Do martial arts make you cool?

Do martial arts make you cool?

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Quite the opposite.

Even better then. I want to be a complete psycho.

Well make sure you buy a sword and a fedora

not if you're doing tkd

no

the only respectable martial arts are boxing and fencing

No, they make you that weird edgy kid who always talks about buying a katana, murdering whores on GTA and being a real life Naruto character

>fencing
Ah I see the brain damage from boxing is kicking in

>strong olympic presence
>robust history
>clear and deliberate point system
>no stupid marketing
sorry kiddo, but fencing is the de facto most legitimate martial art/combat sport.

If you're doing something full contact like boxing then yes, otherwise no

>sorry kiddo, I'll stick to some fedora teir style I'll never use

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>Point system
If your sport doesn't involve winning by submission or knock out it's not a combat sport

well only if you're good at it and have a nice physique

if not you're just a blabbing obnoxious dyel

>if it doesnt follow my stupid standards its not a sport!

no fuck you and your opinion

>being a real life Naruto character

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no its diffidently a sport. just a fairy sissy fagboy one

>Combat sport
Fencing is a legitimate sport, it's just not a combat sport

No,
but it's extremely rewarding
you get see see yourself improve and gain confidence
I used to wrestle and do some boxing
Both were a little hard on my body
Currently doing bjj which is really fun
You can go 100% while avoiding injuries
I'd recommend a handful of martial arts

>Implying this is not cool

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If you're not doing kyokushin or a derivative you can fuck right off

>sports involving swords or guns aren't combat sports

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Kyokushin and Ashihara are unironically based

MMA does, but eastern martial arts make you look fucking stupid.

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>t. non super stretched manlet that hasn't learned

Lifting heavy objects and putting them down again to better the ability at which you flex in the mirror is the coolest thing one can possibly do.

yeah fuck these weapon combat sports the winner should only be decided if one bleeds to death or gets decapitated

only if you tell everyone you meet that you know karate

>combat sport
>the loser emerges completely unscathed

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>Thought once i do Judo I'll go around flipping all the rude cunts
>If someone gives me the wrong look I'll throw them head first into the concrete
>Training for a year did nothing but make me want to avoid fights, be move civil, and calm
>My brain physically does not want me to hurt someone, or throw them outside of the mat

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I had the exact same journey, man
>bullied as a kid
>wanted to prove myself physically
>start doing karate
>get karate friends
>"hey user do you want to try kickboxing instead"
>do kickboxing
>"hey user did you want to try BJJ because you already know stand-up fighting"
>do BJJ
>suddenly realize I can beat up 99% of the population
>zero desire to do so
>calmer and more zen than I've ever been

utter shit because of no face punches

Doesnt he get raped by a Brazilian? Pretty hot

Have sex

Fencing is an activity for betas and low test cucks.

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the lamest people i've ever met keep talking about they do martial arts. doubly lame, they're ultra uncool and they fucked up their bodies with injuries doing dumb shit

I don't know
Cool in what sense? I've done judo for 17 years, I may have answers

Good range of answers itt. In the eyes of others: depends on how they view them, but also on how much you keep bringing it up (you shouldn't unless relevant) for example. And it makes you more calm.

Olympic fencing, despite being technically challenging, has devolved into something that has little to do with actual fencing.

>17 years
Damn, and I thought I was getting somewhere after a decade.

Every smoothbrain with something to prove wants to fight you if they know you do martial arts. Shits fucked, man

Why? You niggers need to punish the normalfags that have inconvenienced you.

You need to watch The Duelist 1977

>sambo

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If you do cool arts with cool people.

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Yes, especially kick boxing or muay thai. Except bjj, that shits gay brah. Everyone that practices bjj is a closet gay and can't come out.

Would a martial arts general go here or on Jow Forums?

True dat, bjj is so fucking gay. Handling other guys balls and feet in sex positions eww

I'm going to have to oil check you guys for that. No homo.

Bro go on Google and image search bjj positions. All the time you find cowgirl or missionary. That shit gay

I don't know knowing that a strong beautiful man can hold me helpless as he slowly sets up for a choke is pretty cool and in no way gay