apparently being blunt works wonders. For all my time on Tinder I've been the onions boy that asks for a date, asks for things. This time i decided to just be blunt, i'd given up anyway.
Match with a girl, she's whatever i don't really care anymore >My only thing is they can't be fat.
We matched on Sunday. Tell her straight up that tomorrow (Monday) we'd be doing anal in the back of my car. She says that it could be a possibility.
I ask for her address and the next day I drive to her place. I take her out to eat. we get back in the car.
"Time for step 2" she says
we then proceed to fuck in the back of my car. it was great robots, you really gotta try this shit.
I believe you but I also believe you just got lucky. Hold on to her user or you're not going to have sex again for a long long time.
t. semi-attractive user who's been blunt on Tinder before
Jeremiah Gutierrez
yea that's pretty much what i did. good job user!
Colton Wright
Will do sir. Fuck the robot
Brody Turner
>just be blunt and say you want to fuck her as your opener Yeah no that's called being thirsty. Stop larping or stop posting, Chad.
Daniel Bennett
if you're trying to get some fuckin Zoomer girls than yea being blunt works almost 100%
Nathaniel Rogers
I don't smoke weed anymore but I will smoke you fools.
Nathan Wilson
c'mon user keep us posted on this bitch
Gavin Mitchell
None of this means anything unless you post a picture of yourself faggot. I mean if you're a Chad or semi-chad then how is this new information?
Joseph Bennett
Please keep us updated, OP might have broken the only thing keeping our weaponised autism from capturing the world, and we need to find out if this works.
Josiah Smith
>all of the feminist rhetoric about respect and consideration is actually one gigantic shit test to filter out the betas and keep them from getting laid Incredible.
>I ask for her address and the next day I drive to her place. I take her out to eat. Did you buy her dinner?
Isaac Bailey
OH MY FUCKING GOD Godspeed, user
Ryder Hughes
The fuck? OP should patent that idea. I'll fucking buy your book OP
Xavier Murphy
are you Chadfishing or you have normal account?
David Lopez
You're welcome faggots. I knew what i did would work again!
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Brandon Reyes
No fucking way what picture did you use to catfidh her?
Nathaniel Rogers
literally met my current gf from this tactic about 2 months ago. my copy/paste was "10/10, would eat your ass for hours" a few responded but only one that was super cute and seemed like a cool chick, never thought id get a fuckin girl to meet up with me from that, much less get a relationship with a really cool qt3.14 azn
>dollar menu The height of class, my nig. Did you use a condom, tho'? I hope you used a condom; statistically, you're by far not the first guy she's said yes to.
Im not chad at all. Ive actually been cheated on multiple times
Brody Fisher
Sc?
Originalitito
David Brown
Post you're profile NOW NOW NOW
Oliver Bennett
Autism at its finest. Proud of you senpai
Lincoln Garcia
Op must have chad genetics.
Camden Long
Not him but can confirm these kind of lines slay on tinder if you're normie tier The ''y-your pretty, h-how are you w-what kind of anime or music do you like?'' shit doesn't work Only chad can pull that off and get laid. When you're not chad you have to act like you're chad and girls get turned on that you have balls and a high sex drive, I guess they hope it means you're high test and have a big dick or something I used to use shit like ''I want to buy you sushi then slap your ass''
Blake Williams
I'm fucking trying this shit now wish me luck lads
Matthew Garcia
stop don't make it a meme before I get to use it
Thomas Campbell
Post user. Help the other robots see the light.
John Perry
Can confirm confidence and bluntness is all it takes. Just tried OP's strategy and it worked. About to meet a qt for a bigmac and anal in an hour.
It won't turn into a big enough meme most people are way too beta to try this shit even on tinder
Connor Lopez
do it now you have nothing to lose
Alexander Thompson
HAVING SEX WITH A WHORE IS NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT
btw i'm not an "incel" i've fucked 4 girls. in hindsight it was NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT
it's not even better than fapping. i guess you can do it ONCE just for the ego boost, but the goal should be:
A REAL LOVING GF YOU CAN SPEND YOUR LIFE WITH
fucking these whores on tinder is sad and pathetic. i deleted my tinder, honestly. i met up with a girl on tinder and we ended up fucking the first night. it was a huge turn off. imagine how many other guys she did that with? too many, probably.
NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT
^^ this is fucking disgusting what a whore i wouldn't even waste my time with a girl like that, personally.
imagine if you married this girl. your parents would ask "so how did you meet" immediately this line would come to your mind how disgusting
Luis Ross
>tfw everyone is getting big macs and anals and I'm just sitting here eating baked chicken and doing nofap that's it bros, I'm a booze missile now
No ones saying it's an achievement, it's called busting a fucking nut and getting practice. Calm your tits faggot
Eli Hill
no, i'm just a 25yo male
>getting practice kek, whatever fag. i had to delete tinder because it made me depressed. swiping right, seeing the ABSOLUTE STATE OF WOMEN
and now this.
it pisses me off that women are like this
Logan Rogers
Take a chill pill dude, let the robots have fun without being judgmental
Sebastian Morris
You dont know how to enjoy a good thing. Whenever I get tinder girls I like to dominate them and degrade them. Dont let your hatred of women make you celibate, let your hatred empower you.
Jeremiah Ramirez
Are you sushi bro? Anyone remember him? Joshua who lived in his car and used to taunt us with those tinder lines
Connor Reed
No, but the OP has a point. It works. How often it depends on your looks, but it works, even for me and I'm a fat fuck.
If this actually works and the women don't laugh when their tiny dicks cream all over their ass immediately upon penetration, they're not robots and should GTFO posthaste.
Asher Morales
No but he was my inspiration for how to approach tinder and I straight up stole his lines sometimes with success
If girls match with you, they're at least open to the possibility of fucking you. Just be direct and save everyone time. If you get 0 matches you're confirmed ugly and no amount of confidence will save you
Chase Long
Call it robot rEvolution
Aiden James
Weaponizing autism for fat nuts
Nathaniel Barnes
>inb4 muh you're being a cuck by eating pussy Literally all the hookups I ever had because of this ended in licking sucking and fucking.
>all these fucking normalfaggots using tindr getting girls
this place is cancer these days im fucking out
Brandon Morris
The Real OP here: I'm happy this thread has worked for so many robots already. Maybe now we'll all get pussy and the incels can stop complaining on our fucking board.
Nolan Nelson
Just say when you can meet you retard, why are you showing so much fear?
Ryan Martinez
The Real OP here: I lied about everything. I'm a 10/10 chad and all of you losers should just give up
The only hting robots want is to have their dicks sucked. Like it'd solve their problems. Deep down robots want to be just like the most normie chad, hating on him because he's better than them.
Carter Perry
This.
All these fucking normies, I never got a match, swiped right for over 3 years. Then deleted app and haven't left house since. These normie fucking retards have taken over, fuck this place. Filled with children and attractive faggots, fucking losers go back to plebbit and fapchat. Lurk moar.
Brody Miller
Did you just find that out?
Carter Diaz
Mongo, it's from 2016, settle down. That was my first random hook up after my failed relationship that I still pining after.
Levi Morales
>I don't have any (You)s to prove it though so rip What a shame, look at mine
