Solution to 25+ yr old virgin incels

Why don't you just fuck a 35/45 yr old experienced mommy?

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I would, but I'm too socially inept to talk to women.

>why don't you just fuck a woman who had a small army of Chads rail her already

that would be a solution if I had a problem with being a virgin.
which I don't

This explains it. origigo

It's the best way to start living your life finally, but 45 is aiming too low for a 25+ virgin, could work if you are cute or she looks really undesirable.
My gf is 50 and I'm 25, we met at work and I asked her to take my v-card after few weeks.

Because there's no way she would want to be fucked by me.

teach me your ways where do I find myself a woman like this. Starting new job tmorow and don't know how many women work there. Where do I find them?

>I asked her to take my v-card after few weeks

That is autistic and brave. What type of work do you do?

I give tickets in public transport, she is my driver.
>Autistic and brave
I got desperate, at one moment I was willing to get a downs gf, I mean it was just few hours of looking up shit online before realizing it's a terrible idea, but really shows the extent of my desperation, although I didn't care for sex until few months ago when I lost interest in games and other forms of media, this briefly made me very religious and JP worshipping, then it all went away and I started seriously consider if it's really worth it to die unloved virgin.

that makes a lot of sense to me brother. I am glad you are making it.

Thanks. She agreed to it to make me confident around girls, I actually got a girl younger than me, she was pretty for my standards even, but as a human being she was terrible and now I'm done with young women, well at least we fucked.
Told her I'm done looking because I like her very much. I'm determined to make it work, it's just that she has debts to pay(don't help her with that, she refuses to take my money), her mother is half paralyzed or something and her soon is a neet albino nigger. I will work harder to pay off my debts, then we move out to get rid of her idiot son(the place she lives belongs to the state, so not like she can kick him out) and take her mother with us, just hope she is willing to go with this plan. I'll pay the rent, she pays her debt and we split the rest.

I want to very badly.

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but i dont want to lose my virginity. i want to die a virgin, i strongly believe in god already, at this point

besides the best time to lose ur vcard is in your youth, past the age of like 23 you cant really feel love anyways, why would i want to soil my soul with some ugly used up whore roastie? nah, ill take dying a virgin, thanks

Virgin =! incel

Was virgin until 29 and married 20 year old Asian hottie. Virginity is sacred. Only fedoras disagree.

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>you can't really feel love
Age has nothing to do with it, amount of experience does, a virgin can easily fall in teen-like love. An older women might fall in love with him because he is still pure.

yiiiikes

my enjoyment from videogames is directly related to the numbers on this chart. when i was at that age, i experienced just about anything much more pleasureably. now that im 28 videogames are boring and uninteresting for me

love works the same way. when i was young i fell in love very hard and deeply and could experience it, now that im 28 i just feel shit for these nasty used up cunts

>An older women might fall in love with him because he is still pure
LOL ahhahahaha ACTUALLY stop talking. females hate virgins and are disgusted by them, they like socially approved sexually successful makes you fucking retard

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If I never played games I'd enjoyed them a lot more now, maybe not as much as a kid would, but still a lot.

Younger females are attracted to experience sure, but older women are already wise enough to appreciate not being hardened womanizer, I found such woman, so they are out there.

Sure man. Of course. Definitely right. Cool as a cucumber r-right?

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Older women have higher standards than young women, since they're more experienced. Unless you get lucky and somehow play into a mommy fetishist, you're worse off than trying to fuck a hole your age.

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I'm currently between three older ladies in the neighborhood. Stay at home neet living with mom, it's pretty convenient.

How do you go out and bang milfs when you live with your mom? I'd love to go hunting for a cougar but I feel like my mom would disapprove and make life at home incredibly awkward.

It's the same suburb, I'm literally within walking distance. They hit me up and I head over. Mom doesn't know about any of it.

>but older women are already wise enough to appreciate
you mean their sexual market value has deprecated so much that they would seriously consider taking a virgin considering no one wants a used up whore

females dont wisen up, they become sexually worthless through aging and wrinkes and face lines and saggy tits and roasties flaps so long they can reach the floor and settle with some beta cuck. id rather die a virgin than be with some used up whore, thanks. infact id rather die than get with some prime teenager. im just not meant to enjoy love in this life, just that simple

Shit, I have so many milfy/gilfy women in my apartment complex. Wonder if I can make this happen

How did you get into a circumstance that you got to sleep with them?

