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Yea. I literally only take women to restaurants that I like.

When she says you need to focus less on the gym, she means:

>How can we be together if your whole life revolves around gains
>You don't have any spare time

Women are retards, they want you to magically be strong and fit without actually spending more like 5 minutes per day because all your time should be dedicated to HER HER HER.

Honestly, not a big loss.
Any reasonable human being understand dedication and sacrifice and admire it.

What exactly did you think you were going to do if you dated this girl long term? Never eat around her?

phaha spergstories like that are funny af

I think the whole burger / snacks thing was a shit test from her to see if you'll stick to your diet or not.

I just want somebody to hold. This girl is smart and cute. She seems like what I want. She laughed at my jokes, and actively pursued me. I don't know why this was an issue.
Ok. Sounds like good advice.

You dumb nigger. Eating a fucking burger once every four years isn't gonna have any negative effect on your body. I can understand wanting to be healthy and fit, but you've lost the plot if you let those goals prevent you from living your life.

No, obviously I would eat. How often would a couple eat out? How can girls eat all this shit and still be fit?

Because cheat meals literally don't do shit.

If you know who you are, where you're going, what you want to do with your life, you don't need to worry about 'trying to be normal so dim witted superficial people feel positively about you.' Maybe when you first meet somebody you've got to go through the motions, but mostly you can literally just be yourself. And if people don't like it, what does that have to do with your goals, your discipline?

That was the reason I was fat. You don't tell a recovering addict to take more heroin. OP, good fucking job. Stick with your convictions.

My fiancee and I eat out about every other week, we try to do it every month.
She only eats one real meal per day, that's how she stays fit.

Compromising your goals because you're afraid of looking abnormal is not necessarily what it means to "live your life."

Realistic goals and self discipline are the important things.

It doesn't need to be every day, and you don't have to have three burgers a day or anything like that. It's all about portion control. If you know you're eating something like a huge ass burger and fries, then eat less of whatever else you would be eating that day. Or just get a smaller burger.

That's fine but then you have to have the balls to be like ''fuck that place it's gross''

>How can girls eat all this shit and still be fit?

They aren't? When women are young their fat just goes into places that makes us want to fuck them. If they fail to adjust their eating habits as they get older they balloon up like everybody else.

You could have asked for just the paddy with some salad and a diet coke. I mean, Im very conscious with my food, but how the fuck can you take a girl to restaurant and not eat with her. Thats just fucking wrong dude. You should apologize.

If you have self-discipline you can eat a burger on a date without breaking the damn and eating Mcdonalds every day after. He made her feel really uncomfortable by not eating anything.

With that autistic behavior, she can tell how extreme and obsessive you are. That's a red flag for any mentally stable individual. Now she will stay away from you.

Alright. I'll send her a text. What should I say?

Yea, despite my argument I probably would have had something. A first date is a good time for a few exceptions if needed

You shouldn't do that. Just wait until class to talk to her.

Sorry about your autism, bro

Fair enough, i dont believe that having a rigid diet that doesnt allow for a single deviation ever is a realistic or healthy goal.
Youre like a car collector who buys a classic roadster and then wont even take it for a sunday cruise because hes afraid the paint might get damaged.
To each his own.

>What should I say?
Don't ask a complete stranger to script it for you. YOU figure out how to say it. It's an apology, and you're not a real robot. You can do that on your own. Take at least that much initiative, damn

Ok. Sure. I'll pull her aside and apologize. This time, we'll go somewhere I want, and I will eat like a normal person.

Dont give a fck about her opinion much just do what you like

The food isn't the important thing you retard. You're supposed to be getting know her. You're talking to a hot college girl who in all likelyhood has dozens of other guys checking her out, so there is no guarantee she will even put up with your autism again.

You have a long way to go.

>Says I should focus less on the gym and more on having fun

she is still young and she wants to ride the cock carousel with fun guys.

Also this. She probably expected him to try to fuck.

You already blew her chances with her and if you try to apologize, you're just going to weird her out. Give up and be less retarded next time.

Show her a photo of you before you worked out.
"Would you have said yes to this guy?"
Then call her a shallow whore.

Ok. She agreed to speak with me before class.

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She knows how I looked before. I have old photos on IG.

Dude you're in college. There are literally thousands of other bitches to talk to. She isn't worth the your time.

I can see how this is gonna go. ''ok fine'' means she was offended and thought you were being rude.
This means you can still fuck her because if you can make her emotional it means she cares, and being rude is alpha

>Ok. Fine.
Prepare for disappointment my man.

She is cute, and I think she is a virgin. user, I will make this happen.
Hope so.

