Hello once again anons! My goodness, it's been a while

Madokachan what is your favourate animal in the whole world?

1 set of shotgun to head, for 1 rep.

The holidays are always rough for me for similar reasons, which is part of the reason it's been such a while;; Still, you have to remember it's only for now. Even if you don't currently have plans to do so, there's nothing stopping you from going out there and starting to earn some cash to save up to move out.
Wax in the sheets...Hmm, that's actually a really hard one. Maybe iron it out, over a paper towel to soak it up?
And honestly, no matter how much I like a show, part of me is glad to see it end. Even Madoka Magica~
That just means you can move on to other shows! Um, Zombieland's pretty good, obviously I'd reccomend Madoka Magica...If you're more into live-action stuff, there is ALWAYS something on Netflix. Hopefully Black Mirror'll get to producing regular episodes soon.
Obligatory: Height doesn't matter
Still, I know you don't believe that, so!
I'd probably focus on my arms and show them off a lot. Obviously you don't want to look lopsided or top-heavy, but arms are immediately noticable a lot of the time so they're a good place to start in my opinion.
Hush up user, this is a gentle thread. What's new in your life?
You're probably expecting something like a bunny or kitten, but...Honestly, it's a bat (I have absolutely no idea if spoiler tags work on Jow Forums...)

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Blanket-user here. I'm just gonna run it through the washing machine and hope the detergent pulls it out. Needs a wash anyways from where the dog got on it. My show didn't END either it was just the season finale. My problem is that it's going to take another fuckign decade to get more episodes.

I only work part time for now so my sleep is not ruined except when doing double shift fuck that.
My question.How do I know if the girl I like likes me?I see some behaviour in her but I'm not sure if she likes me or if she's terrified of me.

Ok. I hope you keep making these threads, so one day I can show you my progress.

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Oh my goodness I'm sorry!! I-I'm a little sleep-deprived, I totally forgot to ask you what your favorite is!

Good luck!
Oh gosh, that's the worst. I usually watch shows all in one go, so I downloaded Slime Datta Ken thinking ep12 was the end...I'm suffering, waiting for the other 12 ;~;
Well, it's good you're getting good sleep most of the time. I'm still at two 4 am shifts every week, so I'm right there with ya.
Well...Give me some examples, what kind of stuff is she doing?
Okay! I'll keep making them as long as they keep going well. Maybe not regularly, but...As often as I can!

But why bats madokachan. How do they even go to the bathroom?

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Good. I hope you keep it up!

I've always had a huge thing for "cute horror", like, um...This kinda stuff. Bats are like sky kittens associated with halloween!
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I've never really thought about bats using the restroom, I must confess.
Thank you~ Will do!

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>femanon
Nigga everyone knows you're a guy

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Actually, it says there's too few words;;

Blanket-user reporting in. Trust me I know the feeling of waiting for more episodes. This fuckin' show took two years to do an entire season. I'm just gonna signify myself with a picture of best gem from now on because I'm a fucking loser.

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What website is that? I want to know how ESL I sound.

well at first she just ignored me or kept giving me
this mean stare when I was near her work area.Some months later I was in one of the empty lots this lot the jannies use to store theyr stuff.I was checking if they had some detergents for a mess I made and this storage are has some glass I caught her checking her self out on the reflection then I think she noticed me watching her.She did this cute thing with her glasses and put her head down and walked back to her area fast it was adorable I think I was a bit mean though

After that nothing.Then on christmas she got dolled up I was sitting on some stairs and I had a water bottle next to me so I noticed she was coming down and I moved my bottle she got down then tried to run off I could tell because her friend told her to slow down.More recently at the storage area she passed by and she knew i was looking and looked back I was a bit embarassed so I looked the other way and then she ran off it was a bit funny.

Oh and I think her boss noticed she always makes her clean the dear when I'm near by she does this funny sweaping with the broom to get it done and run off it's fucking adorable haha.

hello
i don't know what to say

Meant door not dear

I'm feeling lonely. Can you cheer me up?

Ooh, I watched that this morning!
Honestly, I love her design the most (Pink's my favorite color), but I can't like what she did as a character. In terms of that, best gem is definitely Peridot, she's fun.
Um...Well, I'm sorry to have to say, but it doesn't sound to me like she's into you, then. I think your best bet would be to just be as nonthreatening as possible-and I'm not saying you were being threatening!!- moving forward. If you see her sweeping, try to get out of her way, and if she makes eye contact just give her a small smile and a quick, "Sorry." Really in general, just do that and stay out of her way. It would be a good idea to stop watching her as well, if you catch yourself doing so wrench your gaze away.
Hiya! That's okay. How are you feeling?
I can certainly try. I'm here, and so is everyone else in the thread!! What would you like to talk about?

i want to eat catfish but not many places sell it around here so i'm having flounder instead
what kind of fish do you like user?

