Yikes that guy thread

>that DYEL who makes threads about other people in the gym because he's too much of a social retard to actually see past people's appearances

>that guy deadlifting 50lbs with gloves on

>that guy wearing a belt to work out on the machines

>that girl who has been in the gym for an hour and hasn't done anything but talk with anyone

>that fatass with a metal band shirt who hops on the treadmill for 5 minutes and then goes home

>that 5'5" dude anxiously lookin for the PT to know which exercise to do next

My favorite
>that group of literally 7 people who migrate together from one machine to the other
>like 4 of them don't ever do anything but stand there

Fuck my gym, dudes

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>Those basketball players who are total curlbros who bench more than they deadlift

>that roider who drops dead
Every time

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> who my gf secretly calls daddy

>that group of literally 7 people who migrate together from one country to another

>That guy that scratches his nose all the time

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Made me smile, user.

>wideboy asian manlet
>has expensive lifting shoes, belt, knee wraps, wrist wraps, and fitness fashion clothing
>spends like a fucking hour on each exercise and takes 10 minute set breaks
>won't let anyone work in
>despite being a manlet still pulls sumo
>has shit stats but acts like he's at a meet every workout
>literally squats 1.5 plate and pulls 2.25 plate

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Oh i'm not scratching, user.
I'm digging in there, making it look like scratching.

>That guy on DMAA and caffeine whose heart exploded in his damn chest
RIP

>mfw Im atleast outlifting someone who is in a greentext

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>that guy who stinks like cum

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>that guy who judges everything you wear to the gym

Basketball shorts are accepted
athletic wear.

W-what race is he?

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CAN YOU FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THIS TYPE OF SHIT AND NOT RESPONDING, I NEED TO KNOW IF I SMELL LIKE NUT

> the guy struggling to even bench 1 pl8

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>that guy candidly watching the gym loli doing her stretches with skin tight leggings and no underwear on

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How dare you summon me mortal

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>that guy

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>that guy who rips a loud fart during a squat

>that guy who finds every excuse to work next to a girl with any sort of tights on

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oh shit i thought i was the only one who did this

do you think people notice?

>that guy who reps 225 with gut hanging out of shirt
>that guy is me

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are you ugly? if so, ya

that guy sniffing on other guys penises

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>That rageaholic that goes near mental when something annoys him and starts cussing like a sailor

True story, I went to take a shit in a bathroom stall at my gym. I always wipe the seat down with TP and use a toilet protector.

The TP wasn't ripped and I couldn't find the spot to tear so I went into the next stall. The rageaholic comes in and after about 5 minutes I hear the TP being fumbled with.

After about 30 seconds, "Fuck... STUPID FUCK... YOU GOT 1 FUCKING JOB... DAMMIT... BULL-... FUCK!"

He starts banging against the TP receptacle and he finally finds the tear point. It took everything I had to not start laughing because I didn't want this guy to come kill me while I was taking a shit.

I caught the Zizek, it's a painful existence

probably me, i swear like a racist sailor when i stub my toe so TP fuckshit would give me a stroke or something

Pre always makes me really irritable like this, stopped taking it because of it

>that dudebro who watches his favorite nba team on his phone in between sets and literally claps when they do something good
I want to fucking kill this guy

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>the asians in polos and jeans on the treadmills

>converses
>manlet
>wattle boter on rack
>lmao 1pl8
>basketball shorts
>anxious glance

only the dead can know peace from this etc etc

lost

> That quiet Eastern European looking guy who is strong as fk and has perfect form on everything.

>that guy who loads 2pl8 squats, goes as wide as sumo and bobs up and with the weight on
>that guy who curls on the flat bench
>that guy who cat-backs deadlifts while using straps and gloves
>that guy who walks around with invis watermelons
>that guy who tries to brag about his lifts to females

All the same guy, and he's the most insufferable person to see at the gym. Sometimes I go just in case he fucks up and kills himself doing dumb shit. Dont wanna miss out.

>that guy who brings his portable speaker and blares shitty music

This is literally me minus the converse what's wrong with this.

>puerto ricans

>that boomer who has to seriouspost because he feels attacked on 4channel

>manlet
>wears running shorts and a tank top
>glasses
>expensive running shoes he never goes running in
>tries to pretend he doesn't see anyone but is constantly looking at people
>eye field switches between confident stare and autistic eye glances at the floor
>constantly wiping/sniffing nose for no reason
>barely sweats

its me btw

>that upset zoomer who cant handle bantz

Me. It’s a tic

White, kinda pasty, maybe 5’11?

>that old man who shows up in khakis and just watches people work out

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>that guy who does heavy 1RM a bunch of times and wears a baseball hat

What's his fucking problem?

>brown "people"

>that guy who prances around the gym

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>that guy standing up between sets

>that black lady who straps weights to herself and does some weird running dance around the gym for half an hour

>that guy who actually looks semi built, but has completely fucking awful form on everything

>that kid who obviously is just starting out, but watches you do a set and ends up doing half reps at almost your weight trying to keep up

>the obnoxious group of 3 high school kids doing nothing but bench press for 30 minutes

>that one black guy playing rap music on his phone out loud on his phone and carrying it around

Guy benching less than 1pli who wont take advice

I'm a beginner. Benching less than one plate. Y no one give me advice?

