Has anyone here experience with magic mushrooms and how they supposedly help with building a healthy lifestyle?

has anyone here experience with magic mushrooms and how they supposedly help with building a healthy lifestyle?

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Yeah, fire away

I've done shrooms

I fucking love Joe Rogan. He seems like such a bro.

He seems like a very open minded guy who is eager to learn even in his old age. However he seems a little too open minded, such that his brain sometimes falls out.

shrooms are fun. don't really get a "hangover" effect like I do with LSD so I can work out the day after a trip.

>Hey guys if I use illegal drugs to short-cirquit my brain surely good things must come to me, right?

yeah man this is the secret most of us dont want you to know about

>be me
>be fat, lazy, alcoholic, pot smoking, cigarette chain smoking, opiate seeking, junk food eating slob.
>friend: "duuude, I have some dmt, wanna try some?"
>"fuck yeah man!"
>loads up vaporizer
>take a long drawn out hit
>shatter through this crystalline wall
>immediately confronted by this enormous faceless, bodyless, crystal entity whose existance is comprised of the stuff space and time are made out of.
>his voice shatters my psyche
>i can feel it tearing my mind apart by the sheer force of will this entity has
>I am also painfully aware he is whispering
>that if he were to actually speak our world would fall to dust
>the cliffnotes version of what he said can be summarized as...
>"who the fuck are you to come here!?! You're a fucking disgrace where you come from and you dare stain this place with your revolting presence!? You are a vile filthy disgusting piece of shit and I should destroy you for the insult of your presence. You are not worthy of the knowledge we offer, come back when you're worthy"


That was 5 years ago. I quit drinking that night. I quit smoking that night. I haven't touched pills. I haven't even had a single sip of soda or even a tiny little Reeces Piece.

Whatever that thing was would have made God himself shit bricks. Even typing it out and thinking about his has made my heart start racing and my hamds shake.

It was truly the single most terrifyingly aweful experience of my life. And at the same time it was the most amazingly wonderful experience

They don't but if you want a fun night off without wrecking your body it's a good choice. Though it can feel like a 4 hour brain seizure leaving you tired.

If you expect the shrooms to build your lifestyle you fell for a meme but they give you a short period of time where your mind works a bit out of your normal ego. That is the reason you sometimes see the alibis behind your day to day routine that are so engraved that you normally perceive them as unchangeable part of you.

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No, but LSD is good for getting rid of depression and getting your shit together.

First time I did acid it got me to get fit. I wonder if the next one will actually make me get the balls to finally ask someone out.

nigga mushrooms are just a fucking plant

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No they aren't you fucking nigger.

They’re a fungi but they grow in the wild
Should I call the cops when I see a squirrel tripping balls on shrooms?

You either take a big dose in complete darkness or you don’t do it at all

Plants can kill you.
Shrooms are mostly harmless but that's a dumb argument.

No but squirrels grow in the wild and they aren't plants are they, egg brain?

mushrooms can help build a healthy lifestyle, the few time i did them i felt like a better person after. the amount of self reflection it allows is very good for allowing you to see error in your ways. though they are no magic cure all for all your problems they tend to allow you to come to terms with them and slowly start moving your life a better more fulfilling direction. also they might make your belly hurt.

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Here's how to get the most out of your trips:

>Write a plan of what you want to do/think about when you're tripping
>habe close friends with you when tripping, one of them should be sober
>do not trip in parties/raves/festivals
>during come-up, chill with your friends to take away your fear of what's going to come
>enjoy the first two hours of hallucinations and get comfortable with that trippy mind set
>after that, take some time for yourself (I like to listen to music while finding my inner piece)
>remember your list and find out, what you really hate about yourself, what you find good and what you want to change
>however that goes, it will be a lot to process
>remember that it will be over after the effects wear off

Psychedelics granted me the serenity to accepts the things that I cannot change, courage to change the things that I can and wisdom to understand the difference.

well said user

Done shrooms few times, but the real spiritual experience came from LSD

how many grams of mushrooms?

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Thanks user. Two days ago I had to explain to my gf why I love acid so much because she didn't know anything about it, so I was thinking about good ways to explain such experiences and showed her my old plans and trip reports

15g psilocybe americana A
10g psilocybe tampanensis
a huge handful of psilocybe semilanceata, couldn't weigh the dose this time (strongest trip)

These were roughly three months apart. A supposed 120ug dose of clean acid (Honestly, only the chemist who cooks it knows the true dose) was about four times stronger AND longer than any mushroom trip I've had. Maybe I'm just more receptive to acid.

