on your radio...we're
neighbors, I'm down at 603 but I've never even seen you in
the hall..."
"come on in..."
and there go your balls and your sanctity, Men's Liberation,
they say, is not needed
and then you remember the bar
when you walked up behind the 7 foot giant and knocked his
cowboy hat off his head, yelling:
"I'll bet you sucked your mother's nipples until you were
12 years old!"
somebody in the bar saying: "hey, sir, forget it, he's a mental
case, he's an asshole, he doesn't know what he is
saying!"
"I know EXACTLY what I am saying and I'll say it again:
I'll bet you sucked..."
he won but you didn't die, not at all the way you died when the
gods arranged to get all those ladies knocking and you went for
the first flash of miracle
the other fight was more fair: he was slow, stupid and even a
little bit frightened and it went well for quite a good while,
just like with the ladies those gods
sent
the difference being, I thought I had a chance with the
ladies
- Charles "Chad" Bukowski
Yeah fat chance. Only way a super awkward sperg gets laid is by having a lot of money or really good looks. If you don't have a lot of money and Chad looks the best thing you can do is be good at interacting socially. Have lots of friends and be funny and shit
Just be yourself bro hahaha girls love that
Just spend money on a hooker and then feel shitty for wasting your money for something you did not enjoy like a true man faggot.
Women don't care about your job or your degree. All women care about is how you look. If you are bad looking, then they will never be interested.
Being a virgin seriously isn't a big deal. I'm 21 and I've pretty much accepted that I'll never get married or have a family. I practically destroyed myself over this thing I couldn't have. Eventually I realized that most people my age were in the same boat and I realized it doesn't matter.
I cleaned myself up and Focused on becoming successful. Take responsibility and volunteer work, responsibility gives you purpose. Forget what you can't have and focus on what you can have.
There are 3 500 000 000 fucking girls in this planet.
Go outside and use 30 min daily to cold approach 20 people a day and you will have better sex life that any Roman emperor, Genghis Khan in history or most rockstars and multi-millionaires in the 19th century. Go out there and outfuck Cassanova in less than years (just 120 women).
In 2019 I have already fucked more women than 99% men will fuck in their whole lifes. And everybody can do the same in the excact moment they truly want it and decide to so it, instead of living this meaningless life of weak victimhood, envy, aphaty shitty mentality.
Fuck your looks. Fuck money. Fuck status. Fuck height. Fuck even confidence. Fuck your every fucking excuse. You can feel like total shit and still get laid, because women are even hornier than us.
There is massive abundance out there and you can have +100 hot sex partners this year if you can truely drop your fucking excuses, you little bitch. Start to live. Now or never.
Go for the "ugly"/"average" type of girls and try with them. Once you r more confident in yourself go for the more hot ones
some girl I knew said she got with her boyfriend by him comparing a frozen loaf of french bread dough to his dick and then decided to date him after having casual sex for awhile and liking him. girls are fucking retarded just look good and do anything and they will probably fall for you
Make brown pancakes for them.
Lose weight.
Work out and gain muscle.
Talk to women.
Practice by saying good morning with eye contact and a smile to the women behind shop counters.
How old are you and where do you live?
These things matter, if you're an average 21 year old living in bum fuck no where then it's going to be harder to find slutty girls than the hot 30 year old guy living in Miami.
Fuck you, fatso! Workout harder you little bitch. Bitches digs fit dudes, not fatsos.