Mire thread-Whitepill edition

No no. He's not gay, he has a GF... Fucking pay attention.

Go ask? NO, JUST DO IT, GO FORWARD!

Long story short I went to prom with the wrong girl
The right girl came to my friends dad's funeral the other day and she was checking me out.
Man am I glad I kept in shape 10 yrs after HS

It’s not hard to get a gf if you try. But you gotta try first. And not anymore anyways, broke up about a month ago.

Out of the night that covers me,
Black as the pit from pole to pole,
I thank whatever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the Horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate,
I am the captain of my soul.

I’m not sure you know what gf means user. It stands for “Gay Fuckbuddy”

>at Costco helping my stepdad pick up a outdoor gazebo that was in three big ass boxes
> As we are in the checkout line the cashier asks if we are going to need help loading it
>stepdad says we can handle it and the cashier turns to me and smiles saying “of course you can, you brought muscles with you.”

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>go to mcdonalds drive thru for dat dere dirty bulk
>order 2x mcdoubles and a mcchicken
>pull up to window, qt black girl hands me my food
>"you look like you could be one a dem hollister models"
>t-thanks you too
>drive home feeling good about myself
>get home, open bag
>stupid bitch forgot my mcchicken

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I always wonder if this is the same user every thread or there’s just a legion of copy pasters

I hope it's just one guy

i think it just happens to a lot of people

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What does a gay mire indicate if I'm a straight guy?

based mcchicken drive poster

that you are attractive, but the gay guy thought there was at least a chance you were gay, enough to risk hitting on you

>See really hot girl at the gym
>She catches me looking at her, I smile, and she half smiles back
>See her again, we are walking towards each other
>She is looking at me first
>I meet her eyes
>she smiles big, and tilts her head down in a flirty way
>I smile

Fuark. Gonna say hi next time I see her. I've been with "cute" girls before, but never one so hot. Wish me luck boyos

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someone post the skee-ball user from the last thread

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sauce?

He was killed user, shame got to him

F

she was black she eat it

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No, stop with the degeneracy.

>at gym last night
>doing some chin-ups with very strict controlled form
>Chin-up bar is facing away from the rest of the gym, but there are mirrors in front
>at the start of every set as a turn away from the rest of the gym I notice (from the mirror) these two girls turn their heads and mire my chin-up form

as I* turn away

:(

same with mine who used to mire me hard. Id send the obligatory pump pics too and she would send pics of her legs since she had great legs. Ive gotten to the anger stage and never want anything to do with her again

>driving to beer festival
>carpooling with guy and girl never met before
>talking about jobs
>grill "oh I thought you were in the military cause of the muscles"
Felt good mane. She was drunkenly feeling my arm later too
>mfw

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Marinara

>at a party on weekend
>wearing cutoff and jeans since it’s getting kinda warm where I live finally
>buddies gf comes up to me outta nowhere and puts her hands flat against my shoulders, like she’s the rain man of measuring people’s bodies or something
>steps back and goes over to her friends to show them “how wide he is”
>I smile at them and roll my eyes when they do their double takes
I’ve always been a skeletal man, but I got into lifting like three years ago and have decent gains now, but it still feels weird bros.

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Making it. Although what kind of sloot does that in the vicinity of her boyfriend damn

She did end up cheating on him at that same party, so that kind of takes away from the ‘mire a bit. Poor guy. Still counts imo though

>be two days ago
>be me, been lifting for 3 months pic related, 19 yo, 6'1, guess 8/10 face
>go to huge music festival yesterday
>drop that x for first time
>installingchad.jpg
>I take my shirt off and just enjoy myself and dance
>walk by girls and get eye fucked like crazy
>guys either touch my bicep and say "great job bro" one even said I had an amazing physique(wat?)
>other guys moch me by flexing in a overly manner, usually skinny or fat
>just tell them they got a good frame and would look great if they lifted
>they just look a bit shot down and say thanks
>one girl legit runs up to me and starts making out with me
>other girl I was dancing in front of just scratched my arm and when I looked back she had the come fuck me eyes
>other 10/10 fucking Spanish stacy starts dancing with me, make out for like 15 minutes

I felt pretty good. Didn't care what anyone thought of me and just did what I wanted to do.

