> be in college
> hear everyone else having sex through dorm walls
> feels bad
be in college
Jacob Cook
Ryan Campbell
I look like an actual troll and can get laid. Have more confidence in yourself user.
William Rivera
god i miss college and how easy it was to get laid with random sluts from house parties.
Levi Campbell
I used to open my windows before fucking my ex and made cum loud. She was always ashamed afterwards but never stopped me from doing it
Shit felt goodman
Lincoln Long
>be in college
>no trouble with women but just want a wife and not an easy lay which is barely better than my hand desu
>all of the females are brainwashed and can't comprehend the concept of marrying young and starting to have children
lol like i dont want to be trapped i want to live my life and see the world lmao... goodddd... are you serious?
Brody Davis
Do you think that bugs have emotions?
Jackson Edwards
They're absolutely right. It's incredibly stupid to tie yourself down to one person in college. They have no way to tell how much money you're gonna make after school.
Connor Baker
>Do you think that bugs have emotions?
Yes they will love you like no woman can
Nicholas Scott
I chuckled but the way it used to work was that your parents would get together and strongly imply that you should date, and they'd chaperone you, and then you'd get married at like 17/18. Now you see the result of the difference here on Jow Forums.
Samuel Hall
Why do you want a wife? You're in college which means you should focus on getting a life and real job you fucking scrub
Carter Turner
Youtube proof?
Chase Hill
Happened to me multiple times. Stayed in a hotel room with my parents before I started university because we were scouting out some places. People in the next room were having sex for a really long time and I just had to lay there in bed listening to it while my parents were sleeping. Turned out later my dad was awake and he heard it as well.
Get to the dorms. Couple in the next room has sex all the time, could always hear it.
Get a house with some room mates, hear my best friend fucking his gfs from time to time because my room is next to his.
It was literally all throughout college and I remain a virgin to this day at 29.
Dominic Jones
>be in college
>meet qt grill that seems pure and wholesome
>definitely not a roastie
>maybethisistheone.exe
>a few days later I see her bring back a random 6`5 gigachad
>hear her moans of ecstacy echoing down the corridor for an hour straight whilst I try to sleep, pretending I can't hear it
>ohwell.bmp
Kayden Brooks
>Youtube proof?
Rated R can't post in youtube
Jace Murphy
Viewing sex as some terrible act isnt good for your psyche. She probably is pretty cool as well as good in the sack.
Dylan Rivera
I knew insect love was a fabrication!
Brandon James
iktf OP
Chad was literally next door of me
Tall beefy aryan guy who looked like a nazi propaganda poster
He fucked his hippie girlfriend like a madman, they woke me up everyt itme
I dont wnat love desu >I just want happiness
Nathaniel Johnson
That's why you drop college OP.
Angel Smith
Having sex with random guys is terrible you stupid normalshit.
Nathaniel Wilson
Why did shit feel goodman?
Josiah Bell
>Why did shit feel goodman?
Because it's nice making a woman cum especially when it gets so loud others hear her and because she came so hard she couldn't control herself and got very loud despite being afraid and ashamed of being heard
Ryan Peterson
>be in college
>don't have to listen to anyone having sex through dorm walls because I don't live in a dorm
>feels better
Angel Diaz
>hear everyone else having sex
No, one of your neighbours were having sex, not everyone.
Aaron Hill
this pretty much. theres a very small window of pleasure if the girl is okay with being heard its only when she is shy about it that getting her to a point of sexual bliss where she cant hold her sounds in that it gets reall goodman
Grayson Johnson
College is the best time to go ER.
Luis Long
>be in college
>all my neighbors can hear me shouting nigger to people on discord
Jordan Harris
I somehow made it through four years of uni without losing my virginity. It's by far the easiest time to have at least casual hookups (my roommate, who was hardly any better-looking than me, semi-regularly had sex) but I didn't manage a single one because my high-school awkwardness carried over.
It wasn't until I was 24 that I decided fuck it and just slept with an escort to lose my virginity. It was far from great but at least that hurdle is over with.
Justin Ramirez
When both guys and girls get close to orgasm they tend to not care about anything else around them, I remember in high-school a guy and his gf getting caught having sex in a bathroom because a teacher was walking by outside and heard them moaning
Brandon James
i mean yeah if im close to nutting nothing will stop me but girls have a larget window of pleasure i think