Do you shower at the gym?

No, I'm a dicklet

I saw an old dude on my way out of the gym this morning. He couldn't have been over 5 feet tall but he was working his ass off and that's what's important. No one gives a fuck about you, bro. Get over yourself. All you are is an extra hanging in the background, not the star of everyone's life. Get your ass to the gym

i never saw a single big dick at the gym, except one time a literal DYEL had a horse cock

how big are u

>I'm not a cunt therefore no one is
Fuck off normalfag. You have no fucking idea.

5 inches when soft, 7 most of the time, 8 when I get a good erection (but I have noticed it happens when I only look some specific type of porn)

I shower at the gym but I put my boxers on when I go to the shower. I don't think people need to see my circumcised dick

i don't even change lol, no point in sweating up my clothes when I have my gym so close to my flat.

thats above average for soft but 7 for hard is just a little above average isnt it?

yes it is, don't listen to Jow Forums or Jow Forums in general when they shit up some meme dick size like 9'

Last time I think the average size is 6

hm well i think thickness actually mattera a lot more

personally im small flaccid but a little above average hard

If you "stink" to any significant degree after a workout, you have problems that probably need medical attention.

yes thickness matters a lot

That's clearly a bath. And yeah, I'd shower at the gym if I was on my way to something but I don't because I usually live somewhere that's not far from the gym.

How the hell does someone only gain 2 inches when they get an erection?
Either youre a bloodlet or you just arent trying.

No because I cycle home. No point washing myself if I'm going to get stinky again.

i'm probably a bloodlet

I don't want others to judge how inappropriate my body is, so I always take a shower when I get home. I don't live that far from the gym and I have little to no body odor so it's not really a problem...

sweat makes u stink, stinkie

stop crying about your past experiences you little pussy

so what if people were mean to you ?

"waaah, mommy, he was mean to me, waaah"

grow a fucking pair you fucking idiot

if someone dares to say something to me for example, i dont even give a shit who he is, how much muscle he has, or whatever the fuck, im gonna walk into his face and fucking shout "WHAT THE FUCK DID U JUST SAY ??????????????"

but guess what, no one says shit to me

you know why ? because i have this attitude in my fucking body language, they can tell this is the kind of shit i would do if they dare to say anything, they're fucking afraid of me because of it

master body language, you project a lot of things for others to see, be fucking fierce, swing your arms a lot when you move, do not fucking provide distance between you and someone else when you move forward, be comfortable being very close to others, know that you can fucking kill them in a second if you wanted to, and then you'll see what i'm talking about

be aware of things

So you're going to sit in your room all fucking day, every day, never going anywhere, never doing anything to improve because you're scared of other people's horrifying and scary opinions?
:(
Bitch fag

You really fear a shower rape scene?

this user has a point. how you present yourself affects how others treat you.
obviously some mentally unstable/people who dont give a fuck will still try you, but they will try anyone

on average people wont come for you if you exude confidence. they will only talk behind your back, if anything

i am gay and i dont do what that user does, stop disrespecting me

>I'm such a nice guy!
2 seconds later
>bitch fag you're pathetic!
Lmao normalfags

If there was a button in front of me that would kill you I would press it right now without hesitation.

Can someone post some more gif and webms of muscled guys showering and bathing? I want it for research on how to take baths haha

this post reeks of manlet.

There are days you don't go home or to work?

Are you homeless and posting from a public library's wifi?

I just do whatever I feel like doing on a particular day. I get fired a lot for not turning up but there's always more jobs for people like me. Some days I just sit on a bench in the street for the whole day and watch the people.

Aww boo hoo :( guess you'll never get any gains

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This. Except I cant really dickmog since Im a grower. Most of the time Im the only guy showering though so I have all showers just for myself anyway.

Also I enjoy the hot showers after a tiring workout and if you shower 5-10 minutes each time you go to the gym the membership basically pays for itself.

poor show Jow Forums

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I'm straight

yes and last time I was there I forgot my shampoo
>step into shower stall and close the door
>start shower as per usual
>get to shampoo part
>mfw no shampoo
>pop head out of stall to look if anyone is outside
>only one guy who hasn't started his workout but is changing into workout clothes
>formulate question(s) in my head like "hey could I have some shampoo? i'll give you some if you don't have it sometime"
>for some reason autist brain tells me the person needs context
>smile at him and ask "hey are you gonna shower?"
>he gives me the utmost weirdest look I've gotten the last 3-5 years
>"y-yeah, I am..?"
>"I mean, can I have some shampoo? I just need a little"
>he visibly relaxes and hands me his shampoo bottle
>take a bit in my palm and hand the bottle back and thank him
>mfw I close the stall and realise it sounded like an invitation into my shower stall
>mfw diagnosed with aspergers
it never gets any easier, Jow Forums

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holy kek

source?

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My gym is my room, so yes.

heh

+1

No, I'm crazy susceptible to ringworm and I live 500 feet away from my gym anyway.

I don't shower at all, I must remind all the other men that I am the alpha male and to tell women that i am the strongest and most wanted, they must smell my scent from a mile away

he mightve been interested

are you hot?

I like to believe I'm a 5-6/10

What did he look like?

That's ok, we have unspoken shower rules about treating the gym twink just right.

you and hundreds of others
what makes you think i care about your retarded thought ? i'm trying to help some guy here, fuck off

you reek of stupidity, i'm 193cm/6'4, i'm just trying to help the guy

Most people don't work out. Cowardice is normal. You are a coward.

Goddamnit guys i just threw up my morning oats

Only on saturday when I workout in the morning. So I can resume my day from the gym. No point in showering at the gym during the evening. I go to bed when I get home.

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?//????/?//????///????///??

Being normal is good, you socially retarded moron

Yeah, i go to jym and then to work. So stinking is not an option

I just can't fucking believe how gay and homoerotic Jow Forums is. Fortunately, we have few women attention whoring here, but if women would be on here, they've gotta fucking wonder about the mental state of this place.

Nothing wrong with being gay, though. But Jow Forums is some whole other damn level.

man up bro. u wont get anywhere being a pussy

its just fun dude, there are 10 times the waifu/tfw no gf/ random girl lookes at me, wanna marry her threads

but u seem cool

*notices your bulge* oWO

Fucking kek

That's a pretty reddit thing to say.

>hey are you gonna shower?
New Jow Forums secret freemason handshake after
>are you working out?
>feeling fit buddy?

Yes, even at my old gym that had no stalls but a communal shower room

can we have some "fun" im 5'11" and a pretty thick cock??

WHATA THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???!?!???!111

That's interesting. I'm 3.5" soft, 7" hard, and I get nearly to 8 when maxed out. Really similar.