Why do girls always sit down when they pee? Why can't they just pee standing like normal people?

Why do girls always sit down when they pee? Why can't they just pee standing like normal people?

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They are just weaker man user. with the minds of children
stop being so hard on them

men sit down when they pee

>Germany wakes up

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lol girls have to wipe after peeing

so do men. bro

Their piss goes all over the place.

do you even penis user?
just shake it.

Men are the ones not sitting like normal people and piss all over the damn place.

what kind of fruitcake wipes his dick after peeing? you shake it, thats all

ya ok bros. dab it

Because they're lazy whores.

Why do you like peepee juice dribbling down your legs?

Found the dirty peepee pants

Shaking doesnt always work, i tried the tp thing but it just diesnt feel right. Now i just aggressively swing my dong in a circle to get out the remainder.

>shaking doesn't work and I don't like the feeling of tp on my pp so I violently flail my wiener and get tiny droplets of urine around the bathroom every time I potty
DISGUSTING

It is also good to go potty as hard as you can into the watter since it will leave less dribbles.

your underwear has piss stains, guaranteed. kys you filthy creatures

>he doesn't know the taint trick
after you're done pissing, push on your taint near your balls, it will push the last bits of piss out

>mfw I wear diapers so none of that matters

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Interesting. I will try this.

NO this is not sweden!
NO only if they're too stupid to spread their labia lips
NO men do not wipe their urethra. we pinch and shake
YES i always wear socks when i pee so i dont get splash on my feet.

FUCKING PISS

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because their pee drips down their legs instead

Real men remetabolize a recycle their own waste. No muss, no fuss.

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You spin me right round like a record baby right round round round

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uhhh nah senpai

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women are actually meant to put 1 leg up on the toilet tank when they pee. look it up

Oh God! Why did we even have to invent toilets?
Anyway, OP women can use an urinal if they cock their leg up. They can also use a shewee

Girls, you can spread your vag and push your hips forward with legs spread to pee standing up without making a mess. Practice, it'll be useful someday.