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I'm just shy as fuck, never know how to connect with people, and can easily go into neet mode on weekends

>Stop watching her
It's not like I stop what I'm doing to watch her she just passes by I see her done plus it's
impossible she is too attractive not to watch.I haven't done the smile thing though.hmmm I'll try it might come off as extra creepy but fuck it I can take the hit.

Honestly, I'm not big on seafood in general. Crab and lobster are okay, but I don't do much in the way of fish. Is catfish your favorite?
It's certainly not easy, user. I'm just starting to break out of my bubble myself. Last friend I made was at a convention last July, I forced myself to start a conversation with the person next to me in line, and we hit it off.
On days I don't work and my one IRL friend is busy, I absolutely go full NEET. Yesterday I didn't even play any vidiya, just sat around browsing the internet. There's nothing wrong with taking days to relax.

There are some days when that is just me. I take ADHD meds on days I have class and on the first day back from a weekend especially, it makes me hollow and quiet. I never even wanna talk to anyone, I just wanna be alone, browse the web and fap

Well sure, but, like..Okay, she comes over. A glance is fine to see who it is, but focus on what you were focusing on. That'll definitely creep her out if you stare! And don't just smile at her! If you move out of the way and apologzie for blocking her, THEN give her a little smile for a second, don't just...Smile at her.
Then there's nothing wrong with doing that, if that's what you want to do!

>Back and forth with girl for months
>Knew she was interested in me but acted like a fucking idiot
>Last time I text her 2 months ago she left me on open
>Haven't seen her for a month and a half and might not see her for another 2-3 months or longer
>Was planning on texting her and asking her to hang out a couple weeks ago
>Find out she was apparently dating someone for a couple months when I was about to ask her out
Don't know if she's still with him but I think they broke up. I want to text her because I'm not gonna be able to see her face to face at all but I think I might have already fucked up too much at this point. I don't know what to do. Other people have told me not to focus on her and improve myself and work on myself but I can't get over this.

I am in a forign country and decided to use a dating app for the first time even though I do not speak the local language.

After about 2 hours I got a match who messeged me first saying shes an english teacher so she is extremely fluent. Ive never been on a date with a girm and she invited me out for lunch and to explore the city.

Im leaving thursday.... this has put a hurt into me i have not known. Her companionship was so heartwarming and we talked about watching the red moon ovr the week end, our own lives, how we ended up where we are.
This is what all my friends and most people Ive met have in spades. She had to go to a scholarship thing and we said goodbye and I walked through the city just content. At about 11 she sked why I did not invite her our for a drink or dance. I told her im pretty oblivious with women.

She travelled 80 to 100kms to visit me...

Well, those other people are right. I know that's hard to hear. But you do need to improve yourself.
But, you wanna ask about her, so I won't harp on about things you've already heard.
I think if it is just someone you've known for those months of on and off, the damage is done and there's nothing to be done, I'm sorry. If it's someone you've known for longer, you have other options, though.
That sounds like a really good time, I'm happy for you, user! How did she react to being told you're oblivious? It's good to hear she asked, that means you two can talk things out rather than have her just ghost you.

Are you the same Madoka user who actually got to meet someone from this board in real life?
If so, how did it go?
I feel rather melancholy about things.

It dawned on me that I've been single for 10 years and my last date was 5 years ago.
My female friend is getting married next year.
Exes and pseudo gf's come to mind and it makes me sad.

I've known her for like 4 years now. We were never real good friends but we always talked in school. Last year she was into me too but I talked myself out of that one like a dumb ass. Then she started talking to me again and I just acted like a fucking idiot.

That'd be me! It wasn't from this board, though, it was from /b/, actually. It went well! If I remember who I was meeting right, we actually live close enough we meet up to chill and watch anime once a week.
Why melancholy, any reason in particular?
There's nothing wrong with that. You've gone on dates, and you were once not single!
Seriously, you have your whole life ahead of you, there's no rush to meet someone. I was single/dateless for..I think around five years as well, and then I met someone I got along wonderfully with, to the point I thought about marrying them.
Things didn't pan out, but that's my fault. More chances are always around the corner, I know there's someone for me.
Wow, that actually sounds exactly like an old friend of mine. She had feelings for my best friend, they sort of talked sort of didn't...That old friend cut me out completly now, though. Just wish I could tell her I miss her.
ANYWAY! Sorry!!
If I were in your shoes, I'd say the best thing to do is give it time if she left you on read. When you reach maybe 10ish months, shoot her a text, something like "Yo, it's been a while."

