I'm so jealous of Staceys. They can pound a bottle of vodka, get completely cunted and they end up getting railed by the entire football team,
When ugly girls like me pound bottles of vodka, we just end up crying alone in our bedrooms listening to gary numan.
>Gary Numan
Unironically my type
plenty of men out there for you fren.
Older or newer Numan?
At least you can still masturbate to the idea.
I'll pound you in your bathroom while you listen to Gary Newman.
Not even meming thats pretty cute op.
Any girl is capable of being a Stacy. Just don't be fat and learn how to makeup
Unironically cute, if you're not overly fat or look like you had acid poured on your face at birth I'm sure you'll at least find a robot bf, there's more people here who are actually ok-looking but just have social anxiety than you think
I bet you're not that ugly
I bet you're cute enough that I could rail you even without the vodka
there is no older Numan, there's Numan, and there's Nuerman
I was drinking milk fa m
based. I prefer his pre-Industrial stuff. Too much whinging about muh-Atheism.
What other musics do you like?
stacy doesn't lower herself to doing that, it's the average/ugly roastie that has to compensate by being a slut
Implying stacy isn't the biggest slut of them all
I'm not implying it I'm explicitly saying it, Stacy doesn't need to be a freak in bed
>Tits or GTFO
What happened to this board guys
Is this not a thing anymore?
>Anons post about their life
>Get sympathy and goodwill (sometimes)
>Femanons post about their life
>Get "sympathy and goodwill" (always)
Gee, and you guys wonder why there aren't a lot of femanons here.
Its not, they changed the rules on this board that's why it's gone to shit
I'm legit wanting to talk about music. I'm taken and happy.
sometimes dudes are straight retarded. Girls are too, but they know what parts to omit to sound less retarded. Dudes want advice because they want to be less retarded, girls want sympathy because it feels better and they don't want to hear how retarded they are when they know it.
My point is femanons post and get flirted on instead of having their problems be treated seriously
biological women do not use femjak, newfag.
Fuck off back to whatever shithole you migrated from.
And take the retards that fell to the larp with you.
>whatever shithole I migrated from
You mean /Robot9000/?
>ugly drunk wants ton get railed by a football team
>take their problems seriously
Hmmm you wanna get gang banged and raped by an entire football team? Weeew gg girl
Me saying she was my type was a sort of chin-up thing.
I suppose me focusing on her musical tastes isn't treating her problem seriously, but user, if a man posted this about not getting any and mentioned Numan, I would do the same.
Hmmm you wanna have sex with a group of females? Weeew gg boi
We have been overrun. Don't fall for the "there are no girls on r9k". Fucking thousands of them I tell you.
>girls drink alone and cry
>"Unironically cute"
yeah i know what you mean
Janitors actually delete "tits or gtfo" posts
Why would you even come to this website if women didn't post their boobs on it, mods are retarded.
Thats irrelevant dialogue with females is useless.
You're probably fat, so you deserve it.
>Hmmm you wanna have sex with a group of females?
Shit is nasty.
It's not because you're a repressed slut that everyone is like that, pig.
I just want to find the one lass to love and have numerous children with her, that's it.
You make yourself sound like an autist when you deny your sex drive and overcompensate by calling people with healthy libidos sluts. I'm pretty sure OP was just sort of making an illustrative example or fantasy, not stating "My goal is to fuck the football team" but why would that not be lost on you?
Not really, no. In fact whenever that sort of thing is discussed I can't help but wonder how fargone someone has to be to want that sort of thing. Just want 1 faithful girl to spend my life with. I don't ask much of her. How successful she is means nothing to me. I'll support....
Yeah, just making myself sad with this post at this point. No, anonette, some guys legitimately do not want to sleep with a bunch of women.
LMFAO when you think I'm a girl this is a "real" discussion but now that you know I'm a man you'll immediately turn back to your vicious self
My goal is to fuck the football team but originally
if you want you can come over here, have some vodka, and we can fuck
Yeah, I don't care, you do you boo
The few male (online) friends that I do have know me through and through. I'm not in my teens, I don't play a role. I am who I am, for better or for worse.
Once a drunk Becky approached me at a party, she really threw herself at me, I could tell she needed a cock really bad. I actually wouldn't have minded it since I was pretty drunk myself, but if I did anything I'd be forever ridiculed as being the guy that went for "that girl".
So nothing personnel OP. I need to keep my rep up and you would only lower it.
Hahaha, my female friend is gonna love this pic, thanks user.
No problem, bud. Wish I could say it was oc but I saved it from another user a while back.
Nah it's alright. My female friend loves derpy animals, so this is really gonna make her smile. Thanks again user.
In that case... Here's another.
She especially loves the derpy cats, thanks user.