Anybody here fuck hookers?
I've basically been fucking hookers for about 2 years now and nobody knows about it.
Mostly I just go to massage parlors and get a HJ. But every once and a while I splurge and fuck them.
Whats your experience with hookers? How do you feel about it? I know a lot of you are permavirgins. Why haven't you fucked a hooker yet?
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>Anybody here fuck hookers?
No, but my dad does. On average they're typically pretty ok people. Some of them crazy, and they have a bad habit of trying to over stay their welcome. Sometimes staying 2-3 days after the arrangement until they're inevitably kicked out, or just uber'd away. Not really sure where he finds them, I assume just off the street.
>Why haven't you fucked a hooker yet?
Seems like a pretty shallow pursuit, and a waste of money. But I don't judge. To each his own.
>Seems like a pretty shallow pursuit
I'm just perpetually alone and feel like getting laid every now and then. Probably once every 3 months. In all reality though it's a statement of my failure as a man. A lot of my friends are married now with children and I'm fucking hookers. A somewhat sad existence but what will you do?
I've thought of it just so I could get some experience before finding a gf. But I really don't think I could pay money for a girl to pretend to love me.
How old are you? It's not about love at all for me.
I started doing it when I was 27 bc I never had any serious GF's and wanted to get some decent sexual experience so I wouldn't suck in bed.
Now I fuck like a stallion.
If you aren't getting laid regularly I would reccomend it bc it's a huge confidence boost.
21, and yeah I know it'd be a confidence boost. Still would never sit right with me.
No idea where Id find one and not totally convinced OP has one either
The thought of having to resort to hookers makes me more lonely and depressed than being a permavirgin
Eh marriage is a meme in 2016 + 3 anyways, I wouldn't sell yourself short just yet, or at least not in this generation. Realistically your buddies will just get divorced and probably do the same. I don't think prostitution is bad, I just feel as though it's like chasing the wind.
It doesn't quite sit right with me either. And I'd be petrified if my friends/family found out about it. But it's fucking great. I had already lost my virginity and slept with women regularly multiple times so I can't say about it being your first time. 21 is still young enough to have a normal sex life, but in a couple years if your are still not experienced, I would recommend.
Eros/Rubmaps, I've only used the massage parlors so far because there is the plausible deniability of just going to get a massage.
I'll be 30 in October. I was raised in a super conservative Christian household and can't help but feel that I missed my virginal young Christian wife many years ago. Life isn't a fairy tale I guess.
no way. That same picture is in my favorite album
Well marriage is a meme anyways, and all women are really whores, even the ones that claim to not be are just huge sluts by 17. if that makes you feel any better mate. You can still find a decent if not better woman at an older age but you just have to apply yourself a bit more. Do or don't in the end everyone's fundamentally lonely and damned, you're not alone bro. Just give it some time and you'll see.
There's like two posts about STD's up right now and you want to fuck people who fuck for a living?
Thanks user :) Yeah most of the marriages of my friends are failing. I do wish I could've had a more traditional life. I'm making a lot more money than any of my friends, but I envy their wives and children. I know that they too envy my freedom, but the grass is always greener. I feel like society failed at some point when we should've just had arranges marriages at 15.
it is the oldest profession
hell, i used to give my money to the bar trying to pick up sluts who just give it away. i shoulda just been making a direct cash transaction
You wear a condom goofus ;)
Well I mean it's not too late to have a conventional life if you really want to. And the grass isn't always greener on the other side. Trust me you have money, and the independence for your life to go wherever you want in the prime of your adult life. Most people wish they could undo everything and have that same opportunity. If you had a non serious, steady gf even i'd envy you.
I've fucked 2 hookers so far but its a fun way to let all my sexual frustrations out. I've never had a gf and only one fuck buddy but that was at least 2 years ago. Idk why prostitution isn't legalized and regulated to ensure that both sex workers and the customer are safe from stds and shit. Any of ya'll permavirgins out there go fuck hookers and let all that stress leave your nutsacks it really does help clear your mind.