..Do you mind if I ask if that girl's name starts with a J?

actually just got a septoplasty scheduled today, and may try UPPP/tonsil removal later if it doesnt help

Melancholy that I graduated trade school and find myself working a part time job that has nothing to do with what I went to school for.
Reading a book on how to fix an air conditioner and then actually having to go out and do it are two very different things.
Though, at least the job has good benefits and stuff like health insurance.
At least it will take longer for me to burn out.

What state do you live in, Madoka?

No it's not J. 10ish months seems like such a long time though. That would be 8 whole months from now fuck. Do you think she'd think I'm needy or creepy or something if I text her too soon?

f*mniggers get off my fucking board

I was hopeful in my late teen's and my 20's.
I turn 32 this year and I don't want to be one of those people who marry in their 40's and 50's.
Call me shallow but, when half or more of my life is over. It becomes too risky and the thought of divorce makes inceldom seem like a good idea.
Strip clubs, escorts, rent-a-friend are only temporary fixes.

Hey, there ya go! Good luck user, I'll be rooting for you!
If it has nothing to do with what you studied, you must be looking, right? I'm sure you'll find something.
Could be worse, I work fast food. Other than work, how's it been? Good to see you in the thread again!
On a coast. I'd be more specific, but I actually know for a fact there is a psychopath on the chan who would like to, in this order: Murder, taxidermy, and rape me. And he knows what I look like, and my name...Streaming was a mistake.
Ooh, thank goodness.
Ten months is a LITTLE long, I just said that to be safew. You'd probably be safe in 5 months total. It's not a 'creepy' thing, more...You shouldn't chase if she's not interested (left you on read and isn't texting you), but in five months you have basically a clean slate. If you chase too much, she will start to resent you.
Sorry, I'll try not to stay overlong~
The friend i mentioned who I spend time with every week is 35, and he is single. There's literally nothing wrong marrying later in life, user. Do you have a way you're meeting new people, or not so much?

I need advice
Todays my birthday
My apartment flooded causing 10k damages
I had an allergic reaction and had to go to the hospital and now my face is swollen
My cat died last week and as I blew out the candles my mom told me she accidentally threw away the last piece of my cat (a piece of his fur) in the trash
I spent all day crying and rummaging through trash in tears

Fembot to fembot what can I do to stop this feeling? Im so upset and I know youre really nice and have good advice. thanks. I just dont want to be upset anymore. Do you have any tips to cool down when youre upset?

Happy birthday! I'm sorry it's not going so well...
The number one thing that helps me when I'm in a bad place is distracting myself. It's not healthy to ignore everything, but there's nothing wrong with giving yourself a little break and putting it out of your mind. Go see a movie, play some of your favorite vidiya, if you can, with someone else. Having someone there to joke with and talk to about any balan subject is helpful. If there's no one IRL, I'm here!!

can i just..im just gunna..scooch in here..don't mind me

I guess things have been okay.
I cut down on the excessive gambling. I didn't quit entirely, but, I have a stricter limit which has been good.
This year I hope to go to SakuraCon in Seattle.
Sounds like it would be a fun thing to go to a Con like that.

I don't really have a way of meeting new people.
I don't want another long distance friend either.
Um, I guess I need a cheaper way to cope then the aforementioned stuff.

Okay 5 months I can live with more. Thanks this helps a lot. I'm just scared she'll find someone else during that time or something. I know 100% she was interested before, but the rest is a long story. I just fucking hate myself for not acting sooner and bitching out like I did.

I want to off myself. please give me a good reason to stay alive

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thanks madoka, ill be rooting for you to not get murdered, taxidermied, and raped!

Thanks for the advice, Im going to go for a walk and see a funny movie, that sounds nice and maybe distract me. Should probably get out of the apartment because its reminding me of my cat and making me even more sad. Thanks again for taking the time, youre really doing Gods work based user.

>21 years old
> 8/10 and fit
>Christian and volcel
>Fighting temptation is becoming difficult now that I am of legal age and in Uni
Do women look down on men who are virgins (but I don't look it)?

