Cheer up, Robot

Cheer up, Robot.
It could be worse.
You could be an Asian male.

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true. thank goodness im not

At least I'd have a nice head of hair

Quarter Korean but don't have the phenotype, trying to be thankful today.

what are you aiming at?
my boyfriend is from asia

I don't think beeing a asian man would make my situation worse than it is.

>those two basedboys bleaching his sisters
apex kek

>Be me
>Asian male
>Get sent to America for highschool by rich family
>Give me constant money as long as straight-As
>Fuck around, smoke weed, lie to family, buy cars and phones and shit
>Get tiny dick sucked by gold-digger hoes, I ain't even mad
>Get into mediocre college, study law
>This shit's easy
>Family's happy that I'm richlawyer.wav
>Pay for college
>Still send money for expenses

Best part is that there are thousands of us, my school was half Asians like me

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Doesn't apply for everyone, even among Asians...

>be me
>poor
>have rice for breakfast/lunch/dinner
>tiny dick gets no succ cus poor
>get straight C's and goto community college
>mom and dad's basement is my kingdom

Elgintensity?!?

azns don't have it too bad these days currycels on the other hand...

curries can get an arranged marriage
ricecels have to sit idle whilst their sisters get knocked-up by balding 'ESL classroom instructors'

ya durn right, pardnr

>ricecels have to sit idle whilst their sisters get knocked-up by balding 'ESL classroom instructors'
This makes me so mad, but I don't know why. It's not like I could do anything about it

>currybot
>in the wrong caste
>no arraigned marriage for you
yeah, great

that's me on the top left

same. all those english teachers sexing up those foxy asians. its not fair i tell u

>You could be an Asian male.
even worse, that's a hapa

are you blind? his parents are right there.

Anyways, I know plenty of asians guys who do fine in the dating game. This whole place doesn't have much room to talk since it's mostly white incels. We should be united.

not really, I could be a shitskin oh wait I already am :C

>are you blind? his parents are right there.
I don't see his Dad

White boys get intimidated when they see alpha asians guys.

so. how come the hottest asian women ALWAYS pick/date White men? asian guys like me are left to cry alone while asian women like this are out catching the BWC. the world isnt fair.

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*ricecel cope*
>h-h-his HOT 10/10 white, blonde, blue-eyes, big tiddied STACY girlfriend is taking the photo!11!!!11!!1
*ricecel cope*

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even porn, our asian women are taken from us asian men, literally conquered by their BWC. i see asian women submit feverishly to their Masters in body and in soul.

while i can barely even get a "hello" from asian women, and we are the race!

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Why does it have to be a you vs them thing? Black and arab women on average don't date white guys yet white men never complain, some races are just more compatible with others and asian men have access to the most beautiful women in the world AKA asian women. You should consider yourself lucky.

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>This whole place doesn't have much room to talk since it's mostly white incels
half of the people I've met from here were spics

... and of course the Asian girls date the bottom of the barrel white guys

lmao you can see her hip bones

the war for asian women was over as soon as White men decided that they were going to take our women from us. and just like that, asian women the world over collapsed onto their conquering BWC, and the the combined orgasms of WMAW couples worldwide produces enough energy to empower the stars, the moon and the Milky Way.

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>and the the combined orgasms of WMAW couples worldwide produces enough energy to empower the stars, the moon and the Milky Way.

so what you're saying is asian women are the true queens of the cosmos? I agree.

Submit to them and their white bulls right this instant. You will recieve nothing in return except enlightenment for embracing the truth.

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we -had- access to them, user. until Chad and his merry band of brothers decided it would be fun to colonise the best asian women with their mighty Excaliburs

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i submit to asian women and their Chad bulls. i would rather not be in the way when the Noble White Bull decides to aim his horn at thee, m'lady.

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Is it only specific castes? I thought poos like patels and the like all had arranged marriages

Storm why are you so mentally ill and can never stop being asshurt about wmaf? Get a job you ugly chink.

not all
the hair comes out clumpy and greasy even with shampoo

Americanized Asian females are awful because they actively avoid other Asians, both male and female to prove to whites that they are "not like the other Asians". They marry a white guy to dilute their Asian genes so their grandkids will turn out looking white.

checked
the kids and grandkids look ultra asian