Do people even host house parties anymore? Need to show off my gains to new friends and can't

enlightened and Machiavellipilled

Mexicans do it a ton. I am just a party autist and white so I don't ask or get invited.

They do, I’ve been invited to some and was made to feel I welcomed by them. Legit poopy pants Florida white trash Who wish they were country, just tried to intimidate me so I went and got drunk as fuck on my own with their alcohol

Another time I legit crashed a party just to get wasted. No one there wanted me around and idgaf, even with a few of the duds being cunts to me I just shit it up and did what I wanted. Ended up kicking the house owner in the face while doing a keg stand lmao

bbq is GOAT. The women stay inside and the men get drunk around the fire.

Hell yeah, brother

Workout day, 200g

I haven't been on a house party for years. It's mostly kids who throw those parties and they're never as crazy as those American sorority house parties, so I'm not even mad.

Finished my protein powder two days ago, have to wait for the next month to buy some more, I've been living like a king this month.
>80g of protein, even though I lifted today :(

Does anyone else get the feeling that if they don't get their protein shake after lifting, the lifting was a waste of time?

Fuck that, last time I went to a BBQ I was 14; I got pissed and barely fended off a rapey 35 year old women while her husband and 11 year old daughter tried to ignore it.

If girls do it's cute but if boys do it somehow it's wrong

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ive been dating a christian qt for about 6 weeks. she invited me to a cook out with her church friends this weekend.

WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO TALK ABOUT

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Sauce

Just talk about lifting but instead of saying a weight or "bar" say "the holy spirit" and instead of gym say church
Ex. Yeah today at the church this guy was squatting the holy spirit about 10 times per set.

>2019
>not using a FetLife profile to attend BDSM play parties, where a fitizen can display his gainz and get approached by strangers who want to do stuff to you or have you do stuff to them

Get on my fucking level.

Also: ~90g so far. I'll wrap up the day at about 180g.

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I am 26 and throw house parties regularly.

They are fun, but you need to build a quorum of people who will almost ALWAYS attend, and yet leave space for random guests that will spice it up.

Also, it is somewhat important to find some kind of justification to the party.

Sometimes it is more work than it is worth.

Tell them all about how the Mormons make some good points and Mohammad wasn't as bad as they think.

as you get older they start tapering off, I'm 31 but can usually stir something up every other weekend. Parties are a lot smaller too, but it's nice that everyone's gotten over their sexual frustration, for the most part.

In my city its mostly SJW retards who's parents are always at wine parties or its leftist girls organizing them.

I've turned down probably 5 party invites in the last few years.
If your college age only the frats will be doing them in big cities because thanks to the dumb asses promoting #meeeeetoooo

Thats a reason I avoid them.
If I can go to a party that isn't full of 18 year old horny guys then good.

Damn. To clarify about he whitetrash party, the host was cool, I’d partied with him and some of the others another time. But one of our mutual friends was always a bit of a dick to me. Like typical dumb redneck who thinks he’s actually smart. He brought his sister. I didn’t say a thing to her other than hi when she was introduced to me. Her ex, this chubby dude who looked like if hank hill was balding pasty white and a plumber all in one (but under 5’10”) started subtly saying shit like how he and the mutual friend (her brother) have had to fend off plenty of dudes in the past. I thought it was a weird conversation to start having because it didn’t pertain to what we were just talking about. After a bit I realized they thought I wanted to fuck his sister and we’re trying to subtly threaten me. She was cute and had an ass, but I wasn’t even interested. I realized what was up as they started talking more violent but still passively aggressive as hank hill started positioning himself so I was backed out of the group. After I’d walked away she through a fit and stroked out and when her brother and ex tried to console her she went apeshit and hit them both in the balls and left. No idea if I was being mired without realizing and it made them mad. I was just fucked all the way up off alcohol and weed vape.

The truly fucked up part, my friends girlfriend left with his other friend (and alpha firefighter dude who spent the party talking to her) and he had no idea. I would have told him, but after that shit kept it to myself. Silently laughed as he started bragging about having a 170 iq, this borderlined retarded redneck who didn’t even notice the guy he looked up to just left with his gf.