I microdosed at ~300mg every other increasein 50mg every week for a month. It helps but like everything else it only works if you're truly willing to put the work in. It's not going to magically you want to do things but it can help.

Take your quirky comebacks back to rebbit

I'm assuming wet mushrooms because 15g of dried mushrooms would have been stronger than 120ug of acid, which is considered a mild-medium dose according to Erowid.

>300 mg
>microdose
He probably made a huge error here, 350mg of psilocybin for a 70kg adult is a pretty strong dose, that's going to equal roughly 5 dried grams of shrooms. That's several upon several huge mouthfuls and you'll definitely trip strongly.

Psilocybin is active at 0.5mg/kg, LSD is active at 0.05mg/kg

I did 3 grams lemon tek, felt euphoria, like im where i need to be and that i am loved. Visuals were cool too. Im pretty depressed amd shit and it might work for you but it didnt give me meaning. Magic mushrooms wont make you suddenly disciplined and shit you still have to work for it.

I should have clarified, these products are truffels, which contain less psilocybin. The person told me 15g of truffels equal 3,5g of adult mushrooms.

Imagine being such a basedboy. Just eat the mushrooms and stop making such a big deal of it.

I'm taking 300mg of dried shrooms. I get such a light buzz off it it's barley noticeable

If you just want to get wasted and not learn anything, go ahead cokehead. Your approach sounds much more reasonable.

If you're at the point in your life where you think taking shrooms will magically turn your life 180 degrees then I would suggest therapy. That being said, its still fun to do drugs

How is being a beta bitch boy gonna help you learn anything from mushrooms? I'm not saying that you should use them to just get high. But I hate when people make such a big deal of it. Psilocybin is just a mind altering substance.

shrooms make me feel ill and the moderate feelings of psychedelic dissociation and euphoria are not enough to counteract the crushing loneliness i feel whenever i take them

I meant trips in general. I did mention that I'm more experienced with acid. Mushrooms never gave me the true psychedelic experience, maybe I didn't take enough.
But you're right, if it's OP's first time and he's not going to take incredible amounts, he'll have a fun time and should not think too much about it.
I was just trying to help other Jow Forumsizens using psychedelics in a productive/enlightening way.

Fuck that trip sitter shit. Sober people wig me out when I'm tripping in a private place. Not bad in public places because no one really bothers you. If you dont have the mental fortitude to keep your sanity on a trip, then I highly doubt a single sober person can do anything about it either. You clearly underestimate the retard strength of someone tripping balls and having an existential crisis.

I definitely noticed residual happiness for a few weeks after taking them but other than that it's not like they'll fix your life. That's all placebo bullshit. But I think everyone who wants to try shrooms should at some point because it's a super unique experience. I was reading shit on Reddit while on them and the words started changing colors and moving a tiny bit. Never experienced anything like it and thought the effects were overblown in movies like they always are but yeah, hallucinations and shit are super weird if you've never experienced that

"Its completely possible that..."

Most counts I've heard have it closer to ~2g but it also varies based on what mushroom you're talking about

Make sure you don't do too much the first time. I'm a naturally critical person and the first time I did them I did probably double what most people would. The self introspectiveness basically just manifested as me getting depressed and putting myself down for a good couple of hours. Defiantly not fun.
Although I would say it motivated me to make changes so it was't all bad

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Good story, user

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>psychedelics

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Yeah I had a trip once. I went through a roller coaster of emotions, thinking that life has no meaning, there's no point, and realizing I hate myself because I don't change the things that I can. I have depression (learned helplessness) so I can get in the way of myself a lot. I still do but I've been more active in slowly changing myself. I grew up in a household that taught me bad habits and didn't teach me how to be a decent human being. So although I've been making progress, it's fucking hard trying to reinvent the wheel over here.

so are you ever going to try DMT again?

Keep it up, you are gonna make it!

But please don't chew chewing gum with an opened mouth

I've done mushrooms around 25x in my 20's. Mostly good experiences but several bad ones. Personally, I prefer acid. If your are going to try any new drugs you should do a lot of research. Erowid.org is an amazing resource.

I had like the best blow job ever on shrooms but when I was about to come it felt like she had two mouths and I got scared that she had a double mouth like the xenomorphs in Aliens and I made her stop lol.

I've never done LSD so can you explain why you prefer it? Main thing I don't like about it is that the trip lasts for 10+ hours which imo is too much.

There's enough evidence to suggest that psilocybin actually causes neurogenesis to take place

Nice DARE propaganda bro

LOL

neurogenesis evangelion?

