>tfw i DO have a male best friend whom i can cuddle and be gay with
story time
>be getting drunk and high out of my mind with childhood best friend
>he goes to the bathroom, comes back and then sits on my lap
>we watch the moon together while i hug him from behind
>eventually we go to sleep
>i sleep on my bed and he sleeps on the floor
>"hey user can i sleep with you?"
>i can already feel the gay coming
>"umm just because"
>sure man
>we cuddle for a bit
>suddenly i feel him reaching for my dick and starts jacking me off
>he starts to go under the sheets to suck my cock
>"hey jay stop, i dont want you to regret this tomorrow"
>"i want to do this user"
>he starts sucking me off, first slowly then he gets quite fast, he deepthroats my 7.4 with almost no trouble
>i can hear him gagging, spitting a sucking my cock like a cumslut
>meanwhile i just play with his hair and tell him how i like what he is doing
>im so drunk i cant cum
>"jay im not going to cum, im too drunk you should stop"
>he starts going faster and deeper
>i curse myself for not being able to cum down his throat
>he eventually comes back up
>he guides my cock into his ass while i grab him by the neck
>he says it hurts too much and it was only the tip
>i pull out and fondle his ass while he jerks me off
>eventually we go to sleep cuddling
>next day tell him jokingly he is a cock drunk fag
>he laughs and turns red
he went home now, and i miss him, do you guys think we can be together or he just used me for his own pleasure?
Tfw i DO have a male best friend whom i can cuddle and be gay with
dude, this is super homo.
i relly cant comprehend how what you did is possible unless ur friend is a twink
i know man, i dont really like overly manly guys and he is a skinny blonde hairless 18 year old, next morning i did say "no homo" though
well let me tell you as much fun and pleasure you can get from each other no future will come of it, no family. just hoarding material objects. and when so little is holding you two together, i mean straight couples really need kids or the hope/promise of a future beyond just them. it's human nature to want a future. just being in the moment and living for pleasure and romantic moments won't last too long.
but what do i know im a virgin
>say "no homo" next morning
oh then that makes this perfectly normal
>so little is holding you together
he have been friends for 13 years now, im not planning on marrying him. i only think about the barely inmmediate future, and if we wanted to, we could adopt
at this point the friendship is already pretty far gone
Go over to his house with some lube and fuck his butt once you get over your hangover
>What is a womb for hire
we were joking about that stupid meme that single day
"hey user if you fuck some guy you can always say no homo"
i just have seen it coming...
also i never really did touch his cock, and i didnt suck dick so im not really that of a queer
our friendship isnt gone, next day i made some burguers and played fighterz like always
you'd separate a child from their blood mother when they're born?
that's really low.
op's twink cutie is gonna be the mommy, and who says he won't be a good one?
>Blood mother that sold her womb for money
It's business, nothing more. She wants my cash, not my kid.
im just saying it's bad for the kid. if you even care about kids that is
oi, no ones gonna be be the mommy we are not planning a long term relationship just yet, i still want to ask him if he has feelings for me, i would still have to come out of the closet to my family ands so would he, plus i would get bullied for it from our group of friends
Why does every guy on Jow Forums say they have a 7+ dick?
they are very insecure
let them be
But I actually do have a nearly 7 inch dick
this is the part where i ask for proof and you go to your gay porn folder
hey I only show my dick to girls on discord
and your guyfriends if i can believe this thread hm
>It's bad for the kid
Please, lots of kids today have to deal with divorced parents and that's a hundred times worse than me raising my kid by myself. My kid won't have to see her household go to shit and become jaded about the world early on because mommy or daddy are being two immature cunts that can't put their child's needs over their petty bullshit and make the family work. The kids mental health and well being depends of the people raising the kid, regardless of sexual orientation. Being a straight couple doesn't mean your kid's going to turn out fine, you know this, you had friend that went to hell because of their parents.
>B-but she doesn't have a mother
Lots of kids don't and didn't have a mother with them when they were born. It's like being born without an arm. You can't miss something that you never had, you can wish you had it but you learned how to live with it. Beside, i'll be there to care for my child, she won't even need a mother because my world will be that child.
having a 18.cm dick isnt really out of this world...
oh I should have mentioned, I'm not OP
I don't have any guyfriends anymore and if I did I wouldn't be showing them my dick
you know nothing about children. they will always need and crave and want a connection with their blood parents.
when kids are little they need alot of love and if it's from their blood it's even healthier.
you will never love a kid as much as someone who shares the same dna and construct.
also kids need moms. and i mean dna related moms.