I don't have enough money. I've got a bit of debt that I'm working through. But I'm still independent in a sense. Still feel like a failure for no gf/wife at 29. W/e. Life could be much worse. What can you do?
I fuck hookers, but I'm kinda iffy about legalization. It's a terrible life choice for women and legalization would cause many young women to pursue it who otherwise wouldn't.
who gives a shit everyone has autonomy over their pussy and dick. People who choose to fuck for money are going to do it regardless I'd just like it to be available to the wider public because I really do think it can help young dudes who can't get laid like myself to at least have the opportunity of sex instead of fantasizing and worshiping women and then hating them when they don't get the puss.
>legalization would cause many young women to pursue it who otherwise wouldn't.
increase options and competition= lower prices
>are going to do it regardless
That's where you are wrong. There is a large barrier in prohibition of prostitution for young women. It's an inherently dangerous profession to meet strange men for illegal sex. They risk death or robbery at least every time and the ones that do it, do it because they are too stupid to conceptualize the risk. Legalization would increase prostitution significantly.
You may say "So what?". I would say it's a terrible choice for a young woman. It's like agreeing to be blackmailed for the rest of your wife. What man would want to marry a former hooker? What company would hire a former whore?
I feel quite hypocritical for saying it, but I would never recommend this job to a woman.
>>are going to do it regardless
where did i say that faggot?
Every week for the past 10 years. Some were 30 minutes most over 1hr, I like to stay 2hrs for 4 fucks and massage, mutual oral, etc.
They are clean and legal here. Funny thing a prozzie here is safer to fuck here raw than a roastie at the bar. These girls check themselves.
Obviously did raw more than once and with the same girl.
Never did anal.
It used to do that for me as well but as time drags on I just don't give a fuck anymore. Too bad it's illegal here.
How the fuck do I fuck Hookers in America and I'm 18 btw
>They risk death or robbery at least every time and the ones that do it, do it because they are too stupid to conceptualize the risk. Legalization would increase prostitution significantly.
Yes, but the dangers of prostitution would you go down you numbskull. Women are risk of death and robbery because they fuck random men on the street with no surveillance. If the service of prostitution was legally available at brothels then the risk inherit to the job would go down dramatically. You're putting the cart before the horse.
good lad. where do you reside fine sir.
she looks just like my ex, but my ex is much much fatter
>mutual oral
I don't care how "clean" they are, you shouldn't eat out hookers bro.
Yeah I've fucked a bunch. There's a place not too far from me that specialises in Asian girls. I've only ever fucked Asian hookers for some reason I'm too nervous to go to a brothel and fuck white girls because I think they'll judge me or be bitches. I've fucked about 20.
>I do not know where to locate hookers
Any tips lads??
Hot, fat chicks are the best.
Watch out for Five-0 and don't exchange the money until you get to the hotel or wherever it is that you are going to fuck her
chubby is okay but not as fat as my whore ex
The """"shitholes"""" known as Romania and Hungary. Now in Romania per moment. Transylvanian-born Hungarian, we get Hungarian citizenship under 6 months so I live in both places to make a living. Got second residence, tax id, etc.
The hookers are better in Hungary per price, behaviour, looks now. The Romanians leave to Germany and Switzerland to make more there, as in the better quality that also manages to speak English at least so you are left cherrypicking among the not so stellar ones.
Price is the same in both countries like in Hungary, 13k huf in cities, 15k huf in Budapest now.
>conversion rate
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99% of happy ending masseuses in Australia are pudgy middle-aged thai women. I've tried finding qt petite white ones but it's seriously a struggle. They all have such a high ego that they see themselves above it. All the whites here charge $300~ for an hour and only do fs because they're in such high demand compared to dirty brown asians they can charge that much.
They are clean and I like 69, so go and fuck yourself. Never had herpes ever.