Okay! Welcome to the thread, user~
Cutting down is certainly a good start! Ooh, I've heard good things about Sakuracon. My "home board" is /cgl/, so I gotta ask if you're planning on cosplaying at all. I'm doing two cons this summer, one cosplaying my waifu, gonna try to go in lolita to the other one!
Have you thought about maybe trying to find somewhere around you that aligns to your interest? an LGS if you're a fa/tg/uy, or a range for a Jow Forumsommando..Somewhere you can get out of the house and make smalltalk with people.
Creation is an excellent form of escapaism. Even if it's as simple as fanfic, writing is nice. If you think you're no good and to embarassed to show it off, that's fine too! Or, roleplaying is popular these days, even if its mostly just ERP...Still! Take a look around, creating stuff helps.
Of course, user! You need to forgive yourself, we all make mistakes. The important thing is we should learn from them!
You'd miss out! Even if there's nothing in particular you're interested in (And there probably is! Maybe a season 2 of an anime, or a sequel to a game, or something), something'll come along. I wasn't looking forward to Slime Datta Ken or Zombieland, but I really enjoyed both of them. There's always something new coming out to look forward to.
T-Thank you!
Of course! Have fun, good luck! Shame there's nothing really good out right now...Still! There'll be something. Any time~ See ya next thread!
I can't speak for all women obviously, but nobody I know would look down on a guy like that. Me and my best friend would both consider it a boon, actually, more than a detriment.

Will I forever live happily ever after with my waifu if I kill myself?

I tell myself this every time I think that:
People who kill themselves don't get to go to heaven and live eternally with their wife.

What do women look for in a man?
Origay

i live alone. nobody talks to me ever, i dont know how to meet women. life just keeps getting harder. i just want to be happy.

Depends on the woman. Personally, I like sweet, sensitive guys who aren't afraid to cry at a sad movie. The number one most important thing is working on themselves. If a guy's not trying to be the best guy he can be, constantly improving and bettering himself, then things'll never really progress.
Other than that, it's VERY good to see someone who isn't "you're having fun wrong" or "your opinions are wrong", or some other internet-type. (I won't lie, I'm a Souls player and pretty competitive so that's hard for me to do, which some guys don't like..But! I'm working on it)
Go out! Do things! Talk to people! Strike up small talk! Like I said with , find somewhere relevant to your interests! A woman won't make you happy, though. Socialization might, though. So get out there, meet some people!

i wish i knew more nice people like you.you seem like a very nice person

Thank you, user~ We're out there. But..Trust me, Jow Forums isn't the place to look.

>We all make mistakes
I don't like making mistakes. If it was any other girl besides her I literally wouldn't have given a single fuck, but it's already hard for me to create lasting relationships so to me it feels like I just missed a big chance. I'm drunk right now, I think I'll just do a bunch of drugs to fast forward time until this is all over

Hm don't suppose Sakura con would be a nice place to meet single girls by chance?
Or are cosplay girls not the kind to be courted?

Do you recommend meeting people through Omegle?

Nobody does, but they're important, and we learn from them.
You really shouldn't, I would strongly advice against popping some pills.
I hear lots of stories of con-hookups, and I got asked out at my last summercon. It does happen, just be careful, and definitely don't harass anyone. Make friends, don't just jump into "wanna go out"
Nope! Omegle is a cesspool.
That being said, I use it regularly and made such good friends with one person I ended up meeting up with them IRL. She's cool.
So I guess overall...Go for it, if you want, but...be careful!

shit man i fuckinf forgot i posted here
i was depressed
now i'm not
now i'm just stressed
the future scares me man
i dont know what i want to do or what im allowed to do

Goodnight M'doka.

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Did you use video chat or text chat?
What are some good tags anonkun

I don't know who else I can ask this, but how am I supposed to choose between two girls that like me?
I'm not even sure who I like at this point, and since my life is just fucked up at the moment I can't seem to put my mind in the right place to make decisions that aren't uni or work related.

Oh Madoka!
Maybe you don't remember and it's okay if you don't.
but, I delivered the custom made fan to my cuddle buddy (I pay her too)
She loves it!

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Cool your jets, Archie Andrews. Jeez, two girls pining after you. Is that as good as it sounds?

I relate. My personal plan is to make as much money as I can and save ALL OF IT so I can retire real early, then live by the sea and work on the game I'm making and stuff.
Gnight homura-chan~ nice digits
Text, definitely text.
I don't really have any good tags, to be honest. most of it is people looking for lewd or girlfriend.
Don't think about who you want more, think about who it would hurt more to lose. That's a good place to start.
It's good to hear she liked it, and I'm always glad to see someone pop back in from an old thread!

