Mom promised to find me a Muslim gf

>mom promised to find me a Muslim gf
What am I in for?

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>What am I in for?
A Muslim gf

That or a liar of a mother.

A bad time, you shouldn't be getting a gf through your mom.

The kind of gf's I get on my own are either as old as mom or retard alcoholic hoes.
Mom works in a grocery store with a Muslim girl and knows she is decent(but not single anymore), she knows her mom and will ask if there is some poor girl from a village who needs to be married away, Asian Muslims have shitton of kids.

A second cousin

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in what way? My cousin is single at 31, her longest relationship lasted 4 months.

>Asian Muslims
you wot m8?

Kazakhs

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He means second grade cousin, because inbreeding is exceedingly common in Muslim countries.

As a Muslim, I don't know what you're in for or what your mother plans for you, just be safe wallah.

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you retarded? theres millions of asian muslims. god i hate americans.

Don't really care if she is ugly as a sin, I'm fucking hideous. Plus ugly + young, could be a virgin or at least willing to please to compensate for ugliness.

Thanks, bro. I'm atheist, but this country seriously needs Islam desu.

Convert [her] to Christianity. I don't think that muslims are bad as I admire their religious commitment, but they should change their life in the direction of Christ.
traditional Christianity such as catholic, orthodox, oriental, and old believer are the best routes and lead to a healthy spiritual life

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Why do you think that your country needs it? I can't even guess which country was it but I'll just guess its somewhere on Europe, fuck it.

amerilard education jesus fucking christ

It's Russia
>why
Alcoholism
I hate alcoholics
Christianity failed here

Was there any Muslims in your country or at least the area you lived in or have you ever encountered one throughout your life in Russia? Also does Russian people are Islamophobic?

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didn't some russian king/tzar really like islam but didn't make it the official state religion because of the alcohol ban?

I see a lot of Muslims, I live in a part of Russia that borders with central Asia(Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan etc.). There is this huge mosque in my city, but overall Christianity dominates, the thing is very few christians are dedicated, otherwise there wouldn't be so many alcoholics.
I did have some close encounters with Muslims at work and they never did me any harm, I'm far cautious of Russian alcoholics.
>Islamophobic
It really depends on who you ask, but we have biggest population of Muslims in Europe

Yeah, the one who converted Russia to Christianity, he checked various religion and didn't chose Islam only because of alcohol ban, the fool didn't know this is exactly what Russia needed even back then.

I've seen drunk Russian people on YouTube and not gonna lie they can be funny, now I'm not saying being an alcoholism is a good thing but I'll never know the other side of a drunk Russian people. Alcoholics can be aggressive and that's something that I'd also do which is being cautious if I ever encountered them in my life.

There are a shit ton of Asian muslims user, its one of the most practiced religions worldwide

I never heard of Asian Muslims, all I know that we're called Muslims or Mudslims or Sandniggers or Goat fuckers. I don't know what to say on goat fuckers tho but sandniggers are okay to me and I'd take that as a joke.

My stupid Russian alcoholic ex just called and hung up, so I'd call back, fuck that bitch, she is hopelessly degenerate, I would settle for literally any trad gf no matter how hideous(just add hijab) than have to deal with white trash again.

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Christianity permits alcohol consumption but no to an excess. Islam wouldn't have changed their alcoholism

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Do you not know about indonesia? I'm from the U.S and even I know that there are tons of asian countries that are majority Islam.

That's the thing, the only way to solve the problem would be going cold turkey.
Yisss

I'm 1/3 Indonesian but still I wouldn't called it as Asian Muslims. I don't know how you guys come up with that word.

You lucky son of a bitch you don't know how much I want a Arab qt.

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