Proud of you if true

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>be me
>uni student in Colombia
>have hot latina milf history professor
>has that sexy librarian look with the glasses and shit
>pretty young probably in her early 30s
>always catch her miring doing the hair twirly thing women always do
>arrive to class early and shoot the shit with her before class starts
>gives me her number and tells me to text her if I ever have any questions about the class
>also have her on normiebook
>one day as I walk into class she squeezes my arm and tells me wow Im so big and tight
>another day tells me Im the best student shes ever had says Im really smart guy
>one day after class she asks me if Im going to go to this restaurant close to the uni
>say yes
>gives me some money and tells me to bring her a coffee when I get back
>jokingly ask her maybe we could go out and get a coffee one day
>she whispers to me “user you know I cant be going out with a student“
>tells me to ask her again after the semester is over

We’re all gonna make it brahs.

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always gets a laugh

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nah nigga that screenshot aint going away

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wow

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Based. You’re living the zyzz life.

Based. Are you a student in the University of Colombia in New York or the country?

we're you in the league game where someone posted that shit

What is dropping the x?

he took ecstasy/mdma

The creator actually wanted to call it empathy, because it makes you extremely empathetic with people while lowering all social inhibitions (on top of making you high, etc)

Chad

Lol you’ve never been mired before?

I get reverse-mires only lately where friends of friends accuse me of having underlying insecurity due to my confidence in my self and posting pics of my after-workout pumps and curlbro arms. jealousy can be a hell of a drug boys. cant do anything but laugh it off knowing that if anything I'm over-confident and that they're really the ones speaking out of insecurity.

right? That's the skee ball equivalent of a mic drop.

F for my poor man. Hope he dropped her ASAP

Yes i've noticed mires, but it's 100% because of the feelgood i'm experiencing pushing my confidence and energy up to 11
>work mainly with women aged 20-40, begun actively seeking me out for conversation, all hold eye contact, laugh smile, look down, with a few having very clear look down at chest then dip lower.
> Get similar looks im public
> GF holds on noticeably tighter, engaging in more sex
> Nurse complimented my arms & veins runing her fingers down it when I went to give blood, commented on how muscley guys seem to be the most squeamish

It's absolutely because i'm feeling great though, big smile, holding eye contact, body language, gorrilla chest popping & wacky waving walk, using the energy to put effort into skin care, hair care, more regular showers, washing & ironing the good clothes etc.
I've only been going gym for 12 sessions over 3 weeks as of this morning so it literally can't be a result of body changes, even with all the great food. Maybe it's the sun

tldr; just be confident bro

damn you're insecure venting about this online

KEK

anyone got that screencap where its someone (cant remember dude or chick) talking about how most men are so rarely complimented that when you actually do get compliments you remember that shit for years to come. really is true, hard to imagine that even just an average looking girl is told how beautiful she is on a regular basis

Or it turns you into a fucking psychopath while you hunt after women. Fortunately it gives you ultra-chad like abilities if you can keep it relatively cool, but I still get a funny feeling from having taken it at a club and having mixed feelings between being nice and genuinely evil impulses.

Yeah it but it doesn't mean as much. It might as well not even be a mire if doesn't impact you.

LMFAO, was it with you?

what evil impulses user?

>be me
>18 year old dyel twink bmi of 18 11% bodyfat (straight)
>Been talking to some anonymous gay dude who messaged me on a weird account who lives in my city
>he said I'm cute
>later said "bro you got muscles" in a conversation where I said I look kinda young
>he's gonna pay for my ticket to watch endgame cuz he's a beta cuck
>I'll take it

>tfw no gay sugar daddy to leech money off

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Nothing better than cuddling and making out and talking about your deepest secrets with your gf while both are on MDMA.

hope he murders you with an ice pick, fag

I honestly wouldn't be too surprised

cope

Hey bro, how is it not insecurity to seek validation online?