>I relate. My personal plan is to make as much money as I can and save ALL OF IT so I can retire real early, then live by the sea and work on the game I'm making and stuff.
no offense but that doesn't sound like much of a plan if that's the full plan
how are you going to make money? can you get into the position to make adequate amounts of money?
i don't know what i want to do. at the very least i want to write, but do i wanna pursue that academically so i become better at writing? i dunno

and part 2 of it was also a success.

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I'm almost through a buisiness degree. Once I find a job, I can work my way up to six figs, and start saving. Put it all into an index fund, and live off the expected annual 7% for the rest of my life.
Practice writing, then! Write for fun, write with random people, just..Write! Even if you don't want to persue it, you can do it for a personal project. I'm designing a pen and paper RPG on the side.
That's really cute user and it came out really well!

I'm sorry if it sounded like bragging. It really wasn't my intention. It's really a problem I'm facing, and they're not fighting for me or anything like that. Maybe one of them doesn't even like me that way, and I'm just misinterpreting everything she does. Either way, my head is a mess right now, and that's why I'm asking here. I'm in a very bad place in my life right now, and I feel that this situation is actually important because I don't want my life to be just study and work forever. Also, I wouldn't like to be alone forever, and if I can't handle something like this, I probably will.
>Don't think about who you want more, think about who it would hurt more to lose. That's a good place to start.
Sounds genuine, but I honestly feel that I don't want to lose anyone and/or make anyone feel bad. If I do walk away I'll be alone forever. I know it sounds selfish of me, but I don't want anyone to hate me.

i want to write for sure and if i can i wouldn't mind making it big
but like i said, academically
i don't know if i even want to go for a degree or if i can

user, SOMEONE is going to get hurt in this equation. You need to make peace with that. Then you can start choosing which one.
I'd persue your writing on the side, but persue something a little more "money" for academia. Maybe go for marketing? That'd let you be creative and such.

i was thinking psychology. money and i get to help people which is nice. but you gotta really work hard for that.

So many things could go wrong there user.
be very careful.

Ah yeah! I considered it to! But like said, be careful. You have to make sure you're mentally stable in your own self before you take on other people's problems.

yeah i know. not to sound braggy but i think mentally i'm more well off than your average robot. but it does scare me, the idea of having someone's life in your hand, but all the same ever since i was a kid i wanted to be a superhero. this is being a superhero to me. giving people the help they need. i know what its like to have a shitty psych so i wanna be one to do my damn best for these people

Alright, user. If you're sure, you have my blessing. It's definitely an interesting field to study, as well. The psych 101 I took for gen ed was probably my favorite class.

>user, SOMEONE is going to get hurt in this equation. You need to make peace with that. Then you can start choosing which one.
Jesus, this is insane, but you're right.
Thank you.

>I would strongly advice against popping some pills.
I'm mainly gonna smoke a lot of weed probably along with a bunch of ketamine and shit

I'm having a birthday party with some friends a few days from now. I mentioned this to a co-worker and she got excited and asked if she was invited. I told her she could come if she wanted and she told me to add her on snapchat. I did, but haven't messaged her yet. What should I do if she shows up? We don't know eachother very well but she's friendly towards me. Should I try to put my arm around her or sit close to her or something at some point, or just keep my distance?

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Of course. I'll be here, please let me know how it goes.
You shouldn't, but I can't stop you.
If she shows up, great! Tell her hi. Treat her like any of your other friends, don't think about that she's a girl. If she makes a move, great! But if not, just treat her normal.

You don't venture into the minds of others and come out unscathed.

thank you
i been thinking about myl ife recently and having to justify my want to be a psychologist made me remember why i wanted to be one so like
you kinda saved me there

I got work in a few hours,
Good night madoka user.
Hope to see you again soon.

Feeling kind of tired, and I should probably get some sleep. Glad to see one of these threads though

You're not wrong!
Of course.
It's very important to have something you're working towards in life, otherwise what's the point?
Sweet dreams to both of you! Rest up, I'll see you next time.

well i got plenty of things to work towards
reading lots of manga, anime, playing games, reading comics
like i said there's writing too
its just the future is a roadblock right now for me - or was, as long as i can do my best to become a psych

There ya go. I wish you the best of luck in becoming a psych! Like I said, I considered it (clearly I have a pathological need to help people, or I wouldn't be here), but it just wasn't for me in the end.