What's the best piece of fitness advice that you have learned from this app?

What's the best piece of fitness advice that you have learned from this app?

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Cringe is the doms of social gains.

I like that

I want her to beat me to death

You're not worth beating to death user. Im sorry

based

This phrase unironically changed my view of social interactions.

Nice guys don't finish last, boring ones do.

Jesus man what the fuck where did you learn to communicate with people

>try and grab one of their cell phones to tease them and ask if they are texting a boy
Why the fuck would you do that?

If you are a guy, you should keep your nails trimmed. There is no excuse to have long nails. Also, if you aren't very socially experienced, you should not be doing physical teasing. Hopefully you learned from this

I would give her many of my shekels.

holy shit please be fake.

look man, i'm doing dietetics at uni, and even though the link between dietary cholesterol and LDL levels is sketchy at best, don't be eating 12 eggs a day.
12 eggs a week is a better idea.

This is fucking funny but honestly take to heart the post you just replied to. An event like this can only really be called 'cringe' or 'embarrassing' in reference to the perfect version you imagined in your head. But this perfect version didn't happen and can no longer happen. So there's no point wishing about it. You now have experience, albeit at the cost of this particular opportunity. With this experience you can better approximate your ideals in the future and come closer and closer to actually nailing a social interaction.
Even still you ideals are useful but can never really be actualised. You will never live up to perfect images of romance, peddled to you by Hollywood and cultural fantasies. Whilst it's obvious that this interaction was undoubtedly not the desired outcome, it would be stupid to judge it solely against some perfect outcome. Good job user, we're all gonna make it.

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Well I have this line I've refined when I steal a girls cellphone, I ask if they are texting a boy then if they say no, I force my number on to the phone and say "now you can".

I think it would be badass if I pull it off. just need to work on my dexterity so I stop stabbing them with my fingernails on accident

Being strong does not make you strong.
If someone asks for stats and pics in the middle of a debate about lifting weights, you have won that debate.

yikes m8

diets of any kind besides pure calorie restriction are memes (studies proven conclusively calories is all that matters)

0.65/lb protein is all you need (proven again, with real athletes)

being fit/strong has no correlation to being actually competent in any way shape or form (mentally, physically, or martially (fighting).

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>0.65/lb protein is all you need (proven again, with real athletes)
All you need for what? Hypertrophy? Maintenence?

for anything and everything

What about doo doo in ur buuuUUUUUuuuutt?

t.dyel

My advice, is if a woman looks at her cellphone even after a little convo, she isn't interested in you. Don't bother dating women who aren't interested in you.

>try and grab one of their cell phones
>I introduce myself to them
do you see the issue faggot?

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You’re a fucking loser, faggot. I’ve been eating numerous eggs a day for years now and my cholesterol has gotten better, not worse.

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You’re also fucking retarded. Go kill yourself.

user...no

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You absolutely should cover the cost of the repair. Who the fuck does that shit?

seething landwheyl

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okay elliot rodgers, don't date on-call medical professionals then, or just any woman who has a life outside of looking for men to get attention from

Buttfuck your dick, fuckfag.

bitch mother

I think you should stop listening to the devil on your shoulder I think he just wants to fuck with you

Lmao you fucking cavebeast

This is incredibly based

>be me
>crush on girl
>ask her out
>she says yes but then bails
>see her every now and then but just ignore her
>reeeaally want to talk to her again but feel like a creep
>dream about her
>ignore her in my dreams

Even my subconscious cucks me

> app
Excellent bait.

If she wants you, she'd make it easy for you.

if she was on her phone the entire time that would be a problem, but if she was waiting on an important message or phone call and your first reaction is "she had a conversation with me and looked at her phone for a second therefore she isn't interested in me therefore isn't worth my time" you aren't mentally stable enough for the dating scene

Whatever the case, neither of us were there to personally witness it. From what I've experienced though, looking at the phone for an extended period of time rather than at the guy conversing is usually a sign of low if any attraction at all.

