*yawwn*

>*yawwn*
>good morning user, damn you got me all tired from last night. What you wanna do today?

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How about another round of seminal reparations in honor of the good doctor?

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dont worry i recorded all of it

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I swear to god if I have to pork one more sheboon bitch, retard or landwhale and liisten to them squeal like a wounded pig.
I'm sick of it, stop monopolizzing the ptp chad

Uhh, I think you need to go home. Go out through the backdoor though. I think I just heard my gf's car pull up in the driveway.

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She looks like she'd be cute with a more modest amount of makeup.

>What you wanna do today?
We should probably go to the doctor, I think you broke your back.

I wanna take her to KFC and we're not leaving until she's at least twice as thicc.

>not taking her to popeyes
You'll never win her heart

How can I get a nigger girlfiend?

>KFC
black people don't eat this
He's right. As far as fried chicken chains go, Popeyes is what black people eat.

Start by not calling them niggers user. And then start acting and dressing like a black guy. Go to the barbershop, ask for a taper fade.

they don't want you so don't bother you racist shithead

>giving him false hope
user please

Thank you guys. In Australia we don't have Popeyes, or black women, so I really have no idea what I'd talking about.

I feel for you, brother. No man wants to have relations with an abo

No you have black women. It's just that your definition of black is much different than the definition of black in the rest of the world.

I'll play Starfox 64 and you can watch

What does black mean to the rest of the world? Just dark skinned = black?
100% accurate.
But even if I did, I would have to travel hundreds of kilometres to some of the mose pathetic and third world looking regions of a developed country you could think of.

Why should I dress like a nigger to get a gf?
What makes you think that? I'm pretty sure I'm better than a nigger.

Mixed race girls are better

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>watcha thinking bout user?

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>What does black mean to the rest of the world?
It means African descent. Don't you call abos black in Australia?

>Why should I dress like a nigger to get a gf?
Because you're trying to get a black one.

>pomf
>what we finna do on ther bed

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sticking to your own kind is ideal

Ah, pardon me. I misunderstood your post.
I was using black in the African context, not the "black fella" manner in which some use it here.
Often we just 'abos' or 'the traditional owners and custodians of this land', only old people and abos themselves call them black.

Same as yesterday, to kms

>'the traditional owners and custodians of this land
Lmao just call em fuckin Indians wtf lol

If only you knew how bad things were here.
At EVERY public address it always starts with an 'acknowledgement of country' where the MC says "we wish to acknowledge the oogga booga people upon who's land we meet today' or some absolute gayness to that effect.

B-but Jow Forums told me black women were all overweight hambeasts. How is this possible?

>we're going to be reading manga and browsing the internet
That'll get rid of her.

>*rapes you*
>watcha gonna do now, white boi?

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>reading manga
She'll probably be fine with reading Dragon Ball Z since literally all black people love it
>browsing the internet
That's all women do anyway, refresh Instagram and Twitter.

Be there for our child

There is nothing great than a beautiful woman

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>*bears your children*
>I hope you mean that white boi
>your baby needs a daddy with a job

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Cringe thread is cringe needs more BBC

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Prepare your anushole

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Of course I do, I'll always be there to support you and our hopefully-large family

>Your bussy is soaking and shaking

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based homoposter

It's nice out, how about lunch at the farmers market by the wharf?

How about I farm your market with cock

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE NIGGER RREEE

That's just scary