*blocks your path*

> *blocks your path*
> Look kid, your unhappiness stem from your laziness and fear of change which is inherently incompatible with the expectation of having good things you can't obtain and yet doing nothing to change yourself in any significant way. As long as you feel entitled to happiness, you won't have the motivation to be different; and your situation will remain forever static. I can give you a blowjob here, but it won't make a difference in the long run.
what's the correct move here?

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I perform the Incantation of Decapitation and kill this roastie for daring to address a Master of the Arcane such as I.

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>fuck off cunt and leave me be

Complete stranger who just walked up to me and said that?
I'd tell her she's wrong and the last year of my life has been the most productive since I've left high school. Also, what the fuck bitch you don't even know me.
But ayyy lmao let's change that.

Ask him what is the possible motivation for spending the precious time in his life making this post, to this board, on this god forsaken website.

I'll take the BJ then and you can come ask about the long run in a month, now get on your knees.

"Kid" bitch im 28you look like a 17 year old who got dumped by one of your teachers.
Go and post pictures of you wearing maga or anime stuff and write text abput how much u love daddies cummies xd anf hoe much of a "sarcastic" slut you are

>don't come near me again or I'll call the cops on ya

>the age old right wing everything is your fault and you can just change it fallacy

wtf

*leaves*

A wrinkly homeless woman offered me a blowjob once, and I turned it down. Am I a volcel?

>what's the correct move here?
Glassing the cunt

Well obviously I blow him.

Unionically, give her the ol' "Hey babe.....how about you go make me a sammich". Let me explain.

People who give you 'advice' on how to get in a relationship don't actually care about your wellbeing, but only seek to make themselves feel better by doing a good thing. They're the equivalent of people who pick litter up-they don't want to save the fucking environment or prevent some fucking Manta Ray from choking on a half eaten kebab wrapper, they just want that little bit of self superiority for themsleves in that moment.
When reality hits; the only faggot that can get a gf is you; by doing whatever the fuck you feel like you need to do to get there. If fucking Chris-chan can get a gf, it's obtusely clear that throwing any old shit at the wall and seeing what sticks is a perfectly viable method; to the point that any piece of feelgood advice along the lines of 'just get more normie with it' will work if you keep doing it provided you are in some form of contact with the normalfag world.

In this situation, every viable method puts you at a disavantage, anet loss on your end. You either think that it's good advice and become depressed when it isn't, feel condescened to because you're being condescended to, or waste a portion of your life doing something you don't want to do to get gf.
There is however a net neutral outcome (no positive, don't you worry your socks). Reflect that same abject misunderstanding and failure of growth right back at her. Let her live by her own rules, since she expects to be getting that boost of dopamine from giving you 'dat life changing advice' remind her full well that that she's just some dumb bitch who puts herself above others. Maybe she'll learn to stop smoking the crack pipe and mind her own fucking business.

tl;dr Ignore everything she says, and make her feel like shit instead. Welcome to life. There is no win condition.

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nah, you're keeping safe from STDs

When did CWC get a girlfriend? Last I heard he was kissing air at some underage tranny stoner's house.

Id think i was one some pornstar fucks virgin hidden cam and proceed to walk away.

f-fuck dude... that's really something

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Cringe and newfag pilled

>As long as you feel entitled to happiness, you won't have the motivation to be different; and your situation will remain forever static.

Thanks dude. I needed to hear that

>tell her ''As long as you feel entitled to happiness, you won't have the motivation to be different; and your situation will remain forever static'' and walk away and let her grow as a human being out of being a condescening bitch
genius

i hate when girls, especially attractive girls act like they're somehow wise and haven't been lied to their whole lives and treated like spoiled princesses. Shut up you cunt. You know nothing about life.

What happens if you don't feel entitled to happiness. If you've accepted that you'll die having lived a sad pathetic life.

>depressed losers aren't entitled to happiness
>constantly say that everyone deserves happiness
I really wish dumb normals would make up their minds.

do women ever stop being naive? how old were those chicks who just got beheaded, like mid twenties? how old does a woman need to be before she stops believing fairytales or starts believing in reality? 30? 40?

them being lied to their whole life is the problem and it's not just men lying to them.

also liberals cannibalize themselves. you can see it in the fashion industry. designers don't design for fat land whales and they get pissed about it.

I'd fucking rape her and lock her up in my basement fucking whore you shouldn't have stalked me.

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It do really be that way though. Unless you are malformed or have a developmental disorder, you can make it with some effort.

Though i completely disagree with the old advice of brush your teeth and shower etc etc. Thats retarded. What you really need to fix is not your body, or getting more money, but your mind. You need to do self therapy basically.

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>what's the correct move here?
I sincerely doubt something as meaningful as that could ever be formulated in someone who looks that shallow and vapid, so prob just stare at her for proving me wrong.

>what's the correct move here?
I'll have incentive to self improve only if you remain true to me. I've been denied before.
Otherwise zip up your pants and put back your dick inside.

I mean, I'm not gonna stop you from giving me a blowjob, of course, but after that I really would genuinely like to talk about my role in my own life. Why can't I motivate myself to exercise, or eat better? Why do I always ruin any advances a girl might give me? What's stopping me from making my dumb little short films with the confidence I know I have locked in me?

I know I can change and I know what I need to do, so why don't I do it?

>don't actually care about your wellbeing, but only seek to make themselves feel better by doing a good thing

newsflash: everyone does everything to make themselves feel better. the two arent mutually exclusive. if u care about you it ends up making me feel better, so what? it ends up benefiting me also

I'll take the BJ but you can fuck right off with your presumptive, self-righteous bullshit.
I bet you pulled yourself right up by your sanctimonious bootstraps, eh sweet tits?
Just put my sack in your mouth and lets get this over with.

>if u
Kindly fuck off back dumb normalnigger

user, the correct move is to unzip your pants, take off her shirt and make sure she swallows.

Tell her that if she's with me she would be my main source of motivation and just in the span of 6 months i can make us billionaires

Turn 360 degrees and crawl away