Dear Youngfags:

Dating gets much harder after college. At least try talking to girls so you don't regret it when you're old.

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it's true. i should have done so much more fucking in college.

Talk to them for nothing or rejection? I don't get the boomers and my parents too with this shit. It's like asking a 5 year old to bench 200kg, even if he won't make it, at least he should try so he won't regret it. Fucking retarded LMAO, just like women, fuck those whores ayyy.

spent 6 years in college and never even got a girl's phone number here

You won't have any women in your life when you leave school. Use the access while you have the access. You WILL REGRET NOT LISTENING TO US.

Yeah honestly, it's a must.

Tinder exists for a reason, this isn't 1993.

For chad to get pussy easier than ordering pizza, retard.

Tinder, Plenty Offish, OKC, Bumble....

None of these work past the age of 26.

Why should I bother with women when they're all either whores who will cheat or NPCs who will make me miserable? And you act like I even have a choice. Only Chad wins in today's tinder world. Fuck dating and fuck women. I'd rather wait for artificial wombs and sex dolls to BTFO them.

Right. So when I see one what do I say to her?

I guess the grass is always greener. I'm sure the pain of regret of doing nothing is bad, but for me I regret all the times I've embarrassed myself trying to make friends or talk to girls. Wish I did nothing

>have chad physique
>no interest in women
>nonetheless women keep flirting with me and other girls keep telling me that people are crushing on me
>mfw don't bother knowing that its just going to disappoint them when they realize how overly autistic i am

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> asked out 2 girls this sememster (my first)
> both of them said "no"
> one instantly got a chad bf
> they're both acting kinda bitchy towards me
> also should have asked that 5/10 russian genius QT
> stopped trying to fit in with the douchey Brads in my dorm

I'm dead in the water.

What do I do?

Nah I'm good don't want to drag em down with my issues.

man im 28 and a fatass and still in college and have had girls openly call me cute to their friends, multiple times. one girl even said she would screw me. straight up in class. dont believe these faggots bs

I never went to college, I became a rock after highschool.

the only thing that matters is the face.

I'm not handsome. I'm just a 6'3 200lbs fatass.

Ok well not all of us have been touched by god

yeah i have. being 6'3 with a decent frame really helps. also i still look young as fuck. dont feel too bad though cause idk how to talk to any of them and never approached anyone. i still get bullied too. wish i had the nuts to talk to them though cause ive had quite a few opportunities.

user has Bear mode unlocked

Honestly I wish I could fuck even one because then I know word would get around and I'd be so deep in piussy

I happen to be 6ft 6in 200lbs (which isn't fat). And I'm the dead in the water user.

I guess just because you're a bird doesn't mean you're an ornithologist. You got lucky and you fucking dropped the ball chieftain. What the fuck.

bulk up and start weightlifting. 200 lbs at 6'6 is freaky

It does but robots use Grindr

the prospect of dying alone has kinda scared me into action, but it's all fruitless
>last semester blew my first and likely only chance to fuck

>this semester new classes and I sit next to some women
>justbeyourself.webm
>all of them see me with veiled or explicit contempt, or worse, disinterest

>highschool (18 fuck off)
>long time crush recently single
>noticeably talking to me more often, laughing louder at my jokes, initiating more conversation, etc
>comes over last night
>both drunk
>put on movie
>headonchest,jpg
>mfw platonically cuddle with only nonfamily member who ever showed me affection
>mfw i know itll never go further
>mfw never been in a relationship
>mfw i know "everyone gets laid in college" wont apply to me
>mfw crippling loneliness

please. before last night ive been without human physical contact for over a year. i just want someone to love me. when does the ride end?

how do i avoid living a lonely life and dying alone like a sad piece of shit?

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>studies hard
>gets mad money
>visits escorts from time to time
What can you say about this OP

Good goy that keeps the system running, doesn't lead a meaningful life at all.

You are already on your way by not trying to fit in with the normies. If you stop giving a fuck it works out better.