Anyone wanna be my roommate?

Anyone wanna be my roommate?

Only 2 rules

1.need to pay half of rent (femanons have a discount)
2.Cant be fucking weird

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>ever rooming with someone from this site
hail naw

how much and what state user

>2.Cant be fucking weird
says the guy asking for a roomate on Jow Forums

this. but nice living room, congrats. there was a time when you COULD find a roommate through Jow Forums. that time is long gone away

Please. I hate where I'm living. would be happy to relocate I have steady NEETbux from govt. Do you have a place in mind OP?

Missouri and dont have the appartment yet but anywhere from like 350-500 a month

OP here I make 17$ a hour and work 40hrs a week and 20yrs old

How much is the rent

I havent picked a place yet but like I said anywhere from 350$ to 500$ a month. If anyone is actually interested We will talk about close by places

is misery as bad of a state as they say it is?

Honestly its not bad. I enjoy it only thing that gets under my skin is all the rednecks. I live close to a city so its not too bad.

Ok OP here Im going to sleep so last call ! if any of you are actually intested I can give you my kik or something

Define weird specifically since you're on r9k
Let's hear some dealbreakers
For the record, I am very clean and organized, but I like to freeze my semen
That being said, I won't use the community fridge, I have a special one that I keep in my room, but that's about it

Sounds good nigger. I'm gonna get my truckers license so I won't be there much. Drop kik

why freeze the semen?
19 yr old femanon okay? i make $400 a day.

Hahaha yeah thats weird sorry.

not a slut, i do government landscape work. not a spic either. white euro immigrant

>1.need to pay half of rent (femanons have a discount)
This is gender based discrimination
Please leave

OP here Kik: devintron_4000

Should I ask how ?

Because it tastes better that way, retard
>femanon
Tits or leave forever

>(femanons have a discount)
These are the same people who believe in "fembots" and don't think women live life on easy mode.

government stuff doing landscaping. not in the us currently but planning to move

How long till your in the USA I would like to be moved within a month

Roommate from Jow Forums? Bold strat.
I might need a roommate but I also just like to not be so alone. Right now, I need to decide if I'm renewing my apartment for another year and staying with my current guy room mate. In that case any 'new' roommate I'd get is just a girl I'd want to live with me for free. I don't need any money, I just want someone do things with and my current roommate is an absolute normie.
If I do end up moving to a different place, then I will need a roommate that pays their half.

Wait wait I need to sleep soon if anyone is actually interested message my kik: Devintron_4000

Im not weird but also funny and nerdyish so I would make a good friend message me like I said if your interested

Wait are you the devintron guy?
Are you a guy? Would you still have a job if you moved?

I poo my pants but I never leave me room so as long as you dont come into my room you wont smell my poopoo pants is this ok OP??