/britfeel/

comfy night o vidya n a few cheeky ciders, midweek madness edition

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ars abart a knock thi all art

Wish I was in this thread. I probably was but never saw this post
>tfw share Bradys birthday and one girl said I looked a little like him

Couldn't I have matched with her? If you're reading this lad hook us up

kiss for the lads

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I've sent them about 10 noise complaints and they've blatantly ignored every single one, the council can go fuck themselves. And when I go and knock on their door they ignore me.

I was just planning on throwing eggs at their door and emptying a bin bag all over but that's not a bad idea...

i don't wanna cook the meals we been preparing
we been cooking in the kitchen while you been staring

hitlers holocaust railways is on at 10, think ill give that a watch

like a nice painting or something? what style would you do it in

>Black and Jewish mixed together
Worse combo

catch on the jaw for the lads

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wheres wally

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Railway is such a nice word I dont like it next to 'holocaust'

no lad its ablaze, ive seen the pictures and everything

Lying in bed and listening to Father and Son by Boyzone. Don't normally sleep until like 5am at the earliest so I'll probably be doing this until then or until I fall asleep, may death embrace me during my slumber.

neaw a mean al feyt thi and spark you out

She hasn't replied since last night probably busy murdering. Serial killer obsessed thots are common they're not always obvious I just asked this one what we should watch on netflix she said serial killer documentaries and it went from there

>9 votes for Kay, 5 for Cola
Be honest lads, if you were in bed with either one of those, you'd 100% rather shag Cola

The analysts at CosaNostra Pizza University concluded that it was just human nature and you couldn't fix it, and so they went for a quick cheap technical fix: smart boxes. The pizza box is a plastic carapace now, corrugated for stiffness, a little LED readout glowing on the side, telling the Deiverator how many trade imbalance-producing minutes have ticked away since the fateful phone call. There are chips and stuff in there. The pizzas rest, a short stack of them, in slots behind the Deliverator's head. Each pizza glides into a slot like a circuit board into a computer, clicks into place as the smart box interfaces with the onboard system of the Deliverator's car.

Where is the Chika option?

I saw a woman in heels while wearing this badge.

>These women are taking the piss now

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fuck off boffin

People will deny this because they dont want to be seen as 'gay' even though it's an absurd scenario and no one will blame you for refusing to shag a 60 yr old fat woman

Nah, I would rather take Kay before I go gay.

Pretty useful tbf. Always wondering if they're pregnant or just fat

>tfw even the literal children's cartoon I watch tells me to b myself
noooooo

why do I have to fuck any of them?

I would rather not shag either of them, kill yourself you pathetic tranny orbiting bastard.

It's just a 'would you rather?' thing it's unlikely you will have to have sex with either

Okay I'd rather not
simple as.

>entering the hole that spawned Lee Anthony Hoyland
I just couldnt do it

I'd do neither.
What is wrong with you?

I fucking hate those signs on cars so if I saw one on a person I'd have to say what I usually say, "What do you want, a medal?" Funny how feminism goes out the window and they want special treatment for getting knocked up.

Lee Anthony Hoyland walking around Belfast and throwing rocks over the peace lines into people's gardens

>I'd do neither.
if you do that you'll be killed. What now?

Just don't fuck kids, simple as innit?

T. Shane braniggan

Not him but I'm pretty sure he'd kill himself, as I would also.

new game been released today called corma. a survival one, and free. going to see what that's like and either play that or if it's bob eurotruck simulator 2

>based kilmarnock beating rangers
AHAHAHAHAHAA

Kill me then.
fucker.

Shagging Kay would be tolerable if you put a bag over her head, shagging cola would be unbearable

I'd do all sorts of foul things to stay alive. Bumming a tranny would be easy.

I think that kids should stop preying on adults and fucking them if I'm perfectly honest, bloody little shits.

>he can get it up for a tranny
haha gay mate

Who watching /cleaningup/ here?

>if you put a bag over her head
her entire body is gross so you'd need a giant bag for everything

Shagging even the worst woman is worse than shagging the best man. A fat thigh is less off putting than a penis and bollocks

This. It'd be like fucking a greggs sausage roll without the meat inside
Holy shit, I'm going to fucking gag

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to be honest, i'd cum inside her as well.

>ey up user imma gobble your cock

>putting the mash on top of everything and not the over way around
REEEEEEE

No gravy?
Fucking hell Kay.

>wake up at 7pm
>check email inbox hoping that a company will give me a interview
>eat some random meal put together from stuff in the freezer
>have shower
>browse internet mindlessly until 6am

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>not having everything nicely laid out on the plate.

>random meal put together from stuff in the freezer
what you have user?

had me howling at this lad, well done made me day that did

I have literally shagged a woman on par with Kay once

fucking janny will know exactly who made this post

If you don't want to stick your face between her arse cheeks and give her a good bit of tongue then you're a faggot.

I mean I could guess and say zeus

Trip on zeus we know you fucked some old woman on a caravan park.

Don't you mean gangraped?

you're grinding away lad, praying that one application pulls through

ZEUS MY BOY?
Posting from Hosts bedroom whilst spooning?

especially one with an arse as phat as cola's

Haha post proof for a laugh innit

haha no don't that would be REALLY gay and this is a christian boys only thread haha please don't

I'm out watching mamma Mia with karaoke society atm when I get back I'll post my bum

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fucking dirty bastid you lad

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Haha yeah straight lads only here haha

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Well that's just gay. I doubt she's even killed a fly what a pleb

>karaoke society
you just meet up and sing badly at each other once a month?

>karaoke society

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fucking lmao
The wonders of the north

Couldn't make this shit up, 'sake zeus

*plays shuffleboard along the length of the thread*

Well at the moment we're all watching mamma Mia and singing along to it. There's about 40 of us here

Well we're women and there are some queer gays so no doubt you'd be out of place here

>Zeus sat in the corner wanking off his 3 inch cock while his mates take it in turns raping the poor defenceless granny

>/britfit/ and /drugfeel/ meet up 2019

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>associating with drug users

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>tfw ywn help the drugfriends

Are you actually peruvian or is that a meme

>that fucking face in the back

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>tfw you realise cola forced tilde out

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>arpentaship

thats just how ive seen a chav spell apprenticeship on facebook, it actually made me luagh out loud

Not sure about that. Tilde was posting less and less and seemed to have irl stuff going on

The one in the middle looks like Yasim.

I am half Peruvian and half English

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he is our precious boi

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>when the LSD + MDMA + nitrious hits

Any lads been following the shenanigans of Tim, recently?

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tilde tried to start shit with cola but they clapped back about tilde's edited voice clips and that was him done.

Were you born in peru

Yes I was born in Lima

Ah ok. Hard to keep track of everything here I'm sure someone has a really complicated autism spreadsheet of all the friends/enemies

His new nemesis is the building site

He's also changed his regular script "at my rented flat in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England" to "at my rented flat on amersham hill by the escape lane sign in High Wycombe Buckinghamshire England"

tilde's last posts were banter tbf

Are you fluent in spanish?

Living the life, eh fren.

Imagine going to a job that you actually enjoyed doing which paid a decent rate of remuneration to boot.

trip on tilde, you were trying way too hard and made everyone cringe

>samefagging replies to himself

sad desu, very sad