Maybe you meant curvy. Fat chick turn to the fridge body then their tits and ass sag too like that of a granny. When they loose weight fast it's even worse, most need surgery for extra skin on the ass an silicone pads into the tits.
How much do you pay for a HJ at such a massagr parlor? I paid 40 euros. Still feel kinda ripped off...
What's your source after Backpage got taken down?
Fuck Amerishistan.
Literally this massage only thing is done by the same type of women here in Eastern Europe too. Pudgy middle-aged with horrible skin.
>Muh terrible life choice when being a porn star is legal
Literally the same shit except with a camera
How often do they get tested and how many men do they fuck per week? You don't know who her last John was, and if HE was clean. I like eating bitches out too, but you gotta understand that you shouldn't be exposing anything that can get contaminated to a hooker. Just because something hasn't happened yet, doesn't mean it won't happen in the future.
Live your life though. I don't really give a fuck.
25 years old, been fucking hookers on and off for the past 3 years now. Decided on getting one being a 22 year old virgin, the same age the supreme gentleman went on his rampage.
One of them that I see regularly asked me why I didn't have a girlfriend. I just shook my head. Kept my cool, but the question kinda irked me. Like, why the fuck else would I see you, stupid. I cant get one.
I use erotic monkey and massage republic. Eros is too elitist for my taste and alot of the girls on there expect you to provide references and all sorts of personal information.
Question from someone who's on the fence of trying?
If you cum early do you still have your time left or does your session just end
Yeah. Had a fat one I used to fuck last summer hit me up. She had a cute duo partner so I agreed to the hhr duo. Never really liked fucking the fat bitch, but her partner was cute and had a nice body so I fucked her raw
Only hooker I fucked was at 18 when I was a virgin, not sure what I was thinking
It's fucking annoying. I've been with a few hookers for full service and it isn't worth it because condoms make you feel nothing basically and they're lazy as fuck and expect you to do all the work. A nice blowjob from a masseuse for a quarter of the price feels infinitely better and doesn't leave you sore from doing all the work while they just dead fish and fake moan.
Where are all the qt petite white chicks doing happy endings?
Had a fuckload of pussIEZ at home in 2016 with Joe Lauzon in Belgium but that's stale pasta
You can get hookers from massage places. Like I've been to an Asian massage place twice to get hj. Can I get more there? Hookers aren't legal here
Rubmaps legit?
Massage paylors seem easier than going through the trouble with contacting escorts
Lost my virginity to one. It was pretty cool.
>Where are all the qt petite white chicks doing happy endings?
They don't exist because they can get better jobs. Sex work is at the lowest rung of society. The Asian women doing happy endings likely are barely fluent in English, and probably not even legal citizens. "qt petite" white chicks aren't working at massage parlors because they can do literally anything else, and it would be more dignified and less susceptible to exploitation.
I mean herpes ain't even that big a deal and I'll admit I've gone down on a hooker once before but its still probably not the best idea.
When they bleed they don't work. It's generally then when they go ask for the birth control at the medic and the HIV test. Both are free as in covered by insurance otherwise the 1 month birth control is 6-10 usd depending on version and the test is 4usd. There's OTC plan B pill too without prescription and that's 12usd-ish but can get higher or lower based on the company that made it.
Also you are some sort of neurotic virgin I guess.
HIV from vaginal is 1 in 2500 transmission rate but anal is 1 in 80.
However AIDS is not an East Euro problem, just like Niggers and Islam.
As you can see Russia and Portugal is both fucked. Reason being drug possession is decriminalised in Portugal and Russia has a heroin problem.
I do have a healthcare degree and locally valid license too btw. Just don't practice it since I am in commerce, brings more cash.
Also you imagine them as a victims as well?
Most get a phone and keys to an apartment, they pay the rent per day at the evening. If they stop making money they're kicked out. Next bitch pls. The pimp doesn't beat them nor rape them. He might fuck on or two but that's like max 2% of girls he ever worked with.
