Hey anonkin

Hey anonkin,

I made a delicious BLT just for you

Love,

Femanon

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that is the sloppiest sandwich i have ever seen, dear lord.

I WANTED A CLUB SANDW-- okay that actually does look positively mouthwatering. Like, dang.

I did my best, anonkin. I just want to make you happy

It looks delicious, thanks Femanon.

Thanks femanon. You're a very nice person.

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I'd like another plate of this, please.

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This is what western women have been reduced to.
LARPing as housewives online.
And there's at least a 70% chance it's a trap.
Send help.

>I WANTED A CLUB SANDW-- okay that actually does look positively mouthwatering. Like, dang.

I feel embarrassed for this guy. What a sperg. Please don't reply to me, guy.

No help coming friend.

Can you make me a pumpkin pie next please darling?

thank you, you lovely woman.
I would've liked the bread toasted a little bit more, but your thoughtfulness means more to me than the food itself.

Why the fuck my pp hard over this?

taste like shit bitch try again

more like 90%
we can only hope to accelerate decay

every woman i've ever dated, even the kindest sweetest ones, though they have cooked me other things, have always been self aware enough to never make me a sandwich, because of the chauvinist meme.

I like making sandwiches, especially club sandwiches

live in my house then, i finally got the kitchen all neat and clean and organized and kept it that way for a week

Wowiie!!!!

and if you wanted to do the laundry i was gonna do tonight, i'll have time today to shovel the snow off the sidewalk in front of the house, which the town bylaws say is my responsibility. It'd be a big help

>70%
>it's not 100%

It's salty but I like it thanks. ;_;.

Please feed it to me. That would be so romantic.

I'll have it, thanks. You have the salad, you need to lose weight.

Actually the last time a girl made one for me it was BECAUSE of the meme.
She was much better at making desserts, and I do not even like sandwiches much desu.
(sorry op that salad looked good though)

Thanks.
>Someone cares

>Feelsgoodman.jpg

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MY FUCKING EYES! THEY BURN!

I love you club sandwich-chan. I will work extra hard to prove myself to you so that I may bite into your tasty deli classics in real life.

jews won again
time to start civilization over somewhere else

>western women
wanna bet that it is a fag? and even if it is a woman it isn t westerner

Nah. 30% chance they're a trap, 70% chance they're a plain ol dude.

Why you turn my sammitch like dat?!?!?!

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