Teach me how to achieve chad status Jow Forums

teach me how to achieve chad status Jow Forums

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You have to be born a Chad

And Chads are all unaware of their Chad state

Buy the outfit like I did

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Through calling for dese dubs

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yep chad doesnt even know that a thing called Chad exists. You are already a beta for wanting to become a "chad" such a thing doesnt exist.You are either a Chad or a beta and if you are a chad you have no knowledgge and it cant be conscious.

Just be yourself bro.

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The irony is the chad looks like a fag.

witnessed

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Popular kids weren't born popular, emulate behaviour of the chad and you will become the chad.

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Fake confidence and get gains.

The fact is betas always have the potential to be alphas, but to become one, especially dethroning the current alpha, is hard work. People aren't alpha due to size or strength, but of their social network. Being an alpha is to be at the top, you cannot be at the top if you don't have others that like and support you.

Alphas experience high stress, equivalent to the amount lower rung males experience. Alpha males also exhibit the highest empathy out of anyone which breaks the trend of the typical females having more empathy than the males.

Getting big doesn't make you alpha, but connecting with all the people on your way to getting big set you up for it.

check

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Haha I like this chad guy meme

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Yeah and I bet you get tons of pussy dude

Just be yourself

Stop buying into memes

Get fit as it’s natural to be fit

If you see an attractive woman and you aren’t in a relationship shoot your shot

If you get rejected move on

Wear what you like

Go to social gatherings that are geared towards your interest

You just admitted that you yourself are a beta. Le

>Be yourself
>Wear what you like
>Go to social gatherings

K bra!

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>Buying into corporations and marketing is being yourself

It’s impossible to truly become a Chad but you can emulate one close enough to be treated as one. Inside you’ll feel the pain and sorrow as a beta though.

t. Beta pretending to be a Chad and currently heading to a date with a 9/10 black girl.

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expected this to be a troll post but was actually kinda based

but it is being myself

This picture excludes

>get fit

>stop buying into memes such as being a literal meckbeard

If the fact of the matter is you’re fucking women regularly then they aren’t failing in life. Life’s about reproduction at the end of the day. Who cares if you’re a brilliant mind who invents millions of things. It won’t be your children using your creation but other people’s children

Roll

Checked double dubs

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That's how it is tho.

Chad is a prophecized hero! He will save us from the thot goblin army led by arianna Grande

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U dont have 2 believe me


Just know he rose from the dead like jesus...and he has so much more wonderous knowledge...

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If you have to ask, you will never know.

has unironically happened to me before

To achieve Chad status you need at least TWO of these three things:

-Attractive face
-Attractive body
-Social skills/confidence

You can get away with not having any one of those and still easily be a Chad, but you absolutely need two.

>DUCK!

Good post, shame it is being ignored

This is what "chad" looks like in the deficient minds of the 12 year olds who dominate this website.

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>Popular kids weren't born popular

Actually, they were, sort of. Once puberty hits, being popular is ultimately a result of being attractive. That applies to both guys and girls.

A personal anecdote - an old friend of mine from school was a complete loser and was bullied a bit until he was about 14/15. Puberty hit him like a train (in a good way) and he quickly gravitated towards the 'popular' kids and was accepted among them, and has stayed like that since.

reincarnation

because it was just made as a counter to some news article which featured the "virgin". the article detailed features like,
>"walks with arms by his side, has small strides, doesn't make eye contact, wears dark clothing" etc
, and then some guy made the chad meme by literally just applying the opposite, so;
>"walks with arms flailing around, takes large erratic steps, looks at everyone in the eye simultaneously, bright clothing" etc
it's not meant to be taken seriously you autistic nigger

>being popular is ultimately a result of being attractive
see graph

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you will take a big step towards it when you stop caring about stupid shit like this

I might be retarded but you basically support his claim no ?

witnessed and checkpilled

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200% is

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You turn Chad threads into pushup threads. Roll!