EVERYBODY HAS A PRICE

Name yours user, how much money would it take for you to slap your mom ? break half your fingers ? succ a dick ? lick a cats asshole ? fight a wolf with your bare hands ? pack your things and go live at an african tribe ? be used as some unknown underground lab test subject ? now a smol twist, how much would you pay to not be alone anymore ?
answer any, or come up with your own, one thing stays the same user, whats your price ?

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3 dollars and 50 cents.

THERE IS NO PRICE YOU BLOOD THIRSTY MANIAC!

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>$3,500
>N/A
>$500,000
>N/A
>$600,000,000 I would try to build schools and hospitals for the locals
>$50,000
>Not really alone
How much would it take for you to marry someone you hate

If you gave me a year to train and get really strong to fight the wolf I think I could do it.

I'd probably be willing to pay you $20 to slap my mother

Id do it for 200k
Nice, but there is always a risk tho, how much is that risk worth to you ?
Ez money boi, how about we make it 50 for a punch in the chin ?

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That's the right attitude! Plus, OP never specified you had to win the fight, just survive.

for $300k I would personally visit every user on Jow Forums that I ever insulted or said anything bad about and apologize, and as a token of apology, would run errands for them for a day.

>no
>no
>5000
>did it for free (accidentally) before, but just for you 200
>no
>no
>no

>I don't know but I'm willing to negotiate

>I would try to build schools and hospitals for the locals
That you need to do is pay other people money to build.

>slap your mom for money
>succ dick
>lick cat hole
>live with niggers
>be lab test subject
never

>break your fingers
5million usd

>fight a wolf with bare hands
Depends on the arena size. Expected range from 1million to 20 million usd depending on environment.

>pay to not be alone
Depends. If you mean to have my perfect waifu, priceless. If just to have "friends" or whatever, I wouldn't pay anything. You'd have to pay me actually half the time for that.

>slap your mom
not much
>break half your fingers
would never do that
>succ a dick
not much
>lick a cats asshole
lots
>fight a wolf with your bare hands
borderline anorexic so i would be ripped to shreds, never
>pack your things and go live at an african tribe
would rather die

>slap your mom
~$2,000
>break half your fingers
~$2,000
>succ a dick
~$2,000
>lick a cats asshole
~$1,000
>fight a wolf with your bare hands
~$10,000
>pack your things and go live at an african tribe
~$100,000
>be used as some unknown underground lab test subject
~$5,000,000
>now a smol twist, how much would you pay to not be alone anymore ?
Hard to say, I'd pay any amount up to what I have. If I won the lottery, I'd spend most of it just trying to have a group of friends, leeches or not.

>how much would you pay to not be alone anymore ?
I don't have anything to give, I would have to give myself to the person and be their slave.

>all the money in the world
>10.000.000 dollars only if i have guarantee that my fingers will work again
>10.000.000 dollars(still i don't think i would do it)
>NOPE i don't want parasytes
>NO i don't want to die
>It depends of how much time i have to go with the niggers and if i get to vaccine before
>NO
>I'm not that alone, i have friends but i don't want a whore for a gf

500 euros

3000 euros
400 euros/hour
500 euros
50 000 euros but only if you quatentee that I won't die
50 000 euros and I would do it with a smile
Not negotiable as my safety can't be quaranteed

I will buy you a burger to be my friend but I really don't like people and can't relate to this feeling of loneliness.

How much do you need to assasinate a random target. Target would be male and between the age of 25-35 but you dont get to know anything about his life
I think I would need 50g

20 000 if we do it so that money is in safe place as the operation starts and information on their location can be received trough safe means. We use safe pgp-keys and discuss the matter over tor on p2p chats.

He is nobody to me basically. Why should I worry? Disposable knife in a plastic bag and disposable black cotton clothing should be easy to come by and techniques for effective stabbing is thought on Isis videos online already. I could live with that burden on my soul.

>slap your mom
$100
>break half your fingers
$1000
>succ a dick
$10
>lick cat ass
$100 normal, $50 if its declawed
>fight a wolf
$10,000
>live with nigger tribe
$100,000,000
>test subject
$10000
>not be lonely
10000

i can name you my price i need to answer your stupid questions and it's 1000 $, paid ahead

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I can only guarantee to read and analyze all the prices, I dont think yours is quite fair