and why is it master chief?
>7'2
>literally chosen from birth for his elite genetics
>given roids and GH from puberty
>taught to fight in hand to hand combat
>anti social
>autistic
>preferred his THICC AI waifu to 3D
>doesn't talk
>virgin
Who's the most Jow Forums video game character?
Jack Rodriguez
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Elijah Bennett
John has something that no Jow Forumsizen has.
Luck.
Justin Gray
>blocks your path
Joshua Sanchez
>7’10
>almost 800 lbs
>mogs your psychic type
Angel Cruz
and he's gonna need a lot of it...
Andrew Hernandez
He also cocoon modes almost constantly
Chase King
How can a video game character be fit? It involves sitting on your ass while you do it. Video games are inherently not fit
Joseph Morris
Who is John?
David Wilson
go to bed, boomer
Julian Diaz
Master Chief doesn't come close to Doom guy
Easton Collins
>t.video game addict
Oh no, did you get your feewings hurt?
Eli Morris
duke was a manlet and demons are easy to kill as opposed to aliens that literally have all of the technology available in the known universe
Jose White
idk but Duke is the original chad since 1998
Carson Foster
I guess he's just a lucky guy
Zachary Miller
Who is John just tell me what you know
Dominic Lewis
>that trigger discipline
never gonna be a chad
James Robinson
Honestly? No idea.
You should ask Halo, maybe he knows
Juan Ramirez
Nathaniel Lopez
Fuck off boomer faggot
Isaiah Diaz
Doesn't answer my question
Who is John and what's the story here about luck. I need to know the story
Ryder Reed
Fucking zoomers in this thread I swear.
Mason Campbell
Zachary Martin
you told them, grandpa!
Thomas Taylor
>doom
>boomer
Pick one newfag.
Andrew Davis
not natty
Colton Brown
using boomer in the original sense
lurk more, fag
Camden Cruz
Man have you read the halo novels? Halsey says that John is not the smartest nor the strongest of the spartans, but he's got luck.
Hudson Lee
read the fall of reach
Jackson Martinez
Dubs confirm Doom Marine's supremacy
Kayden Collins
Juan Thomas
“The Sapartan” from spartan total warrior. MFer was a 5’7” manlet LITERALLY shorter and smaller than every enemy mob and NPC In the game. Five fuking feet of fury tho. Look that shit up
Charles Brooks
>Being natty
>Fighting off cyborg special forces
Pick one