You workout, right user?

>you workout, right user?
>yeah he does, look at those biceps!
>now lets see your 6 pack user!

What do?

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sorry for making this thread guys
I'm just depressed that I don't know how to work out my gay little faggot abs.

What do?
Should I get ab implants like that asian?
Should I just continue fucking gay niggers?

turn 360 degrees and run away

>user what are you talking about?
>do you have one or not?
>uh.. nevermind user we are going back to staceys house for a slumber party
>you must be too cool for us

Fucking normie bitches.

thought you'd never ask.

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I do have a six pack. It's everything below the belly button that's an unholy mess. Why can't men wear mom jeans? That'd be so much easier than trying to cut those last few kilos down.

I have a six pack but I don't feel comfortable with my shirt off
Please respect my privacy

>not doing it for free girls, what do you have to show?
>haha just kidding
>How about next friday at Brandon's b-day party? He's got a swimming pool

proceed to come on fit and make threads about how much core workout and fasting to get six-pack in 2 days.

>I'm sorry ladies, my boyfriend would be upset
Then turn 360 degrees and mince away

>heineken

>Show glutes instead

hahaha hes a virgin

You will find out in my bedroom tonight ;)

Y-you too

>lift shirt up to show my six pack
>but not too high so not that faggy tittie slip

Just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of "How's this for starters?"

Don't test me.

>Slap all of them until they're on the ground
>I'm sorry, thought you asked to see my 6 slap

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Disgusting taste, pleb tier. Sad!

>user we are in the bedroom can we see that six pack now
>y-yeah here
>user you lied to us! Get out creep!

r9k virgin roleplay posters deserve to be shot

When you are in the bedroom it doesn't matter anymore. She is yours even if you have a 2inch dick

Abs are for faggots.

Theres 4 of them they wanted to see what you promised and they even thought it was weird you werent comfortable showing them your fake 6 pack anywhere but the bedroom. You have a dirty mind and now they have you blocked on face book and everyone on campus knows you as a chad wannabe 0 pack freak!

Your thread is shit, fuck off

Why are u so mad u cant develop a 6 pack??? Lmao seething incel

Post body you faggot

They're all ugly though. Look at them individually. All faces are retarded and 1/2 are tomboys

You’ve never talked to and will never touch a woman

Kill yourself r9k fag

>"I-im still cutting"

On a side note, lots of seething ab-lets itt.

Post 6 pack

-grab her by the throat-
back the fuck off?!?

>now lets see your dick user!
WHAT DO I DO?!

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>pulls a no you
Expected as much from a dyel robot

>not already having it out and erect like a proud chad

>get a really serious face
>become extremely red
>start sputtering
>"u-unrealistic standard"
>all the women burst out laughing
>trying to suppress my tears really hard but it's not working
>this only makes them laugh harder
>fully weeping at this point
>run away
>block and delete all their contacts
>delete all social media
>begin fasting until I have abs
>once I've achieved them get facial reconstructive surgery, move to a new city and get a new identity
>begin anew
alpha as fuck

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because of the implication

>I -I dont have a six pack
>I can squat 3pl8s for reps tho!