Or girlie faggot, depending on the type of gay you prefer

My first mire, some guy in gym came up to me and started small talk,
then said I deadlift very heavy and it makes him very happy even tho he can't do it

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>tfw caught guy miring my 90kg bench
dyel by your standards, i know, i only weigh 70kg and i started going 6 months ago. i'm not homosexual, but damn, feels good to be mired. can't wait for girls to start miring once i start wearing short sleeved shirts.
if i don't get a gf this summer, i don't know what to do.

I chuckle everytime

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bump

My gf showed a pic of me to a colleague, it was a headshot but I was shirtless, you could only see my face and the area around the clavicles, not even my shoulders, and she said "Holy shit he's ripped".

The trap-pill is absolutely real.

>i'm feeling great though, big smile, holding eye contact, body language, gorrilla chest popping & wacky waving walk
Someone PLEASE draw this

He was probably hoping you’d be done so he could do his warm up set.

At a hotel pool big titty blond Milf staring at me in pool my gf gets mad and gives her the stink eye. Other guys are pool were fat or dyel. Not even done cutting yet

Don't forget to supplement 5-htp for two weeks afterwards to replenish serotonin levels, my friend.
And don't drop X more often than once every two months, it's very fun but it is very taxing on your body.

mass media fucks up people and their heads

based Invictus poster

>have coup going on in country (not actually a coup cause current president is illegitimate)
>Go out to protest in support of coup
>We get teargassed and shot hard
>Take off shirt and wrap it around face to combat tear gas
>Have to walk back home with shirt like this
>Bunch of qts stop to stare at me
>Some even go "damn getting tear gassed today was definitely worth it" after looking at me
>None talk to me lmao

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Kek

Venezuela?

Good yarn.
Like the other user says, pay mind to serotonin, XTC has a well known effect called "Suicide Tuesdays"

XTC runs out, serotonin and dopamine levels are at an all time low, don't commit die please and take care.

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Reminder that mire are useless unless you are gaining a gf or pussy from them, or using them to remind your significant other you are desirable

Latinas are basically built for taking white pp

>went to a bar with friends
>they give everybody numbers so they can write down what we order
>cute bartender remembers my number without me telling her
>think its only me
>she actually remembered most people's
i thought i was special :(

Yes, more protesting to do today and I had to go to gym, sigh

Priorities, user. The barbell will be there after Maduro's head is on a pike.

How the fuck have you managed to bulk?

Don't get shot. Russians are sending planes full of their mercs over, it's gonna get hot as fuck.

whos the girl in ur pic?

One should not underestimate the appeal of staying in the same place when living in a society that gives one an overly comfortable lifestyle simply for existing in it.

And that is western society.

whats it like out there? be safe venezuelabro

he didn't, he didn't do benching even after i switched to OHP, and he left earlier than me

>60 years old national champion bodybuilder said my squats are "beautiful"
>40-50 years old woman at the gym asked my if today was my "butt day" (everyday is) then talked about how noticeable my ass is
I'll take it

Kek

I have lost way too much training time already. In 2017 I lost 6months because of protests. Obviously ill go out and riot and shit but it gets tedious and discouraging.

Im privileged, also, its not like im eating that much, I eat 2500-3000 kcals a day, if i lived in the first world is probably eat around 5k.

Not true, they have already sent 50 troops but there's no confirmation they are sending or have sent any more than that. They did force maduro to stay in power yesterday tho. Fucking hate putin.
When the fuck are the gringos sending their troops anyway? All they've done is talk and issue sanctions and threats, we need their fucking firepower

Its horrying. Week lasting blackouts, scarscity, caos , disinformation, uncertainty, hope this is all over soon.
Fucking commies man.

>When the fuck are the gringos sending their troops
Yeah, nah, I don’t want to have another Vietnam thanks. Make Europe do something for once, fucking pussies can’t even get their own “Union” right