ITT: your gains goblins

Quit all of it mate, dip might save your lungs, but it's disgusting. Get nicotine patches or gum and save your mouth too.

I quit weed because it wasn't helping with school. I still crave it constantly though. Like right now

>thinking for even one second you're the only person who got a message that night

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sorry, im a headass, how does vaping affect gains exactly?

iktf my nigga. I have no withdrawals but I still want to smoke every day.

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It's more than just a gains goblin, it's a life goblin. Drugs are for losers.

lowers T
fucks with REM deep sleep
can lower motivation/ make you complacent

Work during Spring. Too busy to do as much as I’d like.

Friends. Always wanting to hang out and have a drink. Drinking in moderation is fine but I have a lot of friends and they all want to grab a drink when we catch up.

Girlfriend. Bitch always wanting to cheat meal once or twice a week. Tempts me hard every time.

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Why bother being fit if you're not even willing to have a cheat meal with you girlfriend once a week? Sounds like you're taking it way too seriously, have at least a little fun every once in a while.

cut to the chase and ask her out.

if i ever got the chance i would literally beat this woman to death, i wouldn't stop until every last one of her teeth were scattered out on the ground and her face was totally unrecognizable, i'm dead fucking serious

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this desu
feels like I can hyperfocus and perform my lifts effortlessly after some edible

w..wwhy, user?

Yeah why? She a thot but she's still adorable

it fucks with your cardio hardcore and im trying to crosstrain into a spec ops job in the airforce

dear lord those tiny tits muh dick

user, a coward dies a thousand deaths.

message this chick back with confidence and don't live with regret or the fear of not knowing what could've been. its better to have tried and gotten shot down then to have never tried at all.

My gains goblin is california summer heat.

Fuck this state.

100+ degrees with 50-70% humidity. It's not a fucking dry heat.

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Wtf i thought Cali was a low humidity state

>t. seething incel

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based

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It may seem foolish, but I spend so much time at the coast crabbing that I will undoubtedly get domoic acid poisoning one of these days. But fuck, for 9 dollars a year you can haul up 140 dollars worth of Dungeness crab a day as your limit.

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Same. Although I know I do it because I'm a lonely mf. Definitely helps

It is, that guy is just being a faggot

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Based and Boomerpilled

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Thats some mids

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Physical job and being poor. BREAD IS JUST SO FUCKING CHEAP AND MEAT IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE AAAAAAAHHHHHH

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Post body

Amphetamines, can’t eat or workout I don’t know if my heart can take it

BASED AND REDPILLED

Nice copypasta

6am to 4pm master race reporting in.plenty of time to lift after work and 3 consecutive days off to do whatever I need/want to. Feels good waking up in the early morning and not dealing with traffic too.

I would sell my mother to the African diamond mines for weed that frosty.

NOO I DON'T WANNA BE BREAD

Post body and/or routine pls. Ain't even mad, but I could never imagine working out stoned unless (maybe) I was only doing accessories

>quit weed
>have the first genuine laugh in what seems like a couple of years
Fuck this plant and it's deceiving pleasures

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why do so many people think 9-5 is a long day? that not an early start and you have the whole evening left.

Me too mang. Feels so much better

would you elaborate pic related?

Porn addiction, shit sucks mang

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>your gains goblins
Myself

it was 50% yesterday, it gets worse in the summer. I live here, I think I know the fucking humidity.

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have sex fucking hell go back to r9k

my gf
>gains goblin
>career goblin
>social goblin
never been happier in my life though bros, I fucking love her

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I did that once
I was on the way to my gym and met an old friend from school.
I happened to have a joint on me and we smoked.
After that i went on to gym. The workout was pretty shit though so i never did it again.

I've been blazing weed pre-workout for the passed 2 weeks now. I love it so far. My progress is the same as it was off weed but it just feels better on my muscles/body and it feels more fun

Been there after smoking quite heavily for a year, quit because it was getting in the way of school. The cravings go away after a while and you start to appreciate spending more time with a clear head.

That’s great, but make sure to keep on track with your fitness, career and social life or you will regret it later

This

same and im not even an incel

it only gets worse
im in the same situation and it ruined my life

I went to the gym stoned once, but I didn't like it much.
I was just overthinking things like the human condition, the things we do to get attention, over analyzing everything around me.

>Amphetamines
Get yourself together man that's like the most pathetic drug of all. Second only to sniffing glue probably.

buying fucking popcorn chicken after a shit day at work.

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Do you also have dreadlocks?

base and redpilled

Noon to 9pm is the master race work hours.

Artemus Dolgin smokes all the fucking time but then again he is also on steroids

Wake up at 6 o clock and go to the gym or find a job that starts at 7 and finish at 3. Its doable you just have to change your sleep schedule so you get 8 hours of sleep

Snickers. Fucking God they're so tasty
I live with my mom and she always buys them.

She's peak cardio bunny, fitter than me, but she has a sweeter tooth than me. I also inhereted my father's fatwards genes, so I gotta pay more attention to diet than here. However I'm way taller and more muscular than both of them, so I already eat a lot.

>I went to the gym stoned once, but I didn't like it much.
Didn't like it very much either. Made me feel weaker. But that was the only thing relevant about it

Yeah i only smoke for preworkout when i have just acessories that day, it fucks me up with heavy weight.
It's just amazing mindset wise for pumps and pushing those last couple reps in a 15-20
And when i say smoke I'm taking 1 hit max and not holding it in, no way I'm going to the gym baked out of my gourd

Could you please record the "crab bucket" in action? Does it work as people say?

Based and Redpilled.

Extra crunchy peanut butter and whole milk

beer

pretty based goblin user

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for me its cocaine
but i don't do it all the time. just do a little once a week. Its basically my coffee

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6:30 to 2:00 here. God-tier hours.

Are you really too lazy to go look that up on YT?

is that so user

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STOP REPLYING TO HIM WE'RE GOING TO WITNESSES TO THIS CRIME AHHHHHHHHHH

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Snickers taste terrible. Bad chocolate, bad texture. If you can stay off them for a while and then have one again you will see. If chocolate with peanuts is your thing there are higher quality alternatives.

Binge Eating Disorder. Successful cheat days are literally behavioral therapy for me. Its a nightmare the next few days after a cheat not to keep cheating, but I need that suffering so I can learn to manage my triggers. It's hard, but getting better.

Also beer, I barely drink but even two beers stall me for a few days afterward. But I have a good handle on that one, It wasn't hard to put it down.