You must choose

This if it was an option. Scoob

scooby doo

Scooby with no doubt

seidgang

Scooby

i say zyzz
cus scoob probably gang bangs the whole compound of villagers cus hes gay

and while im a bit of a fag myself, I wouldnt want that bald headed sun burnt faggot to even once touch me

so yeah id prob go degenerate zyzz mode

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You didn’t put any downsides on the scooby path

7/10 vs 10/10

Might as well post the updated version

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Well scoobs gay so the 7/10 gf is most likely a trap

what about path of frank yang

So this is my breakdown on each path:

Scoob:
Probably the happiest path, tons of memories, brotherly bond, a cute gf who genuinely loves you, gains that last, living a long HAPPY fulfilled life. But you just know scooby is rotating between these men once a week for his own pleasures, and that includes you.

Zyzz:
Fun, tons of memories, gains, but you will die at around 40(assuming). Not all bad since you will have done a lot more than any man and have lived your short life to its fullest, but it will be painful and you’ll probably be alone or in a hot tub with a closeted powerbottom.

Rippetoe:
You will basically become a fucking superhero, although you’ll look exactly like Wario. Who needs pussy when you can throw a car several blocks and are recruited to fight in the military as a last resort type of human weapon? You’ll be like iron man in that cave scene without the makeshift suit. You will have risen higher than any mere man, but you’ll die with limited pussy. Even if you pay an escort or hooker there’s a chance of them laughing and running off with your money or just refusing to give you time in the first place, and if they do fuck they WILL make it known how disgusted they are by saying something to the effect of “I have had aids patients who didn’t disgust me like you do fat boy”

Seid:
This is basically becoming a daedra or some shit. Sounds like a fun life, and if you’re creative you won’t mind no one caring about you as much. You probably will grow to have a fucked up sociopathic personality after enough time. It says you only die if you fail to kill a child/drink its blood, so I’m assuming that makes you immortal. Sure the first few years will be bad, but after you’ve become calluses to the act sacrificing children will just be another part of existing. However, if you’re caught and jailed then you better hope there’s 17 year olds being tried as adults in your prison for you to shank.

I would choose Sied

iirc in updated versions scooby's path is nerf'd and you have to take dick in the ass a few times at the village

Scoob and Rippetoe are God-tier. Zyzz' sounds nice, and Seid's is simply shit. What's the point of having a gloriously aesthetic body if nobody loves me and I have to kill children?

Rippertoe cause I'm gay so fuck women anyway

Here’s some quality cyoas rolling in

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2/4

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All these niggas suck, narcisstic weird niggas. Fuck rippletoe too, milk is for infants Hebrews 5:13

3/4

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4/4

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Zyzz no fukking doubt

lrn2/fitlit/ you absolute faggots

>Scooby: wholesome but boring life
>Rippetoe: become strong but fat and disgusting
>Seid: Kill kids? Fuck that brah
>Zyzz: The only true option, become bros with Zyzz and get AESTHETIC and bang 10/10s and do hard drugs and be a sick cunt like God himself intended, then peace out before hitting the horrid "golden years" where you get to watch all your friends die and watch your kids become shit and get nagged by some old bitch wife. Fuck that brah ZYZZ PATH FOREVER

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I thought you said it was nerf'd

path of panini. sports cars, coke and hookers? im in boyos

Scoob path looks comfy

Do Blaha and Big Lenny

Definitely Scoob.

Who the fuck picks any other side that Zyzz's?

starter (2)
backpack (1)
friends in high places (3)
action man (2)
ace's spirit (1)
whisperer (1)
change of scenery (3)
four-eyes (+3)

Wheres scott hermann kek

Scoob

Scoob is the only enlightened and sane choice in there.

Scoob is the best choice if you replace the 7/10 gf for a bf.

Grizzy path is the only one

no other than scoob

Definitely Zyzz.

Rare pokemon (3)
Backpack (1)
Friends in low places (2)
100 more (2)
Action man (2)
Cult of Smogon (+3)
Take two (2)
Capture pro (1)

Scooby's path doesn't have a falw, unless you consider spending 10 years training with bros for life a flaw

*flaw

It has. You take a dick to your butt few times after getting drunk/high in party.

Scoob's path is objectively the best

scooby, would be more fair if zyzz path didnt have painful death

that's only IMPLIED m8