*ting ting ting*

*ting ting ting*
AHEM
I went to a brothel last night. I am no longer a virgin.

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Good job user! I hope it was fun

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It actually was. I didn't pay for a girlfriend experience but she was being really nice to me
Hope you all have a nice day

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Nice LARP.
Frogposters never get laid. Period.

It was $120 and I didn't ask for a receipt or I would post it

Giving up your wizard powers that easily... tsk tsk

Good job, OP. Greentext your experience, let's hear it. Now you can stop worrying about being a virgin, and doesn't that feel like a hundred pounds just lifted off your back? I'm proud of you, you savage little fuck.

ok
I stopped fapping Jan 1 because I decided the only way I was going to cum was from sex, because 2019 was the year and desperate times called for desperate measures. greentext incoming

Why fuck rosaries?

Nice. Hope it was memorable, that way you have a sex story to tell when you're in a group of people and they start swapping stories.

I am disappointed in you giving up your powers so soon, but if you must, I can't blame you.

Bump while OP greentexts.

>be me
>havent fapped since Jan 1st
>desperately need to cum
>have indian fetish, phone and make sure they have one
>go to brothel about 9pm
>brothel is nice, looks like the Centauri palace from Babylon 5
>has cats and a little thai temple thing outside
>try to pat the cats but they aren't friendly
>get inside, madam says take a seat
>girls walk in one at a time and introduce themselves
>indian seems disinterested
>other indian is ugly and looks like a little kid
>thai girl with fake tits looks amazing and seems more friendly
>not what I was planning but I'm here now
>pay the madam, thaigirl takes me into room, she leaves while I shower
>she comes back, tells me I'm not dry enough and starts drying me with the towel
>me laughing nervously the whole time
>she starts slapping my ass
>pushes me onto the bed and gets on top, hands everywhere, touch her boobies
>really nice soft skin, nice boobies
>kisses me on the cheek a couple of times
>can't stop laughing nervously
>she slaps me again
>tells me I have a big dick (sure sure)
>asks if I have a wife
>no
>gf
>no
>sadface.jpg
>puts on condom and starts riding on me
>ohbaby.exe
>start laughing again
>she slaps me again
>says fuck her doggy
>ok
>doggybangdobigcums.exe
>still inside her
>start laughing again
>she wipes off my penis
>I put the condom in my pocket because I'm not leaving it there
>she thinks it's a bit weird but ok
>sit and talk for a minute or two
>asks if I have a gf again
>no
>tell her I've never done this before
>her english is bad but she understands
>tells me to shower again
>gives me a hug and walks me back to the reception
>try to pat the cats on the way out but they're still not into it
A+ robots, would recommend

You paid for sex so only technically you're no longer a virgin.

I'm 37
>comment no origami

STILL TO EARLY ORIGINALLY

What did it feel like having your dick inside a vagina?

reject the black pill
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>>I put the condom in my pocket because I'm not leaving it there
>>she thinks it's a bit weird but ok

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>year 2019
>trusting women with your DNA

it felt.. nice. I had a condom on but it still felt good. I imagine without a condom would feel even better

nice one user, adding more text to see if I can post now

This.
OP is dumb larper.
Everyone knows that frogposters haven't lost their virginity because winners don't lose.

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If she didnt cum your still a virgin

>having sex to please a woman
>having sex to please a prostitute
retard

US?
How do you get one in the US ?

Go to Vegas, nitwit. You have to carry a bat to fight off the pussy they throw at you.

How long did it take you to cum? I've never actually came from fucking a pussy, and I blame porn/death grip masturbation.