Need to lose 4 stone in ~2 months

Is it possible lads? If so, how?

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gotta lose 15 boulders and 25 rocks the fuck am I gonna do faggots?

find a lake and toss em in

>pounds and feet are reasonable measurements
>stones are not

hm

Extended fasts, run and workout while you eat under maintenance when you eat at all.

eat fuck all and move a lot

These are the crux of you losing your boulders OP

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have a leg amputated

look for dnp. ur in the UK so it should be easy to get

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What's dnp?

Pounds and feet put a man on the moon UKuck
Cant wait until your shit island nation is fully destroyed by liberals and muslims scum.

Throw them at the infidel.

Isaac Newton put a man on the moon, get absolutely fucked

>b-boulders haha
>muh rocks and boulders haha

Okay lads, you've had your fun — now gimme advice

What are you retarded, see

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google dnp fat loss

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I need to lose 5-10 pounds within 17 days, is it possible?

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easily, just stop eating

It wouldn't be smart to try to lose it that fast. Why do you NEED to lose it in 2 months?

I just do!
Why wouldn't it be smart?

>Pounds and feet
>NASA use MetricCHAD system

the absolute state of muttricans

How much is that in freedom units?
Also, you probably shouldn't rush yourself like that. If you commit to barely eating you'll be in for a hell of a ride

assuming 4 stone is 56 freedom units

you'll probably drop about 6 from water weight right away

50 / 8 = 6.25

no u cant lose 7 pounds a week unless you're already a fatass (read: unless you're already 40 stone as you would say)

>stone
What on earth is that in a normal unit of measurement?

To lose that much, you're basically not having a single thing to eat for the next two months. Your body needs more than just calories to survive, you need nutrition and shit.

Or exercise a lot??

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drink more water

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snake diet, look it up.

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Do you think your body just tosses the extra material from past overeating? If you're overweight, you don't need to eat. But if you're that worried, you can take a multivitamin. Unnecessary, but if you need it to ease your mind

She still won't fuck you.