Was depressed for 4 years, on SSRIs and hated my fucking life. 3 suicide attempts, self harm, and boozing every night. My life was at its absolute lowest and I had no plans on living to 23.

I did 5 grams of mushrooms 3 months ago.

I am a changed man. I have lost 35 lbs in the last 3 months. I started lifting. I no longer wake up and want to die. I wake up so happy to be alive and get to see this wonderful Earth. I took the self improvement pill, I journal, I read a lot more books, stopped playing video games, quit smoking, and I'm much more social, i love talking to people and i feel i connect with people much better now.

If i had not have done those mushrooms I'd be dead by now. Now I turn 23 in two week, am in the best shape I've been in in 4 years. I don't drink anymore. I am fat still, but I dont look at myself and think "I'm a fat loser, I'm never gonna make it" I look at myself and think "I'm gonna make this body more beautiful than it was yesterday."

I have done no other psychedelics, but I plan on taking shrooms again.

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sounds like you had some serious demons, bro. hope you worked through them and got better

kek dude

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3.5 grams:
>ate em at a friend’s grad party, first time trying shrooms
>felt extremely calm and a bit stoned on the comeup, the polar opposite of how acid comeups usually feel
>almost the whole trip i was sitting on a couch in a sort of basement living room that was adjacent to where the party was mainly happening, just quietly strumming a guitar like a douche and enjoying myself
>there were moments where i would think to myself “huh, i wish [person/people] was here, he’d really add to these good vibes, but if he isnt then thats okay too”
>every single time i had a thought like that, the person or people i was thinking of would come over to me from two rooms away to come hang out with me for a bit
>at one point this rando ass group of girls just came up to me and insisted on talking to me for like 20 minutes for absolutely no reason, i wish i wasnt tripping so hard or i definitely could have plowed
>at the peak i started playing castles made of sand by jimi hendrix
>suddenly i heard a voice not unlike my mother’s that essentially told me to drop all of my insecurities and childhood baggage and shine as brightly as i can “because that’s why i created you”
>as i finished the last riff i started crying a little

7 grams:
>second time trying shrooms
>did it terence mckenna style
>to make a super long trip story short, i became the spirit of western civilization, the people i was blessing with freedom and a desire to expand started revolting against me, and eventually i was killed on the grasslands of south africa. bantu bushmen ate my corpse.
>i went to hell, and after spending an eternity in a black void i started speaking in tongues for ten minutes until i remembered my name (it felt like i was reciting the names of all of my ancestors but it was definitely gibberish) then i pissed the bed to make sure i was still alive

both experiences were 11/10 would try again

he means he took 0.3 g of dried shrooms. not 0.3 g psilocybin

You have to go prostituting yourself just to pay for your drugs. And anybody that's hanging out in a nightclub and you call yourself a bodybuilder, you got no fucking balls.
And you know who you are out there, there are a few exceptions. They got this pretty boy cookie cutter bodybuilder look, they wants to look good year 'round, worry about being healthy and being a movie star, you can go fuck yourself.

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Stay blessed user, you are gonna make it

Some people swear by taking small amounts of shrooms every couple days and say it improves their life overall

thethirdwave.co/microdosing/mushrooms/

you've clearly never done drugs if that's what you think psychedelics do. They're not fucking electric

thanks dawg,

and hell no, I'm not a fucking degenerate or a cow

Yeah user, are you worthy enough for his knowledge yet?

where did you get them? I would like to try them, but I don't want a criminal record.

>having this much calcium on your pineal gland

does your area do any sort of music festival? there should be a person there who can hook you up.

I've tripped over a hundred times, mostly mushrooms but lots of acid as well. Some marketed as lsd, some 2ci, 2ce, mhpt or whatever, and other synthetics that are lsd like. It was all life changing at first but that aspect of it has gone and I trip now for the fun of it. I've had bad trips and lots of anxiety when tripping, it's normal for the come up, but ultimately its always a positive experience with a lasting glow and producing of alternative perspectives that 9 times out of 10 are dumb when I sober up.

Poison ivy is just a plant too, why don't you go eat some you fucking retard.

literally dropped 700ug of acid and a cap of md sunday night
lost my fucking mind thought i was fucking dead or dieing, my mind was blank no self thoughts what so ever. visuals were fucking insane to the point that all the fractal geometric patterns were so heavy to the point that normal objects looked normal and had the patterns covered. shit was so fucking intense i couldnt take it anymore and ran to the service station trying to talk to the dude to call me an ambulance or some cops. woke up in the hospital scared as shit and still tripping balls thinking i was literally dieing with all the random hospital shit. SCREAMING FUCKING ZAP ME BACK ME IM DIEING!!
jesus christ walked out of there 5 hours later like nothing happened
take it easy guys

what's a cap of md?

