Why not just become a magical girl already?

why not just become a magical girl already?

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How does one become a magical girl?

Because Im already married to one

because i already had em

Grinding for grief seeds and dying a tragic death doesn't sound so fun. I'd rather watch anime and play videogames.

>wake up
>not a magical girl
>can never be a magical girl
>cry
thanks for opening up this old wound

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I think you're pretty magical.

>pretty magical.
magically nutritious! nom nom nom

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not a girl tho

i thought you were a tasty leprechaun? yer high in fibre and vitamin g

Regardless, you're pretty enchanting.

You are a girl though user, a cute magical girl!

where can i find qb

but it's pretty much a video game irl, like vr only better

i dont want to get jewed by kyuubey

Why be a magical girl when you can be a guardian of one
>Are not bound to the same rules as a magical girl
>Get paid in affection
>Get to protect cute anime girls
>Get bad ass armor and weapon of choice
>Prevent suffering
>Utterly annihilate evil with cute girls
>With physical prowess and magical support it will be easier to fight evil
>Teach your magical girl how to fight and protect herself

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im not dealing with kyuubey crazy fucker

i wish i was a girl too, but not a magical one from mahou shoujou

putting chemicals in your brain dosent make you a fucking girl you faggot nigger kike

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putting girl chemicals in my body DOES make me a girl, bigot.

in some ways it kind of does

Transphobes deserve to be ruthlessly slaughtered without mercy

I will not tolerate a disgusting filthy transphobe subhuman

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You're a magical girl in my eyes.

Not having a vagina means you're a boy. That's life.

Instead of trying to be somebody else how about try fixing yourself. If you can't even be yourself right how do you expect being something completely different will help?

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>Taking chemicals magically makes you a girl
kek

It doesn't magically make me a girl, it does so by getting rid of all my male hormones and giving me female ones (along with boobs and girlier skin which is pretty nice)

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>Instead of trying to be somebody else how about try fixing yourself.
no this is fixing myself

>Tranny
>Anime
>The worst kind of touhou secondary awoo bs
It all checks out

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Shut. The fuck up. Retarded transphobic incel.

momiji inubashiri is a pretty insignificant charachter in the entire touhou project.

I never watched touhou I just save cute pictures I see on Jow Forums

>watched
>touhou
you dont deserve to even post the images you are posting.

slaughter yourself filthy transphobe incel

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Now I am not even that elitist about my touhou, although seeing people STILL think touhou is an anime buzzes me a bit.

>transphobe
i dont even have an opinion on tranny shit, i litterally just dont care what someone decides to do with their body.

This is most likely bait,
But, it kinda makes me mad.

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These threads are pretty comfy. Even as this board changes these remain a constant and familair browsing experience.