All i want is a bf is that so much to ask for

well are you female at least

It isnt female

No canadians

i don't like anime sorry

no i have a dick

Fem and masculine guys are kinda cool

Yes they ate very nice

No

Canadian here. I'm technically also German. Does that help?

We could cuddle with some Bratwurst!

Alright, and what do you have to tell about yourself?

Do you live near Kansas City, Missouri?

do you sucke the dick

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I play video games all day and call my "nigger faggots" when im board

Depends

where do you live? I'm not into ldr

what about your phsyical attributes my man.
Also, the term nigger faggot has been a little outdated. I don't remember Ian using it in a while.

>depends
holy shit he actually did it before
10/10 full slut here guys go ahed and RAIL him hes ripe for the taking
just slam him he fucking loves it

Why would you want a bf?x

Probably some zoomer born in 1995 that's too autistic to know what they want. One day it's futa cock the next it's "I want a bf"

Idk I'm chubby i guess?

Haha i fucking wish

> All i want is a gf is that so much to ask for

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German-canadian boi here.

If you're that picky to shrug me off cause I'm canadian you gotta lower your standards.
Do a long distance relationship if need be.
Everyone wants a boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever you're into. And you need to get the right one that connects with ya.
As it stands this thread won't go anywhere with how it is.

If anyone else is interested in getting to know me, just post a kik or discord that's a throwaway or somethin.

a chubby hairy neckbeard?
do you have cute assets like a girlish face or something?

Don't get so flabbergasted my man, that wasn't even OP. Lurk a little more and recognize the difference between OP's writing and the bait.

That was OP. OP is making a bait thread. He's spinning his wheels for replies

No, it wasn't
Because it was me.

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People say i have cute hair i guess

All I want is a girlfriend. Is that so much to ask for?

Sure, whatever. No one will be your bf at this rate, OP.

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I'm a bid dick nigger. I will be your bf m'lady

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do you like it when someone pulls on it

GC cuck here.

Eh. I've been a lurker the past 7 years.
Just started to post on r9k after I got really bored.

You're probably right my fellow bot. Feels good man.

Kinda wish r9k posts had IDs. That would stop people from easily getting (you)s.

Yeah i kinda like it ngl

>gamecube cuck here
what

>m'lady
You retards should read the fucking thread

do you like smacks on the butt too?

GC = German Canadian.

First I mentioned I was canadian.
See for second part.

Yeah that's cool too ngl

there you go guys he likes pain and takes it in the mouth
cant ask for more now can you

>waaaaaaah give meeee a beeee efff im so ronery xd sadface((
*gets offers*
>oh, well you need to be a hot, ambitious, employed, charming stud who buys me things stuff ;p dont talk to me if you arent
you are why misogyny exists. fuck you slut die

here
This to an extent. Like I said, brushing me off just cause of location?

true

now post location and contact

its a boy
read the thread