Type of male are you?

Gamma
>holy shit these captchas are annoying, whoever the fuck designed them needs to get fucking lynched

If you aren't gamma you don't belong here

Gamma. I'm pretty successful for my age but have never followes or trends. Always did my own thing

Also im ugly

>this post reminded me of the time I took an online test for this and got alpha
Can one of you virgins point me to the door?

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omega for robots with self-awareness, gamma for those that don't, beta for the legions of failed normies on here

Can't be categorized, because i'm basically a god.

Such an omega thing to say.
Sit down, bitch.

gamma most of the time but i'm a social butterfly just dont keep my socials circles that much when i get bored i jump to another and to another i know so many people yet not care to keep it as friends just talk to when bored

gamma is literally pic rel

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Gamma of course. If you're beta/alpha you need to leave

Whichever's the one that doesn't give a heck about your gay list lmao

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>gamma
>doesnt surround the alpha cause they're not sissies
>doesnt follow trends because he isnt a sheepie
>doesnt submit socially cause he knows how people are retarted / he is too shy
>Delta
>does not posses the drive or ambition
well dats me

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>unironically creating categories for men and then placing yourself into one and basing your self worth on that

Lmfao no wonder you're all a bunch of sad lonely fucks

The kind that thinks Greek letters are gay

Wow, the delusion of trying to turn your shitty personality into a positive.

>I'm not a sheep
>i don't try to follow Chads

Fuckin kek

>desperation to be labeled and be part of somekind of group that also label themselves based on a few checkmarks that somehow define their life
Oh what a hilarious sight it is.

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Pure Gamma brainlet

Delta. i know i'm not gonna get much better than what i have currently.

Shove it up your ass. I make six figures and bullied more than one of my managers into leaving.

I used to be Gamma, now i've turned into Omega

are you a literal autistic retard that takes things at face value?

Lmfao oooh we got a tough guy here lol you didn't bully your manager into leaving. He was sick of looking at your pathetic ass every day and hearing you whine.

Not one manager, and not just mine. Two incompetent jerkoffs that I'm glad are gone and no longer sandbagging our stock price.
Your mom not hug you enough, champ?

I'm a Delta but not a factory worker just a suicidal neet.

>it's just a joke lmao
When it's all retards talk about, it only feels more pathetic if it's just a joke.

Wait, no I'm Omega. I thought the bottom was just a big large bar.

She hugs better than your money and so does my wife lol

That's not what she said last night

, Trebek! Ho ho ho ho

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Wannabe gamma but really omega. I'm generally non-functioning and mentally ill. Wish I could employ myself making software, but I have a long history of failure and I'm too autistic for regular employment. Maybe NEETbux are in my future.

What are you, an 11 year old? Go back to playing Call of Duty, fuckin degenerate

That doesn't even make fuckin sense, retard kek

Yes, Anonymous. I am going to be 11 forever and nobody can stop me.

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The cool type.

That didn't even make sense, retard kek

anyone who claims to fit neatly into any of these categories lacks self-awareness. These are shit categories.

>t. 3D two-leggers with bloodlust for things that they don't understand

Fuck off with your ripoff of Brave New World.

Unironically omega.
Everything I try to do goes totally wrong, I cannot fit in anywhere, I'm afraid to even get up in the morning.

Tfw when you are 75% Omega and 25% beta

Jeez why am I related to half omega and half gamma

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Really can't tell you where I'm. I see me in every type. Going from alpha to delta or omega. Turning into a tryhard person a little and what I think about it is actually 80% from what is told about alpha, that's odd.

Don here ever tell you how fucking crazy us Delta guys are?

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2/3 Delta
1/3 Gamma

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im a gamma-omega

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Delta as fuck
I even have a factory job and before that I worked in a grocery store for a decade
No desire to move up the ranks whatsoever

The first half of Gamma applies, probably can't even name 5 movies that came out last year, don't know the names of any actors except ones that click (Robert "Downy" Jr. kek) and cannot for the life of me care about keeping up on trends.
I am not in the slightest an artist. I am certainly Delta as I could do better but I just really don't have any drive to do so. My end goal is just have a secure alright job, in a smaller area with minimal finances and spend my free time fishing, anime, and vidya

That definition of alpha is pretty skewed

Gamma and delta.
I don't follow trends, i do my own shit, i come up with a million new ideas everyday
but
i don't have goals, drive or a need to be better. I just exist.

finally someone with some sense, you arent on r9k if youre dominant you fucking liars

mostly gamma

>delta/omega

why even live?

Absolutely mother fucking titty sucking based

Full-blown gamma

Psychological Submissive
Social Dominant