How ya holidng up Jow Forums?

Pop a viagra an hour before and hit her with your super pumped, hard meat club.

>She will change her mind if you do it right, could take a while.
no she wont honestly think she hates me or doesnt actually like me
i thought we were at least friends but maybe i overestimated that

Two frens from church got engaged this past week or two. I hugged my oneitis who has friendzoned me. I haven't completely given up on her tho.
Also have lost 10 or 15 lbs since Ash Wednesday. I think I'm gonna make it if I keep it up.

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Buy pills from India online. They work, just google and you'll find a site. Lot of it is mental, you've done it twice now, so from now on you are constantly going to think about it. Get the pill help. You won't need it for long, it gets your confidence back and you are gold again.

Women will surprise you my man. Out of nowhere when you least expect it they start messaging you. If you truly asked her out, you changed her perception of you.

Hey man, at least you asked her out. It's a lot more then most of us would do.

Not good. I think about killing myself every day because I procrastinated and life got away from me. My Dr's think exercise will improve me mood and will to live so I started going on long walks, jumping rope. Thinking about running and cycling too. Started doing GSLP. Some days are better than others but I gotta figure out wtf to do with my life or if it's even salvageable at this point

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Will you walk me
To the edge again?
Shaking, lonely
And I am drinking again.
Woke up tonight
And no one's here with me.
I'm giving in to you.
Take me under.
I'm giving in to you.
I'm dying tonight.
I'm giving in to you.
Watch me crumble.
I'm giving in to you.
I'm crying tonight.
I'm giving in to you.
Caught up in life
Losing all my friends.
Family has tried
To heal my addictions.
Tragic it seems
To be alone again.
I'm giving in to you.

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uhh what

I have got bronchitis please kill me

Shut up dumb wojack poster. Faggot poop head bitchass cunt.

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down in the dumps mang. got no energy to do anything but i have to go out tomorrow because obligations. just trying to be there for my bros but i can barely be there for myself.

more like i said i had a crush on her while drunk on a party and she gave me the ol great guy but no talk then started to ignore me hard, i wasnt rude or anything
like one day she was sending me pics of her getting ready to the party with her friend and on the next she wont even respond me if i ask her something about college
think shes just kind of a bitch

i've been binge drinking nonstop since sunday night in an effort to kill myself through alcohol poisoning while at least under the affects of intoxication. it hasn't worked so far but at least i'm having a lot of fun.

Nice. Keep going and you will make it, buddy. As for me, well last Tuesday I literally made my priest cry during confession haha. Also I tried to go to daily mass during holy week but the doors were locked even though people were in there and nobody at church has talked to me ever haha

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Stop that shit m8. I've been there myself.
Get back in a routine and knock the alcohol on the head.

but i'm already 3 margaritas in user

doing fucking grand man, found some motivation to workout and im feelin real determined. dont die before you make it OP

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and this was some months ago and shes still pretty much the same
whish i could just not see her anymore but shes in my friends group and i dont want to lose them because of this teenager shit

Seconding this. Before I gave up booze for Lent I was working out like hell but couldn't lose weight to save my life.
The buzz is temporary. I feel so much better now that I can actually cut.

Im about to drop out. Depressed but stopped going to therapy. Toxic relationship but I dont leave her because I have nobody else. Could be better

I know I will never have pic related and its affecting me deeply

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The third can be your last. Do it for me, your fren.

does horny goat weed work please respond

Didn't do much for me. Think it only works on goats..

>company I work for held a small gathering for women interested in a career in software or some shit
>All of us expecting mostly 15-16 year olds
>First to show up is an 8 year old girl
>Nobody knows what to fucking do to keep an 8 year old entertained so we boot up the PS4
>Host shows her around the company a bit so she can see what we do and learn a little
>Tells us her father works with computers as well and that he does it from home to help out grandma watch the kids and stuff like that
>After a while I put some YouTube for her because her parents aren't coming till later
>Play some games with her for a bit and she seems to have a great time
>She's smart as fuck for an 8 yo and knows her way around a UI
>Tells me it's her mom picking her up and not her dad
>Realize her parents are divorced after talking for a while and what she mentioned before about her dad starts making sense
>Tfw never saw my parents together and dad was never around
>She seemed happy, ate a muffin and had lots of fun
>At one point her mom came to pick her up, came up to me for a kiss
>" See you next time" she said

I hope you're doing alright, little girl. Thank you for making me smile

Why are these threads always posted, all it does is add to the pathetic attitude of people here. Why don't you try posting a positive thread that will motivate people or something instead of giving people an excuse to whine and moan about their problems

Thanks for the muffin, you old faggot!

