>Jow Forums will die in your lifetime

Nukes are like the friendliest end of the world scenario. Global warming is going to wipe out life on the same scale as a massive asteroid hitting the earth.

>he thinks he will survive
lmao you wish, enjoy dying from dysentery.

Jow Forums will fade away like myspace. It will be around but the users are long gone and/or dead.

>No King rules forever my son

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Everything dies in the end.

unironically real robots community's are moving to small heavy moderated chat spaces.
just too much gay porn here these days
gg/raTbpXf

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>survival and live in my prime as a man, no society so no rules to abide by.
actually gets brain bashed in for a blanket

such is life in the wastes

Purifing water is easy. Leafs sand and charcoal. Done. I do survival training for the day its needed.

memes are like kingdom ruled by children
they die as soon as they appear
EVERYTHING THAT IS SOLID NOW WILL TURN INTO VAPOR

man's got a fucking scary point.

Yes it is. It's normalfag, hugboxy garbage with a voting system that encourages echochambery circlejerks. Fuck reddit.

okay so? as long as there is more quality discussion to be found than on Jow Forums it still wins out in the end. Jow Forums is shit. like really really fucking shit. hard to beat.

please kill yourself. Reddit is good for niche hobbies, as a social board there's not much worse and if you think otherwise you don't belong here

haha yeah if only gmt would come back

>Reddit is good for niche hobbies
aceptable

nah nigga, we aint.

mankind is gonna be around for a long time

>mankind is gonna be around for a long time
sadly we may

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everyone likes to believe that it all ends with a dramatic orgy of violence and destruction but the more uncomfortable thought is that the decline continues, the suffering will be stretched out over a long enough period of time to make it both imperceptible yet obviously present, and we'll be too entranced to break out of it
in other words, we shitpost ourselves to death

I envy your mindset. I've only been here since 2010/11 and I feel bad about all the things I missed out on.

This is actually the main difference, and I way avoid reddit. Chans are actually pretty good for "socializing" if that's what we're doing here. Obviously sometimes we shit post for (You)s, but a lot of the time we're just saying random shit and creating a general ongoing dialogue in a thread.

Reddit threads are way more geared towards a "Question and Answer" setup than a conversation.

>good for niche hobbies, as a social board there's not much worse
Where can I go for both?

>mankind is going to collapse in your lifetime, >you'll witness and experience suffering beyond your wildest fucking nightmares
Can't wait. these are positive things.

Fuck off, you zoomer-ass discord nigger.

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>tfw ds1 and ds2 died
>tfw bb is almost dead
>tfw ds3 is a terrible game that sped up there deaths
i'v wanted to die for a while user

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the possibility of getting your fucking balls removed due to cancer is what terrifies me

you hear that all the time, but this poor fucker's experience made it real to me

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i feel so fucking bad for that guy
his whole life story of how he beat anorexia to becoming a guy eating tons of food for fun, to getting cancer not in just one nut, but the other one too when he thought he was cancer free
just fucked up

literally every fucking generation has said this you niggerfuck

what is so bad about it? you can stop taking testosterone blockers.. :3

seriously though it's less scary than it sounds, if you mean prostate cancer, it usually happens when you are elderly and you are given the choice to get castrated or to take more drugs (the reason for castration with that cancer it's because testosterone stimulates its growth, btw trannies take drugs that were originally made to combat that), if it's not prostate cancer and you lose your balls you will be given testosterone to maintain your sex hormone levels. regardless you can achieve erection anyway, if you have to maintain low testosterone you still can use viagra

the only real insoluble problem it's the permanent infertility, even that you can freeze your sperm

fuck Jow Forums i hope it burns in hell. we will all be finally free from wasting our time in this shithole

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Some alternative imageboards, I really doubt they'll disappear anytime soon. I mean radio still exists as well even though we've had TV for a long time..

Shut the fuck up you cum slurping queer faggot and go throw yourself off a rooftop. Reddit is unbearable. If I can't tell some faggot like yourself to go kill himself for his virtue signalling retard faggot opinion without being banned then I don't want to be on that website

What's the life expectancy of the "other one" if this site goes to the shitter? How long does Hotwheels have to maintain it?

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Don't worry I've lost 14 years of my life to this website and it's going to get another 14 easily.

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not if you kill yourself first.
also i share your Gmod Tower feels. Tower Unite just isn't the same.

>you'll witness and experience suffering beyond your wildest fucking nightmare
you mean dreams right?

You depressed autists are always daydreaming about the world ending. Why not just kys and get exactly what you want

its not that i actually want to die, i really just want everyone else to die

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Considering that people will attack you for having mildly progressive views, I doubt that.

