/fph/ - Dance Fattie Dance Edition

>mars
>vacuum
Belter trash detected

This. Why do people like rib eyes so much? A rare lean steak is kino. Whatever, works for me, I get a huge cut of meat for cheap because everyone else falls for marketing

>bitter
>heartless
>bitch
>I’m more desirable to men because shitty steak analogy
Yeah, sure, you sound like someone people really want to be around, Bitter Heartless Bitch. Where do I sign up?

What I imagine everytime someone says they've been "eating better."

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Which cuts do you prefer? - was actually thinking about making a Ribeye for dinner tonight - I usually eat top sirloin or bottom round in my Steak stir frys

Steaks are composed of mostly meat & muscle, not fat, lady.

You should also remember all the yoghurt or cream plus extra sugar on top fatties who 'eat fruit only' forget to mention. Just like fatties who claim to eat veggies only will forget to mention all the extra sauces and cheese they've added to their salads.

Sirloin or New York syrup are great rare

In other words women are like roads, perfectly fine to run over them

>"People"

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both based, but somehow i prefer the classic approach.

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how can a human being eat anywhere near that amount without getting sick? i'm a 6ft tall man and i start feeling bad past 3500, but that whale gets 13500 down just fine?

Fuck you Gilette
twitter.com/GilletteVenus/status/1113565570354409473

they are not human, they are gluttonous demons that devour valuable resources. all they produce with the absorbed energy is humongous squishy shits and massive medical bills.

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>fph folder is 1907 items

fuck me finding pics is like finding a needle in a haystack

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shit-tier refined carbs generate lower satiety and more addictive blood-sugar spikes than proteins and fats and fiberful veggies

Watch out its the Great Unclean One, T'Aco T'Ime!

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Fake stomach for movie. Kid's alright.

Used to due this shit when i was an obese fuck. Ate like 4 or 5 bananas a day because fuck it theyre healthy. Found out they were about 100 calories a piece, felt like a complete fool.

That was the day I actually started counting calories.

>Practice
>Stomach stretching
>Eating so much so often that your body's internals are messed up, leading too
>Eating feels good so they don't stop
>Eating doesn't make them feel full (they can't feel full, the brain has blocked that off)
You feel shitty post 3500 because your brain has working signals telling you that you should stop.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafhT'Aco T'Ime R'lyeh wgah'naglfhtagn

It’s impolite to speak with your mouth full

Every time I hear someone overweight say 'All I ate today was', they always list a few items even meals. You can't say that shit unless you actually only ate like one or two snack items

Honestly the right isn’t that bad. Even if everything without a specific portion was a relatively large portion size that’s still less than 3000 calories in a day. Probably closer to 2500. If you’re sedentary that will keep you overweight or obese if you’re a very short girl but you’ve got to be really stuffing your face every day with huge portions of junk food and sugar to maintain those 300+ lb weights.

checked

please share some classics, preferably greentext

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reading responses on that makes me wish for world war 3. no, obese people don't have a right to feel good while being a useless fat sack of shit.

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He means that in space your weight is even lower. And on Mars you eventually will be to heavy too.

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Get rid of the lattes and oreos and I'd be happy with that right side. I'm skeltal tho

Black Man Hates Fat People Almost As Much As He Loves Anal

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Customer At Chinese Restaurant Picks Fight With Chinese Chefs Possibly The Triad As Well

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Based Japanese Student BTFO English Teacher

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A WW2 Vet Fought For This

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The Verb Diet

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Doradus Destroys Dress

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A Dr Seuss Rhyme

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cj9TK0j0O58

user Tries To Help Fat Friend, Got Small Spooned Instead

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Shetland Pony

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How's the progress been?

Extreme Edema

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Based Grandma

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Skinny Crazy Bitch

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>used to be fat fuck
>Lost 120-ish pounds, no longer fat fuck
>Never bothered to try dating because I hated myself, how is someone else supposed to like me?
>More confident now that I'm thinner, buddy and his GF try too hook me up with friend if GF
>"She's really nice, great personality"
>Notice they never tell me any physical attributes
>Ask them bluntly how fat she is
>Buddy laughs while his gf just gets pissed saying that "I'm being an asshole"
>Show me pictures of her
>Like a plastic bag filled with uncooked dough, that someone used their fingers to make something resembling a face
>Tell them fuck no
>Buddy's GF goes on to say "I thought you'd be more understanding since you used to be fat, besides, weight is different for women"
>See my friend roll his eyes
>he was recently just telling me that his GF had gained 25 or so pounds and he was trying to figure out a way to tell her
>Buddy fucks off to grab beers for us
>She starts laying into me again about being "more understanding"
>Tell the GF that she's nice and my buddy likes her, but make no mistake, he will drop her quick if she becomes a blimp
>She waves it aside and says no way, he's not like that
>Just tell her "uh huh, we'll see, just keep putting in the pounds then"
>Now she doesn't look so sure
>Fast forward several weeks, buddy tells me his gf has lost weight and started really paying attention to her intake/gym time
>His GF still mad at me for not liking someone based on their weight

Kind of feel bad for it, but I don't like lying to people.

>literal GOMAD

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The EZIO System

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don't feel bad
buddy's GF has a retarded mentality and needed to check before wrecking

oh congrats on the weight loss too.

holy shit based triad gang

Someone saved my OC T__T

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what the fuck is a train table?

Femanon's Family Italian Restaurant

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Fat people are disgusting, lazy and most of the time really annoying.
They deserve any sympathy and should be left to starve untill skinny.

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The Death of Bees

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Man of a Thousand Lunches

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A table that has trains on it, you're thinking too hard.

Ode to Boogie

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This is good stuff

The Hurgin

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Personal favorite

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what the fuck

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thanks for all the fps. i feel mildly disturbed now, exactly what i was aiming for.

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youtube.com/watch?v=tf7yUAy__4w

I think Elgin Intensity lurk fph threads. We mentioned Thefatsextherapist yesterday, and he's made a vid on it right afterwards.

Fat Veterinarians

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at least he had the chance to kick a fatty in the stomach

kinda looks like Emma Roberts

This is racist against Somali women.

ayy! I made this!

classic

Keked heartily.

who is that in this picture?

You have autism and missed the point.

How did you lose that much weight? How long did it take? I'm 280and need to lose weight but I don't know how

I'm 99% sure they just took that image from shittyfoodporn and made a lazy story around it.

Fatty sliced the cake whaat?

Doesn't eat the cake whole = thin

>I'm Richard Hammond, back to be miniaturized
You see, this is great banter

i also wouldn't want to fuck my steak or eat my wife.

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an 87kcal orange is 177g
2000kcal / 87kcal is 23 oranges
23 oranges * 177g per orange is 4071g
4071g is 9 pounds

Who the fuck is eating more than 9 pounds of oranges a day? The most oranges I've eaten in a day is 15 and I'm a big guy

I've done more than 10,000 calories without eating refined carbs

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if richard hammond is good at anything it's banter
>there's one last unexplored territory left on earth
>shot of the fat guy

I really hope this is a joke but knowing the state of this board it might not be

What's so funny?

>implying mass doesn’t stay the same regardless

It's just that I'm pretty sure 'burgrs' does not actually eat a thousand oranges a day and just said it for the sake of shitposting

>Each pint contains 200 calories
>Barry can drink 40 pints if there is a serious celebration
Fuckin' 'ell

>686 pounds

A bit late but check out skirt steak and flap meat/hangar steak. If you live around a carneria you can probably get it p cheap