>I think she is a virgin.

LMAO

We'll see in 20 minutes. Jeep the thread alive until then, lads.

>I think she is a virgin
Please, please get off of this website.

Actually i can believe that. Forget what i said, this guy has the right idea maybe.

>hey can we talk
>ok. Fine.
Jesus. You autists sure know how to make the most minor things seem serious and awkward

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>if you can make her emotional it means she cares, and being rude is alpha

He went on ONE date. And an awkward one at that. She has no feelings for him. Women are cold as fuck dude.

She asked me, and I asked her. We both said we were. Maybe I am being naive, but I don't think she would lie.

Exactly. He's gonna go apologize to her for not eating on the date like a retard. He oughta just talk to her like a normal fucking human being instead of like the arbiter of dinner judgement.

>I don't think she would lie.

You have much to learn

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I will talk to her normally. I'll say sorry for the shitty date, I was being retarded, do you want to go again? I will be blunt.

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She is probably lying OP
Girls minimize their sexual experience because they dont want to seem slutty
Of course, it doesnt matter
Youre in college
Get your dick wet so youre not a virgin after college

That's an awful idea if you can't phrase it in a way where no isn't an option

About to talk to her. Wish me luck.

It is literally a Canadian university.

>I will be blunt
Yeah, but you didnt need to send her a text like
>hey can we talk
Youve been on ONE date. Just talk to her in class/after class and say
>hey lets go out again
>I really like this place
Now youre going out to eat somewhere that you like so you want sperg out about a burger

good luck homie
as said you need to phrase it as a proactive and clear suggestion not a weak "uhm do we wanna t-try again?"

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Yeah this. If you're old enough to drink go for a couple at a bar. (you did say you were Canadian)

>our daddies blow money so we can blow u

What did they mean by this?

They mean they're at uni/college, wasting their father's precious money, so that Chad can get his peepee suked

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This times a million. Once you're allowed to drink going on dates isn't so awkward. You can just get trashed if things don't go well.

Oof, yeah. These fellers are right
That shouldve been your first date

Maybe after a little liquor in ya you wont be so stiff

Go to a bar, if you're having fun you'll probably get to about 3 drinks (more or less) and then your natural flirtiness will come out if you two are getting on well. Will be less scary trying kino and getting a bit touchy after a few drinks. This will set you up nicely for a kiss.

Personal tip: I'd try and kiss who I'm with in between bars (walking) or after we leave if it's a shorter one. Helps that half of us in the UK are alchies tbf

>File name
Her name is fucking Britt. user, she can probably suck a golf ball through a water hose.

We spoke. I literally said "Sorry for acting like a dumbass last night. I'll make it up to you." I invited her to my flat tonight for dinner. She said yes. I'll put on some movie afterwards.

Enjoy not getting laid tonight man.

We'll see. My pee pee is only 6.75" long, so eh.

What are you going to cook?

Maybe some oregano?

Probably some seafood and pasta dish. I will make a thread later tonight about how it went.
I don't drink.

>Sorry for acting like a dumbass last night. I will make it up to you
Jesus user. Why dont you just write DOORMAT across your forehead

Bruh, unless she's a turboslut (she's a virgin according to you), she won't fuck you on the second date. You're supposed to be getting to know her, and her to know you. Also you're as smooth as a box of rusty nails. I would suggest getting some alchohol because you have almost no chance at this sober.

>I don't drink.

This is why you have no friends.

Yeah bro I'm with your date on this one you need to learn to loosen up and have fun. Being so serious can be a drag. Genuinley consider this. If you don't want to drink have something else fun about you.

If you're that concerned about health drink spirits mixed with diet drinks

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Look, she said yes to a second date. At the very least I will get some head.

You know dude, even Samson let Delilah cut off his hair.

I have class now. Will make a thread later tonight. Wish me luck lads.

Not to sound like a chick here, but why do you think she would give you head? Until 30 minutes ago you thought she was a virgin.

I dunno. I am hoping, I guess. I am probably retarded.

Or LARPing
Something is fishy here

You are. You have to understand that at this point you are completely unaware of the game. Women love going out with dudes, and not fucking them to inflate their egos. A woman will gossip with her friends about how your were awkward and lame or whatever. If she doesn't fuck you it's because in her head, you weren't worthy. When it comes getting sex, women are almost entirely in control.

I'm not telling you to be a friend zone nice guy, but you oughta try to have fun. She'll start to touch more and more if she feels your vibe. You can also throw out touches, but nothing inappropriate. Just realize that you're starting from square one road that many people never make it on.