FUCK I meant to type conservative. Fuck my autism

Hold just for a second there, buster.

I think i've been here since about 2011 or so (inb4 newfag etc) and the hardest part after being on Jow Forums for so long is going back to other communities and following their political correct rules

its so different and difficult to go somewhere and actually think about what you post

This is without a doubt the funniest paragraph I've ever read in my entire life by far. This is absolutely based and fucking redpilled, this man is top tier human

holy shit anons i have been on this website for ten years what the fuck

>gmod tower
these two words caused an indescribable, crushing feeling within my soul. It was as if all the innocent, fun, and good days of my youth were stripped away from me by force.

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If Jow Forums dies people will just migrate to an another imageboard

I can't wait. This site is one of my biggest vices and I can't leave it on my own. It is far past its prime and it would be inhumane to keep it alive any more at this point.

>its not that i actually want to die, i really just want everyone else to die
a man of culture

hey nice small community man.
prigano

if Jow Forums dies, something else will replace it

>implying
Its already dead and maggots like are just feasting on its rotten corpse.

>global warming
You are retarded.

>tfw you find a summon sign in ds1
Nothing beats the feeling of finding a friend in such a desolate dead game.

youre probably right. more and more nonwhites are coming to the US, eventually shit will collapse.

You wanna know something even scarier? Jow Forums won't die, but the userbase will move on without you. The culture of Jow Forums will gradually evolve into something different and you will not be able to recognize it as the Jow Forums that you once knew. The site will still be there and it will still be good old Anonymous that's posting, but somehow something feels as though it's gone. Gone for good.

You think back to the old memes, old topics of discussion, old figures of speech and realize you haven't seen them used in years. You think back to that one big event that happened here a few years prior and start to wonder, how many of the people posting here today remember it? Do they even know about it?

Often I wonder how many of my fellow anons that were here in 2006 to witness the habbo raids are still around. How many still remember what Jow Forums was like when it was first created? How many still remember the glory of the shazbowl? All these memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

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>Jow Forums will die in your lifetime
Not if you kill yourself first!

I was there and I always will be. I was there when it wasn't even a few years old. Times has gone by for sure. 2006 huh, like 13 years later and so many things have changed. The boardculture really is different but we also have more boards.

It's amazing how much denial people have about the horrifying future

>99.9% chance global warming kills us all soon
>israel is a massive threat to nuclear peace and has threatened to launch nukes to keep itself safe if we don't defend their interests
>capitalism is inherently unsustainable on earth and we will never leave earth because space debris breaking apart is becoming an impassible atmosphere of bullets
>the singularity will kill everyone and will likely happen in this century if none of the other bad stuff happens
>global iq is lowering thanks to dysgenic fertility and we are several generations from complete societal collapse anyway

and more probably that aren't off the top of my head

We all have to move on someday even if it's from this shitty site we have all come to find as a distraction from our boring and painful lives.

>Brexit unrest culminating in lawless riots the likes have never seen
>US food stamp thing
Can't wait

>I'm not that worried about the place dying because of it, since it already died when this place stopped being Jow Forums.
Jow Forums has become incredibly sterile long before 4channel bleached most of the boards. The amount of posters I've come across that are appalled by standard chan schlock makes youtube comment sections look wild in comparison. Moralfagging, beta-orbiting, whiteknighting, overly political softies. But I'm stuck here because there is nowhere else to go. This place may no longer be the asshole of the internet but at least its still the bleached asshole of the internet.

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The Age of Malthusian Industrialism is approaching, and a second Dark Ages will become the new reality.

unz.com/akarlin/short-history-of-3rd-millennium/

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underage homos

I hope people wake up but I personally doubt it, people will actually have to start dying off before anyone will know anything imho.

I've only been here actively for like 6 months, but I'd really miss Jow Forums being gone. If reddit stays, it will be even worse.

it's been demonstrated that there will be a population cap around 12 billion which we can already feed fine.

4chans dying but some small dipcords are decent

gg/raTbpXf

Reddit is horrible but if Jow Forums did die it would probably be the only choice we had. Other chans are just shit and have no users, though maybe that would change.

Jow Forums has been dead for a while. What we have now is Zombie Jow Forums. It's the website equivalent of The Simpsons.

Theyre trying to bring back the some of the old charm at least, still love both games and the fact the devs haven't abandoned ship yet is respectable

It won't
The moment it dies I die too

this place is so fucking overrun with redditors and incels i just dont really care anymore, Jow Forums culture is dead

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i can't fucking wait for it.

all of fucking this

>second Dark Ages
There were 2 Dark ages already you stupid mutt