Perhaps you have passable/good form but are just small. How are you built?

>manlet
>wears running shorts and a tank top
>glasses
>expensive running shoes he never goes running in
>tries to pretend he doesn't see anyone but is constantly looking at people
That's me but i definitely look gym goers in the eyes and gym thots in the ass.

>that 80 year old man who takes the machine you were going to use
>does 500 quarter reps of 1lb
>doesn't clean it after and just walks off

I hate having to teach old people common fucking courtesy, they always act like they're above it somehow, fucking worthless old pieces of shit.

that guy wearing a hat indoors

>having a gf
delet

Phone speakers that go above 50 decibels should just outlawed. It literately doesn't make what's being played, it sounds like pure shit regardless.

>those 2 spic's with american accents that use literally 10+ pieces of equipment at the same time, lift bitch weight, sing really loudly with their headphones in and never re-rack their equipment

I really like smelling my own cum as I sweat, it has a soothing effect on me. I eat lots of fruits so it always smells/tastes good. I feel bad for the people next to me however.

>American accent
What does he mean by this

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>those boomers sitting around watching tv for an hour after their workout because theyve got nowhere else to go

god I am unfit to breed

they sound like faggots

Florida?

>That 45 year old who walks around the gym for an hour and a half, making videos of himself on his phone and stops to type away on his laptop he has set up where you leave your bags

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Holy shit you just reminded me of this old lanky guy (dude looks like he's got a foot in the grave already) that goes to the gym on campus. A friend of mine that works in the gym has told me he's apparently a professor; but anyway, he just comes in, does these weird neck stretches for 20 minutes and then just steals the lat machine or seated calf press when someone walks off during their set lmao

>that fatass with a metal band shirt who hops on the treadmill for 5 minutes and then goes home
A friend of mine does this. I caught him walking out once 10 mins after I dragged him to the gym and all he did was going 60 rpm on the stationary bike.
Dude kept complaining about not having a gf but never pulls through when I try to help. Why are straights like this?

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what's wrong with doing curls on the flat bench?

You know how rednecks sound to city people? That's how Americans sound to everyone else

cпacибичкa aнoн ))))

>that one guy who looks DYEL but does perfect form for everything at impressive weights
>that one white highschool kid that juices for [insert sport name]
>the one boomer dad that's trying to get Jow Forums for the sake of reliving past glory
>that one dude that grew out his hair and always stops midset to fix it
>that one qt that's too shy to workout and only spends 10 minutes actually doing anything
>that group of people that always compete in various lifts, having fun, and all around bring positive vibes
>that one fat guy that's beginning and very optimistic and tries hard
>the gym thot that does booty exercises for like 5 minutes and then takes selfies for the remainder
>that guy who looks like he's about to die on his rest
>that guy who always forgets their gear at home but still works out in jeans

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>>that group of people that always compete in various lifts, having fun, and all around bring positive vibes
>>that one fat guy that's beginning and very optimistic and tries hard

potential crossover episode in the future?

>that guy who carries a gym bag with him while working out

Do starting strenght for 3 months
You will be well above 1 plate after that

>that 35-45 year old dad that works out at the uni gym
Why? If you're graying you need to stay away.

>that one guy who looks DYEL but does perfect form for everything at impressive weights
That guy is a legend

>that guy that wanders all around the gym in between sets

nothing wrong with rubbing your own semen all over you body faggot

I work out at a gay gym and some guys come in with these. Makes you look like a huge fuccboi

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>manlet with a stringer and sweat pants who uses every set of equipment at the gym

Fuck him

some more I found

>that one guy that's always there and works out from when you enter to when you leave
>that one weeb that tries to imitate the OPM workout
>that one guy who smells like sour sweat before even doing anything
>that one girl that works hard and posts her results on snapchat for a week and never shows up after
>the one guy that looks extremely serious (and lowkey dangerous) in the gym all the time and is also mysterious as hell
>the new years resolution dude that sticks to it for the year (kudos)
>that group of white highschool kids competing each other for curls and pushups then leaving
>that group of native american highschool kids competing each other for curls and do farmer's walks together then leaving
>that group of black highschool kids competing each other for curls and dumbbell overhead presses then leaving
>the one guy who is visibly always checking his results after doing a set and looking visibly ecstatic
>the twink with god tier genetics that's straight

>>that one guy that's always there and works out from when you enter to when you leave

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just got back from the gym:

>that guy who walks in with is friend
>hovers around the other people doing workouts
>spends most of the time on his phone taking videos of the weights room
>goes to do tricep pushdowns
>worst form I've ever seen, only about 1 in 10 are the full range of motion
>performs them as fast as he can like he thinks you get better gains by going quick
>goes back to hovering around everyone else on his phone

>that guy who's under 6' but still trying to be aesthetic

>bringing a toilet protector to take a shit
How can you be bothered? For one there's without a doubt more gross stuff on the door handle than the toilet seat unless someone literally took a shit right on the seat.

>coming up on my 30th
>I've been lying about my age
>worried the PTs know
>they're just toying with me
>I'll be banished to the boomerside of the gym if they find out