I would milk this woman like a Shamrock factory. Jesus christ.

>be at Walmart
>about to get in line to pay for my shit
>as I'm looking around a little more I carelessly flail my right arm and tap the ass of this bleach blonde, big titted, 40 something biker looking chick in a leather jacket with my palm.
>"Umm, s-sorry about that"
>"Oh no, your good lol!"

And for a second I thought I was about to get #meetoed or some shit. A younger girl probably would have called security or something.

would love to, especially if they're horny all the time and have money to just let me sit on my ass and play vidya all day.

>you mean their sexual market value has deprecated so much that they would seriously consider taking a virgin considering no one wants a used up whore
You are so clueless it's funny, an old woman can get an old Chad at a blink of an eye, even my mom who just doesn't give a shit about sex appeal anymore has men hit on her, let alone my gf.
>im just not meant to enjoy love in this life, just that simple
That's fucking brutal, the universe must hate you.

There's a community club and clubhouse, being around there enough since I'm one of only a few young guys around, it's almost entirely either just kids or older adults but nearly no people in my age range.

I actually started going there just for dinner because there's a bar, grill and restaurant, it gets charged to your membership tab so it was better than just hiding in my room eating ramen only when it was all within walking distance. Just being there though as a young guy, these women have made the moves on me and it's how I ended up in this situation.

Not bad at all for a neet.
It depends on how good looking the lady is,but if you'll jump on anything of any age just say hello, ask how they are doing, act as if you really want someone to talk to, become closer and then start asking if she is seeing someone, maybe say you haven't had luck with girls lately(or never).
I'm trying to stay loyal to my gf, but if I was into picking matures from my neighborhood that's what I would do, no worried if you don't get lucky at first.

>Just being there though as a young guy, these women have made the moves on me and it's how I ended up in this situation.
Yeah that sounds plausible actually, aside form my grandma there is also one woman who acted interested in me she'd ask if I have a gf and shit, it's a good sign when they ask that. There were plenty of jokes and shit from other women too.

Well not all of the ones who have approached me or shown interest have wanted a relationship or anything, some are just nice or friendly. But the ones who did want to bang, all made the move on me, not me on them.

So literally offered it to you? You must be one of the famed chadbots. Rest of us will probably have to figure out if they are just being nice or something more through making a move, at least in case of my gf it was really mixed, I mean she essentially pitty fucked me.

im a shut in so unless one moves in nextdoor ill just stay like this

Can't find any, originally.

>an old woman can get an old Chad at a blink of an eye
maybe for some kind of short sexual encounter, but men by and large tend to ignore old used up hags. the older and uglier a girl becomes the less likely she is to settle down with a single man. your unwillingness to point out such obvious shit shows how disgusting of a person you are

and females never wisen up, their taste in men change. men ALWAYS find teenagers attractive, yet females only find males several years their senior attractive. old hags cannot attract the love of young successful males, because they are disgusting

i dont even know what i was arguing about. old women are disgusting and sex past the age of like 24 is trashcan tier

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Nah they've never been so blunt. More like wanting to have a drink together, or dinner, enjoying ourselves awhile and then inviting me to their place or after a couple of these "dates". I mean it ends up being clear what they're after but it's never been them coming up to me and asking to fuck.

I got approached by a homeless black woman who was willing to fuck for money. Did I do good by not going for it? Didn't give money either

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>short encounter
No, serious relationships, old Chad would orbit old Stacy(say your mom) then make a move or fuck off if he sees she doesn't find him interesting. Usually old Chad makes more.
>but men by and large tend to ignore old used up hags.
Most men prefer someone their age +-10, years, just because older men are attracted physically to 20yo doesn't mean they'll be retarded enough to pursue someone as old as their daughters.
>your unwillingness to point out such obvious shit shows how disgusting of a person you are
It's only "obvious" if you never went outside and learned everything about relationships by studying graphs on mgtow forums or something.
>females don't wisen up
Most do, I've dated a 22yo and 50yo, the latter is far superior intellectualy, of course these are cherry picked examples, but I've talked to younger girls and I'm aleays around mature working class women while at work.
>old women are disgusting
I'm disgusting slob, see nothing attractive in myself, so not like I mind. Also a well groomed older woman is a lot more sexually attractive than young trashy meat who is just young, I was with both so I know.

