>virgin
>lift for years
>finally get mired
>ask the girl out
>get rejected
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO GET LAID FUCKING YESTERDAY
Virgin
Jace Long
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Brody Stewart
just be yourself bro, p.s. post body
Jeremiah Thomas
You need to try more. Accept the fact that you will fail a lot. Learn with the experience.
Gavin Hill
She's fat too, who the fuck else could she be texting?
John Fisher
>Hello, my dear. You're not so bad yourself!
Did you wear a tophat while writing this?
James Reyes
I didn't post that btw
Asher Parker
KEK
Adam Howard
Jack Brown
wtf lmao
Samuel Kelly
Kekd. Thanks user
Jack Sanchez
>just B.E. entirely yourself
Cooper Reyes
Jesus Christ....
Henry Cook
too needy and desperate lol
You just told her she can do better
Hunter Perry
If you look like brad pit and act this desperate she wont fuck you dude
Leo Baker
>dear
>tripple texts
>complimenting slampigs
>drinking coffee
Next time try a more assertive opening like "I want to fuck your pussy raw tonight" you might also just send a picture of your erect dick with "FUCK ME" written on it in sharpie (if your dick is too small to write "FUCK ME" on it in sharpie you are worthless to females and belong in the cute boi prostate pounding internment camps.)
Jeremiah Jones
Lmaoo
Joseph Cox
Kek
Bentley Thomas
Owen Powell
me laugh ty
Alexander Davis
>le grab a coffee meme
My fucking sides
Jack Gonzalez
>Lakshitha
>shit
>negresse
Wyatt Long
Make sure you are getting clear signals. These are the only girls worth your time plus most "hot" girls are too stuck up and unloyal to waste your time. If you see some girl that looks decent but has the vibe that she may be obsessed with you, then I would give it a shot if you can manage a boner to the thought of her. I turned my gf from a neet and hairy girl to an acceptable feminine at in 3 months. I basically told her she has to fix herself if she wants it to works and behold she agreed. Girls that are obsessed with you will do literally anything for you and will be the best wives. Good luck bro. The stacies aren't worth your time.
Ryan Young
>I NEED TO GET LAID
no you dont. read the Holy Scriptures instead. be at peace, my brother.
Camden Miller
Kek
Wyatt Rogers
Elijah Price
>female dr asked if I wanted my tetanus shot
>said no thanks I don't want autism
>she laughed
See ya later virgins
Carson Hall
>hello my dear
Jayden Price
Hudson Miller
>Lakshitha
>Hello my dear
This is a fucking dumpster fire
Charles Parker
Some of us weren't born to make it. Being a manlet, having an asymmetric face and the personality of a rock don't help me at all. I think my problems would go away if I ACTUALLY perused women in my league. But the thing is, I just don't even care to try anymore.
Camden Torres
just because a girl leans in closer to you and smiles while staring into your eyes, it doesn't mean she likes you.
John Thomas
Not the wop that always posts vocaroos but still pretty good
Easton Myers
>I just don't even care to try anymore.
Fuck sake, same here. If only I wasn’t a 3/10 face I’m fucking 6’4 and have the potential for a decent body in a couple years.
Henry Rogers
L O L
Look at this dood
Daniel Campbell
Jaxon Robinson
Isaiah Jackson
You are ugly or short
Josiah Reed
Is grabbing a coffee meme? Whats the alternative.
Adrian Peterson
If you can't get laid without muscles you'll still struggle with them. Work on your personality too.
Isaiah Morgan
Quit putting girls above you. You need to think more highly of yourself bro. Life in for women is retarded btw.
Isaac Ward
why not olympicmaxx? start rowing.
Samuel Jackson
You know there are 3 billion women on the planet right? Truth be told puss feels the same with your eyes closed. All of them do.
Ryan White
Ask them to fuck in the back of your mom's Honda odyssey dipshit.
Ian Morris
I was hoping it was him.
Angel Edwards
>the girl
Strong oneitis. Women are fungible
Justin Collins
Thomas Walker
Caleb Perez
Absolute Chad
Noah Adams
Pajeet no one says my dear here....shoulda been playful till time to ask ...like hello cupcake
Jonathan Fisher
HOLY SHIT
COMPLETELY DESTROYED BEYOND REDEMPTION
Colton Wood
>OH NO NO NO
KEK
Robert Hall
Owen Robinson
Ask
>do you want to grab some ass some time?
>peach emoji
Adrian Cooper