You got shit on your dick subhuman
>, we could adopt
Are you fucking insane. Dont even THINK about subjecting an innocent child to being raised in a mentally ill family.
Okay i'l explain to you why
If you say under 6, you'll be made fun of and called a dicklet
If you say 8, people will call bullshit since thats statistically very unlikely
If you say exactly 6 you'll sound unimpressive and may get called a dicklet anyways by memers
The choice in the middle, the one that still makes you sound impressive but not so unrealistic that people will call bullshit, is right at 7. You can push it with 7.5 but even thats risky because anything past 7 people dont believe you and call bullshit.
Infact, its even a meme. Its generally known that every guy on the internet is 7 inches, and its for that exact reason. Most people immediately know what you're doing when you say 7 because of that.
follow your heart and do what you feel is right
fuck off cunt, women dont make perfect
Funny how ingrained wanting a big dick is that people will exaggerate even on an anonymous imageboard
>this retard is actually thinking that a child raised in a faggot family will turn out anything but mentally fucked in ways that havent even been seen before
Jesus fucking christ. This is literal nightmare fuel
It literally takes nothing to lie about something. Bigger is always better in everything, everyone will lie to make themselves look better. Doesnt mean they really give a rats ass about it personally.
never done anal I see
Assuming you are both twinkish or boyish and not masculine or uggos I am really jelly. I always wanted to fuck some of my friends but they were straight.
dude i know someone who was raised by lesbos, and he turned out fine. get your head outta your ass
kill yourself faggot
ladk
Not him but don't actually not get shit on your dick from anal? I wanna sub but idk if I'm gonna have to use an enema or something before hand because I'd be quite embarrassed if I got shit on his dick
There have been a thousand books, plays, ect. written, preformed, or otherwise about how who raises you being an order of magnitude more important than who births you. You'd have to be retarded to think your blood is more important than the people that actually taught you how to live.
YOU know nothing about children. Kids need love and aren't obsessed over blood when they're really young. They want someone to give them attention and care for them, sure they want their blood parent to be there but they CAN live without them and appreciate the people raising them and taking care of them. In later years it becomes a "why didn't they want me" and it's usually during adolescense, the rebellious phase. You are so stuck on this "pass my genes forward" that you're underestimating human bonds. You are so emotionally damaged that you believe humans are incapable of loving others unless they are genetically related. Don't assume people are like you or are all the same, go look at adopted kids in Healthy homes and tell me they're not loved as well as other kids. Go ask adopted kids if they feel less loved then their siblings. Don't tell me I wont love someone because they don't share my DNA, you don't know me and you don't know good people. Having a DNA related mom is great but they're not essential to a child's successful growth. A single father is capable of raising a healthy stable child. The biggest problem a child without a mother will have to face is bullying from her peers that probably have parents as dimwitted as you.
Sexual orientation doesn't make you a good/bad parent. It's the character of the peiple raising the child.
A kid needs a female and male influence in their life at all times to be balanced. Kids of single mothers, fathers, or any same sex couple guardianship rarely come out good. A mother and a father, that is how it has been for eternity, it's shouldn't change now, and if it does, nature will correct itself and prove that it doesn't work
sounds cute fuck his butt. gl op.
>do you guys think we can be together or he just used me for his own pleasure?
You both got pleasure though, right? You didn't stop him, right? Also what do you mean by "together". If you are good friends already why not stay that way? Be friends with benefits. Enjoy this while you can user because it won't last. He won't be a cute little twink forever, you won't ever form a family with him, nothing substantial will come of it in the future.
So yeah, I'm jealous. Wish one of my cute friends would be like this with me. Best I've had was cuddling up with two of my friends in bed when I was about 17. All wearing nothing but pants, and I had my crotch glued to one of their asses all night with an erection pressed into it. He must have noticed but never said anything, now he has a gf. Anyway, like I said, I don't know what you expect user- just enjoy each other's friendship, warmth and bodies. What more could you want?
Assumption of your part. Lots of kids with male and female influence in their life turn fucked up. Having a mother and father present doesn't guarantee a healthy balanced child. Being raised by a competent parent OR parents is the deciding factor. Nothing needs to be corrected.
Sounds like made up fan fic.
You do have to enema. That guy is an angry coping retard.