Best lift to train for dragon slaying?

Best lift to train for dragon slaying?

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Bench press.

Throw a bunch of javelins. I’ve got a spear range set up out back I use to train for the day the scaly menaces return. As you know, they have VERY tough scales to puncture so you’ll need a very strong aim to pierce through their neck or belly where it’s softest.

dragons don't exist and your escapism is preventing you from tackling the real problems in your life.

Stop playing Fag Fantasy XIV

:(

Just fuck fat chicks. Where im from fucking fat chicks is called slaying dragons. Cuz you gotta slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

>just pick up permanent debuffs from random mobs user

This or an incline press, youll be stabbing through tough scales and since dragons can grow quite large expect to stab at an upward angle

JUMPING:
>Barbell Lunge
>Dumbbell Lunge
>Power Clean

THRUSTING
>Dumbbell Flat Bench
>Close-Grip Barbell Bench Press
>Military Press
>Dumbbell Shoulder Press
>Dumbbell Incline Bench Press
>Arnold Press

THROWING
>Bicep Curl
>Hammer Curl
>Skull Crusher
>Viking Press
>Dumbbell Neutral Grip Shoulder Press
>Pendlay Row

I usually shame people for being dicks on here, but he's right. I say this with love: grow the fuck up. Speaking as a former addict of alcohol, all kinds of drugs, porn, vidya, anime, and junk food; all that shit that feels good in the short term will leave you feeling like shit in the long term. The shit that makes you suffer in the short term will lead you to a sustainable happiness in the long term. Lift. Do cardio. Eat healthy. Study. Learn a language. Learn something an art or an instrument. Learn a craft. Fully apply yourself to your career and education. After a few weeks you'll learn to love the stress becuase you'll feel good about yourself for the first time in your life, and so you want even want to escape from life anymore. Took the first 28 or so years of my life to figure this out. Learn from my mistakes bro. We're all gonna make it.

/thread

Top kek

Damn

its a shitpost retard

this is the absolute state of the body builder. instead of putting jumping, thrusting weapons, or throwing spears as an actual exercise, he just says
>bicep curls

most who play that game are trannies so they have no life to worry about.

trying to get the layered armour of that in mhw

Turkish get ups to rez quicker when you stand in those aoes

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Based dadnon

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Don't listen to them OP. I lifted until I became confident enough to fuck a new chick everyday of the week. I havent played vidya for years since I became fit and I miss the quite nights and weekends where I could just sit down and enjoy a video game. I tried reinstalling fallout dragon age battlefront etc and I can't even play them for 30mins without getting up and doing stuff. A week later I come back and uninstall. I don't have my innocence anymore, I can't watch anime... My life is just work, eat, sleep, fuck chicks, repeat. My old hobbies and loves are gone :'(

cringe and bluepilled but still /thread

Bicep curls. Why use a spear when you can use GUNZ?

What if I became a loser without having any of these things in my life and got into vidya later?

Squats. Extra height on jumps

>ITT jaded adults who were too weak to manage having lofty unrealistic dreams and a good personal life and mindlessly drone "grow up" because they can't stand the idea that some people might actually enjoy the things they had to give up on
Remember it's perfectly healthy to imagine your life in fantasy worlds, and in fact makes your life much more livable. Don't castrate yourselves out of fear that your dreams will get in the way of everyone's expectations of you. Remember they are your childhood dreams because they reflect the truest nature of who you are and aren't poisoned by cynical adults who resent the fact that they have no expectations of themselves and cope with this by pretending their "real world problems" are important and mature.

I have no debt, great job offers, and graduated top of my class, but my dream has always been to build a real life anime mecha to fight aliens. It's what motivates me to hold myself to a higher standard because I see everyone around me doing the bare minimum to get money to move up and survive. Remember that it doesn't matter if you never kill a dragon, but that every day you gave everything you had to be the man who could do it - and died uncompromising, the life you wanted to live.

You are free bros, don't let anybody tell you your lives are misguided or wrong. You're free.

>Best lift to train for dragon slaying?
>Best lift
>lift

DYEL fucker

Hip thrusts

Meanwhile I was figuring out what kind of training so I can suplex a train

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Even more based and redpilled

high iq

Grand

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What's the best workout to be able to wield a claymore sword effectively?

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Get a big ass lead pipe and hit a post with it until failure.

so you mean fucking fat chicks?

>implying I won't need my spearing skills when the whales come storming my house during the societal collapse

you're not welcome in my bunker faggot

Based post

lmao this is bullshit. good troll post user

Have sex, jeez