I have yet to go to one of those full service massage places but want to. From what I've heard if it's a shady place with blacked out windows with a bunch of girls in the back they'll be down to fuck if you ask for full service. Bring plenty of cash and tip them well too, unless they provide shit service and try to end the session early.
All porn stars were hookers first. Anita Bellini still has active ads in Debrecen and Budapest too, depending where she is at the moment.
mate I live in the shithole USA where every hooker is $200 the hour. Luckily I'm going to Europe in a couple months. Any countries with especially good whores?
>AIDS is the only STD that exists
Look man, I don't care what you do. I was just telling you that going down hookers isn't a good idea in the long term. And you can't say "AIDS isn't an Eastern European problem" when the two largest countries in the region are riddled with it.
That's what I've been considering trying to find. I wonder if it's possible to see if the one I've been to, is full service available. Went twice got two different girls. The second time she tried to get me to do it myself so they wouldn't get in trouble, but I asked her nicely and got her to do it for me. They seem regularly clothed not almost naked so idk if it's full service. But maybe going again they'll be receptive. It was weird because she really put her finger around my butt and I've never felt that before.
I fucked 19yo too here. Last girl was 20yo 155cm and like 45kg. White, she had a slight tan from solarium. She was normal and clean, stayed 2 hrs. It was in a hostel at the end of a town. All /comfy/. You could stay full-night there too. Was with rubber with her could cum easily she was tight.
The rawdogging thing is several types of situation.
>she's desperate for money and gets the impression you will stfu so you just pay extra like 2hrs and stay 1.5hrs
>she's drunk and dgaf
>you are big and aggressive and she lets you out of fear
>she wants to leave the industry and get an anchor kid with you
This last one happened to me btw. No joke, I was that retarded but she didn't even have a tattoo looked like a regular university girl and our personalities clicked from the first moment on she kissed me properly, as in the first time I saw her when I entered the apartment I said "Hi" then I just took her head gently, leaned in and kissed her without even paying first, we made out for a few minutes.
Shit like this is not common but it will be on the menu that you ought to meet one that could be your waifu should she haven't gone down this road. But again I fucked hookers for almost a decade and that's a lot of sample to work with.
Gonorrhoea? 400mg of cefixime once. Antibiotic resistant strains are 1 in 200,000 but you have an additional 80 types like venlaflaxacine or fluoroquinolone class chemotherapy level of crap kill them. Cefixime is for basic pneumonia or a stronger bronchitis that makes you feel utter shit, you'd be taking 400mg as a mid size adult for 2 weeks daily.
Syphilis? 1 shot of specialised multiple penicillin combo, it's literally in a vial says on it that it's for syphilis only. Then you come back after 10 days to do another blood test to see if it cleared up which will be the case for 99% of people.
>those two are skin bacteria will grow under your nails too if you touch someones discarded panties that had discharge on it
Chlamydia? 1 azitromicin pill.
Herpes? It hasn't been proven that it gives you cancer however the strains of HPV found in cervical cancer tissue are 2 viruses from the known 350, most common with niggs and people of Iran. They are nonexistent in Europe.
I am a literal pharmacist. Something else user?
I've had a chubby thai girl only she was mid 20s. Wasnt bad for 160 bucks she was probably the friendliest hooker I've ever had and was enthusiastic, even if it was just fake enthusiasm I like that. Really knew how to fuck. Towards the end she started pinching my left nipple and making fake orgasm noises while jacking me off. It was weird as fuck but kind of hot.
Hungary, Budapest. 45usd.
Mentioned there details Not a pimp.
Anyone know where to get a hooker in NYC?
Most herpes is benign, all adults get them. The HPV that's mentioned to be detected in cervical tumors for women is 2 types of the 350. Most common with niggs and people of Iran. Doesn't exist here in Europe.
What you don't know there's 1 shitty type of herpes virus in Europe that can cause facial paralysis.
