I just shit in a grocery bag to avoid leaving my room. What's rock bottom?

I just shit in a grocery bag to avoid leaving my room. What's rock bottom?

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Ok, now what pal??

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Post the shit, OP
Then you'll get a glimpse into what rock bottom's like

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not good enough, handwritten timestamp and include post number

This, and then do something funny with it, like give yourself a shitstache
Or light it on fire

I hate this board so much, you all are a lost cause

Go outside and throw it out, user.
You've been a bad boy.

Be a good boy and throw it at mommy you trendies eating autist.

i've shit in a big b4 but i was a kid and it was a prank. What are you doing op

Make brown with it

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You should upgrade to a poop jug, user. I use an old protein powder container.

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>God has left the server

I kind of like the idea about having multiple shit bags, but this is already stinking up the room even though I tied it off

does the stench not bother you

Shit doesn't smell bad once you freeze it
But what you should do it go to the nearest laundromat and toss it into a machine while someone's clothes are drying

Rock bottom is
>browsing Jow Forums
>see OP
>laugh hysterically alone
>save to computer

Simple bags won't hold the smell. Trust me. I used to shit in sandwich bags and stuff them into empty pill bottles and even that couldn't contain the smell.
It's normally sealed and emanates no smell. I just opened it for the pic.

squish it in the bag, poke a hole in the corner and frost a cake with it

>What's rock bottom?
>7676
these dubs says you are there

Yeah but what do I do with the bag of shit you asshole

user throw it out you slob

Stop wasting dubs you dickheads
OP, listen
>get a pan
>get some oil
>open your windows
>heat up the oil real good
>cut a small hole in the bag
>squirt out small dumplings on the pan and heat them up, about 4 minutes on each side
>flip
>top with cheese
>enjoy

upper decker
drop it in the tank of a toilet
yours or anyone else's

>Drink the whole bagfull in a milkshake.

>Bathe in it.

>Freeze it in the shape of a dildo and shove it up your ass.

Rolling for this also t b h

Go to the grocery store
Buy some chocolate ice cream
Scoop out an amount of chocolate ice cream equal to shit you took
Replace it with shit
Sneak it back into the store
Put it in the freezer
Eat the ice cream you scooped out earlier

Mix it with gasoline or lighter fluid in a bowl and throw a match on it

Leave it on someone's car

Why are you guys shitting in bags and tins and shit, do you poor fags not own a toilet, do you dirty niggers live in India?

I only have vodka but I'm sure that will work, just gonna take everything outside and hope I don't get arrested I guess

I'm terrified of toilets.

Anything flammable will do
Just be sure to document the results

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Robots are too poor to afford their own bathroom, and too socially awkward to share a bathroom. What's left is
> Buy food in bulk via mail order or at a store that has automated checkout machines
> Don't look at anyone, pretend they don't exist
> Hide in room being depressed
> Poop in bags, piss in milk jugs
> Throw away waste after dark attached odd hours
> For extra credit, get milk in glass milk jugs, use these as piss jugs, when closet is full dump out 3 months of piss jugs all at once (down the kitchen sink) whilst roommate is away, then return empties to the store for the deposit money, then buy more milk.

This entire board needs to start winning so the depression goes away.

why wouldn't you just walk to the bathroom

My roommate might hear or worse see ms

Well hopefully he sees you lighting that shit on fire
Do it, OP
My hopes are nonexistently low, but you have the potential to make my night
You could literally be hot shit on this board

i vote shit-milkshake with timestamps for every step of the process

Gud game. Gud combat mechanics. Not so gud world.