At least it's benign. I suggest more cruciferous veggies and little to no sugar if possible. I heard it works wonders on shrinking tumors. Also make sure you get vitamin d

Why don't you stop whining about people whining?

kek

There's this chick at work that I've worked with 2 years. It's a similar story to another anons posts here, with some variation
>smoked weed with her most of the time if we finish work at similar times through the two years
>both were in relationships, but there was some nice tension between us
>until recently when we both are single, me around 4.5 months ago her 1 or so
>in the weeks before she broke up with her bf, we smoked literally every weekend after work at nights
>when she told me she broke up with her bf I was grinning in her face because I kinda saw it coming and she was grinning back
>I gave her some time to not make a move too early after her breakup
>then we keep meeting and talking
>meeting and just talking, drinking tea with joints and spending hours together
>when im not with her I want to tell her how i feel about her but when I'm with her I kinda forget it
>fast forward 1month after her breakup I was at her place, smoking joints
>her trashcan is next to table, i see condom packaging, I feel like shit and almost dizzy and need to leave
>glad I had a reason from before to leave early
>she most likely realized what happened as my state when I was leaving was different than normal
>at work when we saw each other next time she seemed apologetic
>today still haven't told her shit and see her at school full of orbiters, while at work shes prefering me
Really idk, feel like shit

>just buy some vulcanized gutter oil mixed with shitting street extract bro

Im not a faggot

She'll be sucking black dick in 5 years minimum.

I'm not, I should explain better. Negative threads cause negative thoughts that bring down the whole forum. You see a thread with that picture and caption and you start thinking about your problems, even articulating them into words which cause them to manifest further into your psyche. The best way to deal with negative thoughts and bullshit is to ignore them and move forward with your life, not dwell on them. Stop posting negative threads and the board will begin to flourish. This is coming from someone has almost stopped coming here entirely, and funny enough I am happier than I've ever been.

the passage of time weighs heavy on me
im in my late 20s and have nothing to show for it

You think so
Is society really moving in that direction because if so I dont care anymore and if whites go away than so be it. Time to move on and change the genetics

Explain? How is this possible
What have you been doing all this time

I don't like it, that's just how it be

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how does one acquire actual friends that are girls? I have enough guy friends but 0 "girl" friends. I'm trying to make more friends but they would probably think I'm hitting on them.

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okay, haven't gotten good sleep in a while though

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I'm at the point where I dont care and I see the societal benefit.

White women = black men
Asian women = white men
Latina women = white men
Black women = black men
Black queens = white men
Nothing wrong with society moving in this direction

You don't. Try making friends with tobacco and alcohol, they will never leave you

>Find information about them by lurking their facebook page.
>Walk into cafe they happen to be in, wearing a t shirt of their favorite band, even though you can't fucking stand them.
>Study this band, because she WILL ask you questions about them.
>Exchange numbers.
>You're welcome.

Women make horrible friends. Women are for fucking user. Why do you want female friends?

Yeah, only gay men have female friends

I posted this in Jow Forums earlier but since this is board I lurk the most, I wanna know what you guys think

I've been dating a girl (A) for around 3 or 4 months. Everything seemed to be going great, until suddenly she started getting all cold and distant
Last week she told me she needed time to "heal her wounds and give me the best version of herself". She basically said she wasn't ready, but that she will be eventually. I said okay and told her not to worry and take as much time as she needed and that I would wait for her
Sooo, yesterday I hooked up with this other girl and now I feel shitty
Did I cheat? Should I tell girl A? We still text, but we haven't seen each other since the day she told me she needed time and space
I really wanna be with girl A, I think we have great chemistry, lots in common and I could see myself having a long term commitment with her. She is a great girl imo and for what's it's worth, I don't think she is using this time to sleep around (inb4 cuck), I believe she told me the truth and that we'll eventually get back together
What do I do bros

you dont want girl friends, it will end up in drama (you liking her) or it will be kinda boring because women really arent that fun

Fuck girl A bro, she was wasting your time

>Sooo, yesterday I hooked up with this other girl and now I feel shitty

haha stop being a pussy

Pros:
>got my BS in Business Managment
>haven’t lifted in over a year b/c school, army and taking care of family
>first night back in the gym
>avoiding intimacy at all costs (no gains goblins)
Things are looking up for me right now, hoping it continues

Went on a fairground thingy that went upside down, I was a bit drunk but came out of the thing feeling very dazed and confused. Am still feeling confused with the feeling of deep eyes, pain in back of the head and neck. Want to an hero if I think about the things it could be.