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Either makes your trigerminal nerve shut down or go into a shortcicruit. You need anitviral drugs, injections, mild electrotherapy for it. Takes 6 months to recover for some, others are lucky with 3 weeks.
You can catch it from a literal bus like touching the steel bar after someone.
I've been exposed to this more than once as in been around people with it in the hospital. Some have natural immunity. There's no vaccine for it. As in you can make the virus into a vaccine but it doesn't do shit immunity-wise.
Went to a brothel in Sydney twice during deployment. It was great.
I was 23 and a virgin
>haven't had it since
Good for you that europe is a sex utopia. If you go literally anywhere else in the world you don't eat out hookers as a rule.
>letting yourself become a human petri dish because antibiotics exist
Dumbest shit I've eve heard. Not every place or every person has health insurance. Your view that hookers are clean isn't a universal principle because it's not legal and regulated everywhere.
Shit, that's kinda scary. Its not gonna stop me from fucking hookers but I'll remember that if I ever visit rurope, most likely the Balkans.
We have a new form of super gonnoreah that I think is southeast Asian in origin but its showed up in America. Gotta be careful indeed.
>Eros/Rubmaps, I've only used the massage parlors so far because there is the plausible deniability of just going to get a massage.
You live in the US?
Nice to see a fellow Hungarian.
It's less than 0.1% to catch it, and Sweden will have more cases because of the migrants from the Middle-East.
And what petri dish for bacteria? You don't get it buddy. I don't take antibiotics every day or after fucking; syphilis and gonorrhoea makes you have a foul smelling puss coming out of your dick within 4 days of contracting it via sex. It's then when you take it, when you are sick.
Again the antibiotic resistant std is a DailyMail tabloid tier thing. More likely to get beheaded in Iraq if you visit it then to actually catch it from a streetwalker hooker there.
>fellow
Bizonyitsd.
Prostitution being legalized means less roastie whores in the dating pool user
Nitpicking like every fucking virgin does.
>what if I will fall of the bicycle?
Well guess what you will even after 10 years of riding it.
They are countryside girls. Kinda plain looking, good body and somewhat less than average face with a hint of masculine jaw or browbones.
They are all greedy and hedonistic, just pay their expenses and that's it. You can generally talk to them about a lot but don't expect them to be supersayan 356IQ+ educated.
Like you will get the 19-21yo skinny teen but Hannah's face is upper tier compared to the average hooker. Including the outcall ones.
However that kingsize bed is always given, Ikea has them cheap it's a basically a box made of 5 planks, 4 to the side and 1 large holding the mattress.
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Seen even larger size than this in the store for less.
I'm not nitpicking you faggot. I guarantee you'd be teeming with STDs if you fucked whores raw for 10 years in the states.
>hurr durr what if you fall off da bike
No faggot. It's more comparable to drunk every weekend, and coming out unscathed. Your number will get called eventually, and you won't be so lucky if get pulledover or crash. I don't care if you fuck whores raw over there in Eastern Europe. You'd be singing a different tune if you lived somewhere prostitution wasn't legalized.
*comparable to drunk driving
What said plus this:
Of all the dudes I know from work/out-of-work that are in their late 50s/early 60s, precisely NONE of them are married to the same chick they started off with.
They ALL joke about how they've been fucked out of their pensions, savings, and retirement multiple times over because of their 2-3 wives and subsequent divorces.
The ONE exception is an old dude I met through work that is married to the same woman. He married later (27-28ish?) and she was 18. He's in his mid-60s now. Their kids are all grown up and out of the house. He still works because he enjoys it. They're super religious.
So: if you plan on finding a woman and living with her for the rest of your natural born life -- go the religious route. If you plan on getting FUCKED (out of your home, your retirement savings, your pension, etc.)... Just about any roastie will do.
DESU, I'm actually quite happy not being in any relationship. The downside of not getting laid all the time is extremely offset by the lack of financial and emotional burden. That said, if I find someone who I like, I'd probably get suckered into doing another relationship again.
