Man i just came out of shower

/lit/ is all philosophy and really has nothing to do with english

Are you fucking retarded !? HAHAHHAHAHAA HOLY FUCK please dont reproduce or spew any fucking bullshit like this dude.

Why the fuck would it be normal for dirty fucking skin to be fused to your dick until your 16 ? There’s a fucking surgery for this and if you’re at any age from birth and uncircumcised then the glans being fused to your dick is literally the last fucking thing you want at any fucking age you stupid dense fuck.

lemme guess. You’re either uncircumcised and got phimosis up the ass or you’re just a Jew spewing lies on the internet as usual...

SER MAESTER DOCTOR JORDAN PETERSON IS A JEDI AND A WIZARD IN THE GRAY ORDER. GIVE HIM YOUR RESPECT, FAGGOTS

A gray Jedi is a gay Jedi.

>t. Rabbi Moshe Goldstein

I saw Jordan Peterson at a Sobeys in Toronto yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Tim Horton's K-Cup pods in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

You think so? Not trying to instigate but why do you think so?

I’m currently at uni working on my masters in Psychology while my goal is to get my doctorate. Why do so many people hate psychology?

It doesn't work with Peterson because he doesn't make up words like infetterence. Joe Rogan one is better. Jaime, pull that shit up.

I just use water on my face too. Is my face fucking dirty you piece of shit?

i had phimosis for my whole life until i started having sex regularly. the first few times were painful as fuck but your foreskin should stretch out if it isnt too extreme.

makes sense Im a virgin

my penis is so clean, thank you Dr. Peterson

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Wait, you didn't wash your dick until Peterson told you?

Go to your doctor and get a prescription for this cream that thins out your skin. I couldn't fully stretch out but after about a month of that cream my foreskin easily slid back behind my head.

So, about my shit... it's so messy and well, thinking about it, you know. It took me like three months non stop to figure this out. You look at it and you could say pretty confidently, just fuck my shit up. That's actually an instantiation of a patriarchal mode of being, isn't it. It's like that's the typification of an anal figure that exists at the bottom of all dominance hierarchies. You know, when Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags, his cell was very often messy and the postmodernist Marxist fascist system fucked his shit up a lot.

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