>Be alone at the gym
>Just a moment later some 18-20 year old skinnyfat manlet enters the gym
>He nods for a greeting and goes to the lat pulldown machine
>Does 30kg clearly in agony
>Has the worst poker face ever
>Moves to a different machine after few minutes
>Rotates through all of the machines like the place is some fucking amusement park, always with 10-30kg in weight
>My_gauge_is_full.rar
>Ask if he's sure if he should be here
>The skinnyfat looks at me confused and starts stuttering "h-h-how so?"
>"What?"
>"How now?"
>"WHAT?"
>I throw the dumbbells on the floor and start walking towards him
>"I ASKED WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?"
>Runs away with piss in pants
>Everything_went_better_than_expected
>Haven't seen the guy after that
>Gym culture saved
Yeah so have others had similar experiences? I still have a fucking epic feeling, I can just imagine how the kiddo stuffs burgers into his mouth at his house and cries about his virginity
Be alone at the gym
Big if true
I hope he comes back a roid monster and makes you his gym bitch
So how should somebody like that peruse a gym, so that this does not happen? Please advise.
Haha you sure showed him. He’ll never try to improve himself again, not at YOUR gym! That weakling better learn the only person who can get strong is YOU
Sure is summer in here.
How was the makeup sex with him afterwards?
OH LOOK EVERYONE, IT'S YET ANOTHER """SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED""" THREAD! HOW UNIQUE AND AMUSING! not
So be honest with us, OP:
>(You) are the skinnyfat faggot who got chased out of the gym after pissing his pants, AREN'T YOU? AREN'T YOU!? ADMIT IT!
Just fuck off, cancerous faggot, and your bullshit, off-topic, useless-ass excuse for a thread. KYS.
You aren't man, you're an insecure child. I could literally rape you if I wanted to, and there would be nothing you could do to stop me. Yet I still offer encouragement to everyone and advice to anyone who asks at the gym. You are never going to make it.
That was me you yelled at. I'm going to be there today around 5:30-6, you'll leave me alone, right?
cringiest shit i have read in a while, what's even worse is that this certainly did not even happen and is just a mental image u create for ur insecurity
absolute disgust from me, kys as soon as possible
Why would you do that?
A true Jow Forumsizen would either mind his own business or try to help.
this
Weakest b8 of 2019
1. This never happened, it's bait (and not very good bait)
2. OP very likely has never been inside a gym in his entire life
3. OP is likely board tourist from (and should go back there)
4. SAGE and Report shitposts like the OP, help make Jow Forums great again
This will not happen and OP is full of shit. You will be a weak twink but nobody will really pay attention to you for a few weeks/months of consistency.
I just don't get it.
Fucking WHY would you go to the gym if you're an out-of-shape fatty, skeleton, dadbod, or any other ugly unsightly geek? FUCKING WHY?
YES we all stare at you YES we make fun of you YES we take pictures of you and make you into epic memes.
The gym is where good looking people (people better than you) go to show off, compete, and meet new potential lays. We are here to find fuckbuddies and mates and you're just ruining the atmosphere. It's a social thing, you wouldn't understand, so just fuck outta here!
>intentionally craft bait that's incredibly horrible with the intention of getting anons to criticize how bad your bait is
Very meta of you, user.
> Op tells a story about how he got bullied
Nice b8 m8
>be MMA fighter
>snap shoulder, completely fucked, get surgery
>ffw 6 months, still have horrible pain but it has gotten better
>go back to the gym for the first time in months
>shoulders hurt, have to use really light weight, can't use free weights
>move to different machines to see how much strength I have lost in each body part
>see a guy wearing basketball shorts and a tank top saying "training to defeat thanos"
>complete skeleton, probably weighs around 50-60kg, looks as if he has never touched a weight in his life
>look down at his legs, they're smaller than my biceps
>it looks like they have trouble supporting him
>he walks up to me, being roughly 2 inches taller he gives me an angry looking grimace, looks more like he's shitting himself
>he asks me something quietly, looking down at his shoes after
>ask him to repeat what he said
>he mumbles something again, I think I could hear him lisping this time
>say "dude speak up, I can't hear you"
>he looks up at me and screeches "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE REE"
>he reaches for a 20kg dumbbell next to him, tries to pick it up and fails
>with tears in his eyes he attempts to run away, trips over the T-bar and a small log drops out of his pants
>later the gym owner approaches me and apologizes to me
>turns out it was his autistic son's first day at the gym and he was nervous
>mfw
Underrated, based, redpilled.
How it really went down:
fucking kek
Thank you, user.
Agreed kys op
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depending on the strength of his sphincter muscles he could clench real hard and try to squeeze off your cock maybe
>implying this ever happened
You took the double bait you absolute faggot hahaha fucking retard redditor.
>Gym culture
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>bait post
Guys i was starting a dialogue...
lmao user this guy is never coming to a gym again. That was a true alpha play
If this is true (and i 99% doubt it), unless he was a obvious douchebag (like the guy who used to come to my gym in jeans, sunglasses, and those fucking timberland workbooks that actual contraction workers used to wear but now bullies wear).
You walk into the type of gym I go to, where you have to be careful not to step on insulin pins and used amps on the way in, you never know who has a gun and who will just crack you over the head with a plate from behind and put you into a comma.
If any of this is true, you're a fucking asshole, and how do you know he won't come back tomm with a gun looking for you??? Fuck with the wrong people at the wrong gym, you're asking for bad shit.
>bullies wear)
MULLIES wear. Fucking despise autocorrect.
Fucking based.
I always thought it was spelled moolies
stop larping. Your insecurity clearly indicates that you're one of the local gym twinks.
post body so I can see if you belong in my harem.
Is this the classic Finnish gym pasta?
why did you do that though? Rather than helping the idiot learn how to bulk up properly? When i see that type of faggot at my gym I teach them, I don't scare them away.
This is age-old pasta, faggots
A true alpha male. You should try running with big P and myself sometimes