Your dick would have fallen off user.

>virgin?
>just have sex xD

My plan is to find someone even LESS experienced than "virgin" and prey upon that weakness.

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Well that's pretty much the same as asking you to fuck them straight away, so good job on being sexy, why won't you find someone to have a committed relationship though?

fuck mate I want to

How do you get these Cougars? Wanna know because I haven't had any luck with girls my age (25) and kinda wanna fuck a few 35-45 year olds. Hell I'd probably date one longterm if she was freaky sexually.

> I'm disgusting slob, see nothing attractive in myself, so not like I mind.

Eh, I'm no slob but kind of a dad bod with muscle minus the beer gut. They dont sound extremely picky but they like younger guys for a reason. Then again I know this guy who looks like the fat kid from superbad who just got out of jail and he has a 52 year old sugar momma who he leaches off. Though I dont know what she looks like.

Because girls my age don't approach me and I've got no life prospects anyway.

You dick wouldda came out a stub.lel

What's the issue with this compulsion to say "She could be your DAUGHTER! They're the same age! Number of years alive is similar, so you could be fucking your daughter! Fuck as far away as possible from that number of years so you won't be fucking the same number of years as your daughter! That number of years is bad for you!"
That's so fucking retarded. Men will fuck 12 year olds because they're sexy. This whole, "That could be your daughter!" shit makes no sense. It's not their daughter! Even if it were, it's only an issue if she gets pregnant.
Fuck someone your own age: NOOOOO! THAT COULD BE YOUR SISTER OR COUSIN OR YOUR MOTHER WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER!
Fuck someone older: NOOOOO! THAT COULD BE YOUR MOTHER OR AUNT!
Fuck someone younger: NOOOOO! THAT COULD BE YOUR DAUGHTER OR NIECE!
STAY AWAY FROM ALL AGES BECAUSE THERE COULD EXIST SOMEONE WHO SHARES THE SAME AGE WHO IS RELATED TO YOU AND YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK THEM!
>inb4 "do you hear yourself?", "scumbag, loser, sicko, etc", "seriously?!"
Yes I hear myself, yes seriously

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Women aren't interested in sex with me.

>Girls my age don't approach me
Not talking about girls your age, although not talking about those women that ask you on a date either, they seem like sluts desu, must have harems of young guys, you gotta find someone who won't make the first move.

Also
>no life prospects
Yeah that's terrible, you have to get at least some job then once you meet a decent woman she will motivate you to do better because you'll probs develop feelings for each other.

I've considered it because I heavily prefer older women, but most women in that position are just looking for casual sex. I want a real relationship.

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How about 16-25 yo girls have sex with incels?

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Thats not the same thing but.

Because we shouldnt have too. Its not a case of us hot girls having sex with losers to stop them becoming incels, incels need to just stop being incels so we'll fuck them.

Yes it is. Theyre virgins because you wont have sex with them. In order for someone to not have had sex they would have had tp have been rejected by potential suitors making them not at fault.

>us hot girls
tranny pls go

Being young doesn't make you hot. Most of you have an inflated sense of worth and overestimate your own level of attractiveness. Prostitutes are the only women I can respect since they help incels gain some degree of confidence.

Because there is no future with someone of that age.

There's the present though. Do you know what that is?

Virgin schools have existed for years. You pay a MILF to teach you and she jacks you off.

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Source?
Sounds like prostitution and you won't learn much from handies alone
>The virgin paid school vs The Chad free sex ed

>he can't talk to someone twice his age
Why
It's the easiest shit

this post is hella sad and tragic, and not in a beautiful way

Doubt I can get with someone more compatible with introverted loser than her, if we were to live together I'd feel as close to happy as it gets, once her mother dies and her debt is paid off I'll have no worries anymore, I'd have sex with her all the way to 90s if she'd still be willing, I can get off to GILF porn easily. So don't really see what's so sad here, I guess if you had normal development it is sad in comparison to your life, but for me this is as good as it gets, so I'm grateful.

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It was on TV years ago and it's on Vimeo somewhere I think. I got mocked at work after this was on TV.

>implying they still don't have an army
Everyone loves a milf