>going down on hookers
All the time. I travel a lot for work, and if I am in a place where hookers are easily available I will get one. Obviously not in Burgerland, but in Europe and Asia.
I spoke to an American a month ago on Jow Forums. He visited Poland, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania just out of curiosity.
He said it was supersafe even when he was alone at 2am in the fucking metro.
Enjoy your ""freedom"" and keep walking around with your 9mm.
I don't live in Saudi Arabia where I could be beheaded for anything. Why should I care? Do yo care of Uganda too?
Yes it is over, it turns into a doorway to another universe unleashing unimaginable terror.
>go the religious route
Lol in Romania religion is virtue signalling, the society is secular materialistic favouring opportunism and strategic boldness.
Bump. Any tips for Vegas?
Because we're talking about prostitution internationally, not just in your country dipshit. You saying that it's okay to go down on hookers gives young impressionable anons the wrong idea that whores are clean, well regulated professionals. That may be true in your neck of the woods, but it's true everywhere, or even in most places. I wouldn't recommend doing raw sex and cunnilingus in places like Thailand, Vietnam, or even the US. Not everyone lives in Europe, there is an entire world outside of your tiny continent.
Now, you do understand why people are taken aback when you talk about going down on hookers?
>but it's *not true everywhere, or even in most places.
I'm 30 and I'm starting to consider it. I just can't help but feel that unless I can fuck them without a condom it isn't really losing my virginity. But then, a hooker/escort either would never allow that, or I wouldn't want the ones that would. Catch 22
Has one ever tried coming on to you whilst at your dads place?
Is 15 minutes for 30gbp a good deal for a local hooker? I just want to lose my virginity and feel a vagina at this point, or am I likely to get stage fright in that limited time span?
>mfw hookers/escorts completely legal and regulated in australia
>nearly 30 kissless hugless virgin and haven't paid for a 2-3 hour good fuck yet
so many qts especially the asian ones. why haven't I done it yet?
I've fucked a Minaj-tier ebony hooker a couple weeks ago, good experience.
Yesterday I (tried) to fuck this semi-qt blond 23 year old chick but didn't let me fuck her too long because her "diaphram" hurt or whatever.
She seemed really bored plus her negro boyfriend (pimp) came down the stairs halfway through to bother her about something idk.
Terrible experience, I left halfway thorough the thing because there she seemed to be in a hurry and just had a bad attitude. Oh well.
I use Cityxguide to meet escort btw.. What do you lads use?
Cityxguide.com bro.
Streetwalkers are a meme only found in Detroit.
>I (tried) to fuck this semi-qt blond 23 year old chick but didn't let me fuck her too long because her "diaphram" hurt or whatever.
That could have been true. If she was fucking a lot that day before you came over or even just in the last few days, it can definitely start to hurt. Think about when you jerk off too many times in day, then try to rub one out just to see if you can. Doesn't your dick start to hurt?
If you're willing to pay enough and get tested it might not be that hard. You're gonna have to tell her in the spot tho, she will say no if you say it through phone. Meet her, tell her you're clean and you've got your tests, tell her you're willing to pay extra and insist a little. If she wont budge try again a couple of times.
If you're unlucky it might be a painful process but with some luck you might have pretty great sex. I'd take viagra too, after 30 years of wanking to bizarre porn chances of struggling to stay hard are big, and it also helps last longer.
This is why I stopped drinking and driving. Yeah, when you keep doing it and nothing happens, especially when it's late and you only take backstreets anyway, it seems 'safe,' but when you get pulled over for some stupid shit, then you're fucked.
All it takes it one dumb mistake, and it doesn't even have to have anything to do with you for you to get caught.
Yes it does, but apparently (according to her) it was some birth control device that kept moving around.
But yeah you're right about her having a lot of sex because some gross 45 year old client arrived too early for a quick session and so I had to hide in the fucking kitchen. She was a qt tho, smoked too much.