You're all alone on a Friday night hahaha

I was actually with my girlfriend but she went home. I love her so much, I miss her already.

My gf just got out of work and will be back in like 15 minutes

fuck you.
you are right tho

No fren, I'm here with you all

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holy mother of sauce

>she went home
She went to Chad's place*

Never had a gf like that. Most that pack on weight turn into a fridge or a barrel.

Swung by an edm show after work for a couple hours
There were 20 year olds with their nipple/nipple piercings pointing through wife beaters
Back at home with my boring old gf now lol I miss that life but I'm trying to remember how empty it was

I am, but I just came home from having lunch and walking around with a coworker of mine. She is pretty chill, but she asked if she could bring a friend since this cute Mexican girl is interested in me. She can speak her broken English and maybe I will speak my broken Spanish. I hope in the future we can just hangout in doors and draw and color next to one another. So while I am not out now, the day wasn't lost.

You gonna sauce us or not faggot?

Man, living with other people seems like hell. I bet she smells bad. Probably annoying, too.

all these dudes just casually chilling after a night out with girls and or their loving gf. Lol.

A woman that loves you

Bro some girls have impeccable hygiene and smell like magical lady pheromones.

Yeah I'm single af, lonely, I have no friends to do anything with, and I'm just lurking fit and playing vidja. Such is life :/ There's ups and downs, I'm just waiting for the ups. For example, I at least got invited to an undie run party with a ton of sorority girls

sauce

this

Haha I will be spending $100 in a "massage"

thx fren

"ophelia bau" Google is a useful tool and it's free lads!

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It's like dick size threads; people with big ones are more likely to go in them to humble brag

>A woman that loves you
love is a hollywood invention

But I’m not?

It ain't bro trust me. I loved a girl an insane amount who somehow loved me even more and she would always talk about us being together forever. I was the weak link in that equation. That talk scared me and I dipped :(

It exists and it's everything people say it is, but the ultimate blackpill is that it can also go away easily

My FUCKING man How's it going?

Wrong, bitch. Girlfriend is sleeping, but I have to stay up to have my last shake of the day.

What is this it isn't porn exactly...

Is it actually from a movie or some shitty "Girls" type tv show???

>sauce

HAHA do you actually take this lifting thing that seriously?

I would have traded it all for some thot pussy.

Enjoy your ban

I drank I a whole bottle of vodka last night and I've spent the day so hungover I think I might fucking die.

I'm never fucking drinking again. I've been puking for 12 hours

ME TO BRO I JUST WANNA SMASH BRO FUCKK. LET A NIGGA CATCH A NUT GOTDAMN

I've always wondered what happened after those ImShmacked chugging vids

>fucked my wife
>came inside my wife because im infertile (finasteride)
>had a few beers
>browsing Jow Forums playing CSGO

yeah im having a better night than you

haha bro just haha.

also sauce

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>>came inside my wife because im infertile (finasteride)

are you sure this is the sort of thing you want to be bragging about

Finasteride doesnt make you infertile you fucking retard. Either you're just infertile by nature or good luck with the kid

Based and frenpilled

Yeah that's really sad op. You'll never have kids that are half you

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>bragging about being infertile
OH NO NO NO