I don't eat for pleasure... I eat to fuel my body

I don't eat for pleasure... I eat to fuel my body.

You don't refill your gas tank for "pleasure".... you fill it to keep your vehicle going. And like a fine Italian sports car, my body is a WELL-OILED machine. While you continue to eat biological garbage, keeping your body in the condition of a 1997 Camry with a leaky transmission; I am perfectly calculating the amino acids, metabolic building blocks, and FUEL my body needs.

How does it taste? I couldn't tell you... I haven't "tasted" my Fuel for years.

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>all that fructose
>all that mercury

Just eat deenz, red meat. eggs and sea weed dude just wtf is that gay shit

3.52/10 bait
No one can be this retarded

This sounds like something a fat woman would give as an excuse not to exercise

nice bait actually includes fish

>mercury
retard

>man made fruits are healthy

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>sardines
>mercury

Get fucked retards

small fish have very low mercury levels that's why deenz are so great

Did someone inform you that you dont eat the head of sardines?

93 octane gas tastes better than 87.

what a waste of good fish and banana

>deenz
>Mercury
And even with tuna, you need to eat copious amounts of it daily for months to get adverse effects. And you can just eat eggs or Brazilian nuts for Selenium

You can eat solely to fuel your body but you don't have to make it disgusting. Mash the bananas and add a little water to make a smoothie. then fry and season the sardines to your liking.

EWWWWWWW
fucking disgusting, saw the banana with ketchup and steak before but god damn this is a new level

My sides! I can just see the look on your gf’s face when she comes over for dinner and you offer up sardine and banana casserole. Good one.

Actually no.

2 cans a week max

>My gf
Lmao

Imagining you trying to impress a woman in the kitchen is making me laugh. But then I remember I shouldn't believe anything I see on the internet, and I go back to tend my humble Nipple Farm.

>gf
KEK M8 you just made yourself look so fuckingn stupid

modest kek

fake and gay, film yourself drinking it

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>eating fruit with salt: the fish

i can't imagine how badly this digests

a 97' Camry is likely much more reliable than an Italian sports car.

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>fine Italian sports car
Holy fuck my sides

>implying he drinks it
The nigga said he hasn't tasted it in years. Probably boofs it.

this one goings to Jow Forumseddit for sure.