I'm 25 and still have a house party to go to atleast once a month. Depends who you know

Imagine unironically nuking your social life because "muh libtards."

Threw a fit**
Stormed** out

Fuck I took one .5 mg Xanax and I swear I’m retarded now

270g p
70kg b/w

I didn't nuke it, your concluding I must only socialize at parties, unlike you I socialize outside of a beer bottle.

based and ladderpilled

how are you friends with such people? what kind of work do you do?

Jesus fucking Christ user, just stick with this mindset and don’t catch feelings or it’ll collapse on you

Im 27 and have spent the last 9 years attending house parties. Sometimes I wouldn't hear about 1 for a while and then there would be 1 every weekend for months.

Really the best place to start is by living with lots of housemates, these things tend to form from 1 guy having a friend that lives in a house with another bunch of people. They decide to have a get together and everyone else invites atleast 1 other person.

I'm way past having housemates now as they are a pain in the fucking ass, when they decide to throw a party at an inconvenient time. You never know when someone gets drugs out too.

Also an over-active social life like this is a huge gains goblin.

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yeah I didn't realize exactly how bad it was until I got older, but I was a volcel back then so it didn't matter that much.

Btw by getting “pissed” I meant got drunk

I'm a programmer, most of the people I meet are through friends of friends, sports and activity clubs, work, and sometimes bars and restaurants (including staff). I live in a decently large city.

people host "pregames" before going out to bars/clubs then "postgames" after

House parties? I wouldn't know, I'm 33 years old. Only had one meal today with 24g of protein. I'll consume a total of 150g before my day is over. I'm trying to recomp. but it looks like I'm still losing weight. I've cut my cardio down a bit and added more calories and protein to my diet. Just gotta find the sweet spot.

unironically based, you will benefit greatly from this.

DO NOT GET FEELINGS FOR HER.

I always thought it was pretty fucked up that sexually starved people will pretend to have fetishes just to get into a community that's open about sex. I wonder what % of the fetish community this describes. Imagine of the majority of people engaging in fetishes weren't even into it and were just there for the easy sex. I figure that's a distinct possibility, at least for the male portion of the community.

shit I am hooking up with a similar kind of girl who goes to like boat parties and gets invited to fancy clubs and stuff like that. I was thinking of doing the same thing to get into the rich people partying scene of my city, but I figured I just wouldn't get invited along with her 'cause they just want her there for the sake of having another sexy girl around. Can I actually do this?

it;s like any subculture, at least 50% are "into it" because they're losers and it was the first space that didn't immediately kick them out.

Millennials don't have houses.

>it;s like any subculture, at least 50% are "into it" because they're losers and it was the first space that didn't immediately kick them out.

And that 50% is probably just 90% of the men in the cummunity.

Kek

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YOUR DAMN RIGHT... NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE GUYS OVER FOR SOME RIBS AND BEERS... THE OL "BALL AND CHAIN" DOESN'T BOTHER US BECOS THE SMOKE... AND GOD BLESS,,

JOHN J GARVEY

i'm the original user. yeah you can. i have a huge case of impostor syndrome though and don't know how long i can keep it up. been on a few nights out, even to a beach party, and while people are friendly enough i really haven't had any deep connections with anyone. i'm always the quiet one, even when there's been drinking. i feel like people are curious about me but for some reason most wont' talk to me. catch girls looking my way too. i feel like i'm getting chances but i can't get myself out the autistic mind state i've been stuck in. kinda sucks.

holy kek my sides

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I feel you user. I have pretty much given up on partying. I just smoke and drink with close friends nowadays

oh that's the other problem for me. I don't drink at all. I guess I can just sip bubbly water all night, but it's annoying to have to explain that I don't drink to everybody 'cause they automatically jump to the conclusion that I'm a """"recovering""" """alcohoholic"""

And i thought i fucked up today with only 125g..

this but unironicly

kek

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I used to host them pretty often until a couple months ago because I stopped drinking then. Didn't/don't have a problem with it, but I got pretty serious about getting fit back in January because I started a career and felt it was time to get the rest of my shit in order with that.

My friends still throw house parties.

140g today.