A few things:

How do you guys feel about tripping alone? I want to be introspective but I feel that I could get lonely and turn things bad. Also, I don't have any friends in the new city I'm in that I'd be cool sharing that I do drugs (most are work friends).

Also how would I go about getting some? Like I said I don't know anybody here and I'm not exactly fine with going to a festival like another user suggested.

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but it has poison in the name

Not mushrooms, but LSD was probably pivotal in my deliberate decision to change aspects of my life I did not like.

>Trip with best friends
>Able to see clearly the behaviors and subsequent lifestyle I was living
>Able to evaluate the negative aspects of my environment and myself without ego
>Realize I'm enabling my own shitty lifestyle and surrounding myself with people who don't care about personal growth or emotional strength

It was a pretty rough eight hours and a pretty rough couple of months afterwards mainly because I knew I had to change everything about myself that I didn't like and had to distance myself from my best friends. But at least I knew what I had to do, and I'm pretty grateful for that.

tl;dr - Free your mind, and your ass will follow

No but acid sure as shit helped me, one tip I can give you is to try to maintain a positive outlook after doing your trip, like positive reinforcement and visualisation and goal setting, because this shit kind of hits the reset button and its very easy to just fall into negative patterns, potentially worse ones than pre-psychedelics.

tripping alone is fine especially on small doses. yea if u are alone and its your first time u might freak out about whats happening and things can go south.
if u want to get some the easiest way from my experience is talk to people especially if u know any stoners they most likely have someone they know who has acid and u can ask them.

i had an insanely toxic mentally ill ex girlfriend in my teenage years it all started out great and i still cherish the early years but she caused nothing but pain after the first two yers. she got to be mentally and physically abusive but i thought i could save her. anyways one night we decided to try shrooms together so i bout 7 grams to split down the mddle. well this bitch decided she ws cared and wouldnt eat hers so i say whatever and scarf them niggas down, then we fucked and shit got weird as all hell. all the sudden I was hooked into a machine due to her having computer and projector cables all over her bed. my skin was clammy and I was oozing sweat jumped up and put my pants on mid stroke and said and I quote "why the fuck am i here" and noped right the fuck out of there. ran right out the front door and somehow made it three miles down the road at a walmart where my mom jut happened to be in like 30 minutes, it was hard to explain to my mom but she didnt pres the matter and could obviously tell i was fried out my mind. the next day i just went and picked up the rest of my shit and life has been getting better and better for me since then though i dont think they help everyone.

first time i ever tripped i did two tabs of fairly strong acid alone in my room. im so glad i wasnt around other people to ruin the vibe, it was fucking perfect

kek, good stories

>Able to evaluate the negative aspects of my environment and myself without ego
This is pretty common on psychedelics.
Mushrooms and LSD are agonists. You notice every little thing out of place, or slightly uncomfortable thing (like litchy clothes).
That's why they say you should trip in a clean room after having showered and groomed yourself.
If you get those uncomfortable things out of the way, you can notice the uncomfortable things in your mind or your life.

For me personally, I prefer LSD. It feels more pure. You aren't "stoned" and tripping... you are just your normal clear-headed self while tripping (if that makes sense).
Unfortunately, real LSD is hard to find. It's all 2CE or whatever. If you find LSD, get it!

My first mushroom trip:
>have history of anxiety
>bought mushrooms from a weird guy at a fest. Never done them before.
>at home a few weeks later, decide to try a low dose just to get a feel for what it's like, and so I'm not anxious when I do them for real
>playing GTA online with a stoner friend, tell him I took it
>after 45min "you feeling anything yet?"
>shit, nothing
>eat some more
>wait another 45min, nothing. eat more
>fuck, I waited too long and they lost potency or something.
>eat the rest of the bag because fuck it
>tell my friend...
>"dude, it's only been 10 minutes... uh, buckle up, I guess"
>It was dope. People in the GTA lobby were following me around, sending me money, trying to show me shit
>Later I looked at myself in a mirror and my head was crooked and my nose looked like a yellow beak
>Went outside at night with my cat and laughed about how we both have night vision now (it was a full moon)
>All the stars were interconnected with a rainbow line between each, like a spiderweb across the sky
>Clouds looked like they were made of slightly colored, fractal triangles.
>Realized I'm a cool dude and I need to trust my instincts more.

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same even though i dont remember most of it