You can still fuck bitches, just turn your phone off after.

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Thanks for the advice user

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Before you ask how you must ask why
Why?
You hang out w her and her friends you know what they're gonna talk about? Dick. Incessantly their conversations will revolve around dick. If it's not dick they are talking about how wasted they got in the nights prior. Women are pigs.
When a lady is in the presence of a group of men the boys will have a little something called manners and decency. Not so when the genders are reversed. Women are shit company and even worse friends. Ask yourself why.

The thing is, girl A has been the best girlfriend I've had (up until a couple of weeks). She is wife material imo, which is why I felt bad afterwards
Was I unfaithful?

I'm feeling pretty well overall. Even though /no social skills/ here tomorrow I will (try to) talk to a cutie on my course, wish me luck frens.

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tell her!

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really fucking bad. My parents hate me for being a failure and want me gone. I got a new job flipping burgers but wont make enough to move since rent is very expensive here. Homelessness is a real possibility brehs.

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Where do you live?

How the fuck I can't get a single match in this shit. It says that I got over 10 likes.
GF dumped me, I need some hole to put my pee pee

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>the got my auschwitzmode korean friend to start lifting

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sorry bro but ur probably ugly

Toronto

those are probably bots the kikes who own the app set up to get you to buy gold. Tinder is mostly useless even for Chads.

literally just go to a temp agency in mississauga or brampton, move out of toronto into the surrounding gta and just work full time till youre back on your feet jesus user how have you not thought of this

I just want something to strive for besides lifting. Life just feels so meaningless with it's sole purpose being to survive for the sake of continuing to sustain itself. I just feel like my heart isn't in it anymore

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You can come live in Massachusetts with me if you can get here. I'm currently rotting in my parents basement, but they're divorcing, so I will be upgrading to garage rotter soon. Or I will end up homeless, idk yet.

What do I do before I have enough for rent? I cant afford anything in North York or the surrounding area.

>he thinks North York is "out of the city"
Nah bro im talking Sauga, Brampton, Oakville, Burlington, Halton, Hamilton

If you have a good bank history? Take out a temp lone/line of credit
go work a outside landscaping job or construction site for a week, just go to a temp agency

they were out of pinto beans at the store so i had to buy "great northern" beans, but they look pretty damn good

>Curently 20 years old
>Mom passed away a couple days before Christmas
>I never got a proper job or further education because I was taking care of her while she suffered from worsening dementia for 2+ years
>Lost contact with all of my old friends, can no longer socialize with people or smile naturally anymore
>Dad is depressed all the time and rarely talks to me anymore
Exercise helps me cope with the current state of my life but it doesn't change anything, I still cry myself to sleep every night knowing that I'll never feel true happiness or joy again. I'm lonely and I don't know how to change that.

Just be yourself

You are not her priority.

When a girl are really into you, all she wants is see your more and more.

"she told me she needed time and space" meaning in women langage: she need time to forget chad.

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I'm half way trough a cut, my lifts are down, I still "feel" as fat as I have started, too low energy to do anything, even play fucking video games, and no motivation to go to gym.
This is fucking suffering. I'm never "bulking" after this, I'll do lean bulk for a year and then cut for 1-2 months AT MOST

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Dubs and we all get our oneitis

I’m 30. I had an affair with a married coworker and my fiancé found out. I’ve been with her for 4.5 years. Surprisingly, she didn’t dump me. I am trying to be better to her, but I constantly want to fuck other women.

dubs and we all die pathetically

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How do I undo that?

Poorly

The duality of man

I do not have any bank history other than small deposits and withdrawals. I live in North York with parents now and it's where my fast food is.

meant to say fast food job

Fuck, I got a female friend of mine to scan her and she got the answer that she doesn't want any relationships.
Thats it lads wheres the rope?

Immunity dog save me!