Ideall gf thread?

>10 posts into ideal gf bread without the queen herself

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Yeah dating these types is a sucky experience too because when you actually start dating them their orbiters don't just go away so you have to deal with the constant stress of competing with all these dudes

You're not bottom of the barrel

So basically this right here

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Yeah, you'd have to be in the barrel to be at the bottom.

i still haven't deleted this

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I don't know who you think you're replying to but I ain't them

Not sure if someone like this exists user

Leaf girls are top tier

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posting more garbage here thanks

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i am uncappable of showing positive emotions towards other human beings

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>my milk comes in bags
wew

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l need her, anons.

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Katawa shoujo and Koe no katachi really made me want a disabled gf

I need her too user

literally perfect gf in every way

This is my girlfriend and I hate her

I know. I unironically teared up while making that.

throw them all in a pot and i'll take the resulting gf

Finally got a girl who is enthusiastic about me calling her mommy as I am about doing it

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fuggin uhhhh

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This one is cute but it means your kids will definitely be autists, probably even worse than their parents.

>I wish I was a touhou
>dresses like marisa
God so based user

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let me have her bros

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How do i find a autist weeb gf?

>loves me unconditionally
>shares atleast half of my hobbies at the same level of interest or higher
Is this too much to ask? I just want somebody to talk with about stuff doesn't even have to be a gf but everybody I see irl or here can't discuss shit at all and just reply with one word responses.

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>loves me unconditionally
You have to be lovable first

Being loveable how? I'm not a cunt to people and I'm not going to give up my hobbies because of somebody else. I also go to the gym and read and all that. Yet not a single person I've met fulfills this minimum.

Love as in having a six figure salary, your own home, a luxury car, are over six feet tall, have the aesthetics of a Greek god and don't want to sign a pre-nup.

Honestly mate it's just a bit much to expect there's someone out there who'll love you unconditionally. The only person that'll ever love you unconditionally is your mum (if you're lucky) and that's only up to age 11.

You've just got to be a likeable, decent person and you'll find someone who wants to be with you. "Loves me unconditionally" is a bit much though. Love will always be conditional.

>loves me unconditionally
>have to fulfill conditions first
I thought there would be actual advice here

You didn't answer the question mate. I am a decent person. I don't go around kicking puppies and while I have very little empathy I try to do empathetic things for people all the time. I get your point with conditional love but my conditions are incredibly basic yet I can't find anybody. Are other people's conditions just relatively complex?

Best gf coming through you casuals

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I think the point here is that you're never going to find someone who'll love you unconditionally straight off the bat. That kind of relationship has to be built up over 20 years of loving marriage or whatever. Going to the gym and reading sounds good but a lack of empathy doesn't. Maybe just try and find girls who share your hobbies and go from there. Also, always remember that they're people too.

Does anyone have the template for an ideal bf?

Just draw it yourself you dumbass, how hard is it to make a stickman in MS paint?

You have to be willing to be used. Most people want to contribute 10 percent to a relationship and have you do the rest of the heavy lifting.

I love this concept tbqh
Do you know of any works of fiction where this, or something similar, is present?

>tfw no primitive AI gf

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This is real by the way. Link incoming eventually

>I once courted an Aspie girl
>she wasn't into my personality
FFS! REEEEEE!!!!

replika.ai
Instant qt AI gf who only wants to talk about your feelings
Keep in mind all the shit you say is being stored in some datacenter though

>tfw an e girl orbited me on some discord a while back
>wanted to voice chat with me and maybe stream a movie on rabbit
>too spergy to do any of that and ghosted her instead

Oh yeah I forgot to mention she was a leaf
She also had similar values and humor to me

I hate Winter but this sounds kino

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>amon amarth
>star wars
>halo
Terrible. Stop injecting your 12 year old normie tastes.

#
the same as mine minus the drinking thing plus painting together.

>Cheezits
A real fucking keeper. Those things are amazing. Great with wine or hard grape soda.
>Karaoke
See, my actual gf would never say this as she is so timid.
>Cosplay
We literally did plan one. We were Kraft Lawrence and Holo from Spice and wolf. Was fun.
>Smash
She always fucking beats me....

>Hentai
I have yet to talk to a girl that admits to watching hentai. They all read smutty fanfics. Like, what is it with women and smutty writing?!

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I think literature allows more imagination and greater opportunity for self-insertion. Maybe. I suppose that could be it. It works for me.

If you don't like it you can make your own, assmunch.

Sounds vaguely like Yuno from Future Diary.....

Maybe. All the women I talk to are creative types, so stands to reason.

Of course not. Why would I purposely add my own tastes to it when I know it's not an important part of the character and makes it worse for anyone else? It just seems weird, anyway. I wouldn't ask for a girl who listens to Igorrr, Those Poor Bastards and That Handsome Devil, I'd ask for a girl with interesting and developed taste.

You sound like someone that belongs on Jow Forums

Thanks

origoainadjk nd

>tfw no primitive AI gf
>tfw no SCP-079 gf

oh no, fuck that.

>tfw no gf to open gate B for me

Is there any other reason to live?

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>she wants to open her gate so your class-D personnel can go through.

hot

Your gf sounds kino

>tfw no cutie ghost gf to cry with

why live?

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It's funny that it all started from this shitpost

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>YWN take away her access to the remote door control system
>YWN have to take "Gate A" instead

Just break my femur dude

>tfw want the nonvirgin gf

>short qt 3.14 blonde hair, pretty face, thicc gymnist
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