/r9gay/ - #593

guess it's the void for me then

>tfw r9gay is probably full of 7/10+ sensitive and lonely qts

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>7/10+
>sensitive and lonely

AKA insane/schizophrenic

vers aren't just tops who sometimes present their butts

That is okay too tbqhf

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How the mighty have fallen...
omg...

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>tfw no bf to play hytale with alI always

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As if you'd ever even be able to handle someone who'll start sperging out on you with little to no reason and then probably ghost you in the process.

It is not
They're the kind of people who can't stop spamming pics of themselves to random people and cutting themselves

>tfw schizophrenic but consider myself pretty normal

I think most psychotic people consider themselves that, if you were self aware to that extent you'd be normal

>no latino bf to give me head pats and tell me that i'm a good gringo

there is no good gringo and any fellow spic that appeases that deserves deportation

>tfw no ace combat bf to teach me how to get better so I can splash bandits in multiplayer

>tfw no bf to go for a walk with in the snow, holding hands, nobody around but us
>tfw no bf to come back home and have a nice hot bath with
>tfw to bf to fall asleep with snuggled up next to each other

:c

Why the FUCK do I have to be so ugly?

>tfw no bf that was born in the 21st century

>tfw no bf that was born in the 22nd century

I probably could
I'd have to like them a lot though

>slurks away quietly and hides under the bed

The fact that they would be the ones to cut you off and not the other way around aside, you still probably couldn't. It'd be like having a child in terms of needing to watch over, and it's not as fun as it sounds. I speak from experience, we're not saviors.

>using greentext like asterisks on a neopet's forum

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I just want tyrone to hold me and call me his sissy white boi. I want him to introduce me to his friends and family as his valued partner.

Pedophile alert
Just reported you to the fbi btw

>newfag detected
go back to /b/

21st century was 2001 tho, that would at youngest make them 17 not 4. It's illegal in like a small handful of places.

>tyrone
>is a sissy
you ain't right

I don't know man
Never been that bothered by ghosting. Sometimes relationships just end. Although I've never been ghosted by a significant other, only friends, I'll give you that, but I also don't consider someone to be a significant other until after dating for a year+, so unless they'd be ghosting that late in the game I probably wouldn't be attached enough to be offended or hurt.
I kind of don't get why everyone makes a big deal out of it.

It's 2019 user

>Tyrone
>Family

People get upset by it because it'll usually happen out of the blue with no reason. I mean the reason is usually just people sperging at the notion of having to talk to someone 1 on 1 outside of an anonymous setting or some other mental illness type thing. People are all broken to their certain degrees here so connecting with an user on a really mundane level is like they just met a soulmate.

single ex-ussr user here, wanna talk?

I really wouldn't know what to say

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i didn't go to class today

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>tfw no werewolf orgy bf
what are you going to do instead?

checking in orignally

i'm going to eat pizza then edge

oh no is this going to be another edge thread?

You sound obese, put down the cheese

>ywn go to the book store, find a couple of big cushy chairs, and read together while occasionally looking up at the snow drifting past the windows

Pizza* oh well pizza is like 50 percent cheese anyway

I'm already edging and I'm honestly ready to burst any moment now, wanna do it together on the thread user? I'll stop myself for as long as you want if you're up for it.

oh right sorry, i forgot r9gay's trigger word
i'm skinnier than you
is what i would say if i didn't know half the thread was anorexia wannabes.

>tfw already busted today so immune to the edging hysteria

*not using asterisks instead of meme arrows*

What hysteria? Did I miss something?
Should I be edging right now?

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>I'm skinnier than u
Sure fatty

How many people here are actually fat?

Who says you can't go for it again user? I'll play with your limp pp until it's hard again

post your height and weight right now you midge

What is the most number of times you've ejaculated in a day /r9gay/?

i'm skinnyfat
Anyone else?
For some reason I suspect that everyone here is a skinny twink

6 probably? I start off shooting ropes then it just becomes ooze after the third time

5'8 125 lbs disgusting skinnyfat
2

What is the best way to edge?

1. Have a foreskin
T. Cutfag who almost always accidentally cums when attempting to edge, fucking KIKES

Probably 7 or 8. Might have been more, but I don't really remember.

I'd say it's easier to edge if you're cut since your dick isn't as sensitive, it's really hard to not just do it right off the bat for me personally
t.uncut amerifag

sorry for bringing up edging. the thread was slow anyway though
and with 17 posters it still kinda is
as if i'd believe that. oh but i did say half of you were anorexia wannabes
for real this time

I'm fat, but I'm also handsome and manly and honestly way out of your league.

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>tfw no gamer bf
I just want to hold him while he's playing vidya. Is that so wrong?

the only thing you're "honestly" is honestly overweight

>tfw no bad at csgo bf to bully over voice comms and make him carry the bomb because he's the bomb bitch

I can see that you're jealous and I forgive you.
Considering that I have a bf and you don't.
He's definitely a lot cuter than you too, yikes.

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>tfw no bf to be my personal healslut

>tfw no bad at vidya bf that I can threaten with tickles if we lose a co-op game because of him

>tfw no bf to off-heal with your dps priest spec

the only thing you should be "considering" is considering going on a diet

>tfw no gamer bf to tease for his normalfag-tier taste in video games

>tfw no handsome fat bf

>tfw want bf but it's impossible for a robot like me in this normie filled nation
I WANT TO END MYSELF.

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I don't know if you could handle it, to be honest.

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I WANT TO END YOUr loneliness

I would be happy if someone wanted to be with me.

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What is "fat" for you user? Do you mean something like a dad bod or my 500 pound life because there's rarely an inbetween here

Why are fake fur lined hoodies so comfy?

Well, you're wrong. Because I can. I know it deep within my heart.

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Bmi higher than 21

can bottoms and tops be just friends?

Is that not just normal weight

gay people can't be friends

of course they can be friends ... boyfriends

It's almost end of this year's first month and I still don't have a cowboy bf yet. Something tells me 2019 is shit already aaaaaa

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they can't?
>tfw no gay friends

user, I think you might have an eating disorder.

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This guy I've been talking to for a few days now asked to be my bf and sent me a picture of himself. I don't know why anyone would want such a disgusting display of lard, he's just a huge fatass. Can you all at least agree that he's obese? He keeps telling me he isn't, I don't know how he doesn't see it.

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>tfw no bf who doesn't mind me being fat but supports me losing weight

:(

no. because someone is gonna get horny and request something about dick

Somewhere between dadbod and bloatlord.

I'm posting a random image.
The thumbnail is too small to tell what it is.
What are your thoughts?

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this is not true if you already have a stable source of affection (bf) tho