And by all means, keep chattering on and being pleasant, but I wouldn't have made a move, until she shows more traits of high attraction instead.

How to fast and get lean. I had no knowledge on how to do it right to where I didn't feel like shit.

>if you want it, then youll have to take it, but you already knew that

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>e phone for an extended period of time rather than at the guy conversing is usually a sign of low if any attraction at all.
key word:extended period
you talk about it like if she checks the time she's uninterested

>girl looks at phone while hanging out with you for what is longer than a couple of seconds
>you don’t immediately 360 and walk away
This is where yoh failed

I eat 30 eggs a day, LDL and cholesterol has nothing to do with heart disease, it actually prevents it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4uGravo_p_w

m.youtube.com/watch?v=wlVMFxu55qE

m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6tjdmBrh28

> cico is a that matters

Please shut up

>Studies of eating a single meal per day18 found significantly more fat loss, compared to eating three meals per day, despite the same caloric intake.
18. Stote KS et al. A controlled trial of reduced meal frequency without caloric restriction in healthy, normal-weight, middle-aged adults. Am J Clin Nutr. 2007 Apr; 85(4):981–8.

And he didn't say for how long they were looking at their phones. It was at least long enough that the poster thought it was "Hail Mary" time. How long was that? He didn't say.

Not sure I understand your post. Please spell it out for me.

It could've been worse

Please for your own sake, stop believing anything a PUA says to you, with the exception of David X which itself doesn't consider himself a pua

I wasn't talking about that specific user I was talking about the one saying women aren't worth your time if she dare look at her phone

also most of y'all dumbasses here aren't exactly trustworthy narrators especially when it comes to females, I've learned that when I saw an incel call a woman a whore for having a highschool boyfriend or just any incels emotional abuse stories

>he hasnt play the 4th sequel of the edgiest game in history
youtu.be/Kx_ohz5OkcE
Just the first 30 seconds

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This isn’t some tip creepy PUA gave me, this is my own hand crafted move. Original, simple, easy and funny. I just have to get better with my hands. That’s the trick.

You can sure tear those strawmen in half, that's for sure.

I'm saying that her looking at her phone during a conversation for an extended period of time isn't a good sign that she is significantly attracted to you. By all means, keep being friendly/funny/etc, but I wouldn't date them until they show more significant signs of high attraction.

what the fuck

No it actually couldnt of. Loses confidence, his money, as well as that girls finger from his cavedwelling fingerclaws

But it's litterally called an app: floens.github.io/Clover/

I get you now! I always thought the "edge" added to the humor, so I never thought of it as being properly edgy.

sometimes it's good when women gain weight

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These tits should be illegal

Oh wait they are

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my gf looks like right and just started eating more and lifting. any examples of a level above this?

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oh yes

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Iron man did the snap and died.

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Ive scene kidney stones with less edges than DMC

>you broke a 1,000 iphone trying to tease an adult who doesn't see you regularly
>your only female friend is your cousin
The only way you can get out of this hell is by having more male friends. More male friends will lead to more male friends whom have girlfriends, which will eventually lead to friends of friends introducing you to girls at a similar stage in life. My cousins are hot as fuck and way out of my league so I know better than to try and get with their friends.

to not take advice from this place

When you put it that way...

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Not to trust women.

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therationalmale.com/2016/12/28/disassembling-oneitis/

Repost, but true

this:

based

Yeah, pretty much. The only people you'll hear shit on SS are Jow Forumscels who think one squat=instant t-rex mode

Top kek, but also top woah

I haven't seen this level of autism in years. Stay safe out there, buddy.

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hot damn, I think this user may be on to something

What does make you strong, oh wise stat-less pic-less one?

This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang, but a standing ovation.

>a standing ovulation

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That was no help at all. We already knew all women are thots, now I just know I'm fantasizing about thots instead of women. If I can't get my oneitis out of my head in the next couple months I'm gonna take the gaypill.

Arya did the stab and the night king died

>from this app
>app
I want zoomer newfags to leave

what does this mean? that when you cringe at other, or yourself?